For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile with the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm strait so I MUST hate gays

I don't do drugs so I MUST be a loser

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I wear lots of black so I MUST be goth

I wear sweaters so I MUST be a cutter

I like heavy metal so I MUST be a follower of Satan

My Uncle is a pastor so I MUST be a radical Christian (Radical ANY RELIGION = people who are WAY over the top about their spiritual beleifs)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HATE Justin Beiber so I MUST be a lesbian (He's like seventeen and looks like an eleven year-old GIRL!!! HAHAHA!!!! It makes me laugh!!!)

I love eighties music so I MUST own leg warmers

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy. (I AM a little crazy...)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I don't wear shortshorts or show off my bra so I MUST have no fashion sense or be a Nun

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I don't like water so I MUST not shower I live in a mountain range so I MUST be a hermit

I wear tie dye so I MUST be a hippie

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I have High standards so I MUST be a picky bitch

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I look older than I am so I MUST have a fake ID

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm a YAOI fangirl, but who in their right mind isn't?)

I WATCH PORN (Animated, ie Yaoi, Hentai, Yuri...)so I MUST be perverted. (I WRITE AND READ PORN AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!!)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (True, actually. I'm a total weakling.)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I am Canadian, so I MUST live in an igloo and speak only french. (I suck at french!)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE(Blood keeps you alive, so I LIKE IT!!! PREFERABLY IN my body).

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I love fast food so I MUST be obese

I wear clevage showing shirts so I MUST be a hooker

I'm a belly dancer so I MUST be a hooker

I'm a girl so I MUST be either to skinny or to fat.

I don't have a boyfriend so I MUST be a loser, or gay

I'm not into sports so I MUST be a nerd

I get good grades so I MUST be a teachers pet.

I cook and sew so I MUST be a home maker

I live in a trailer park so I MUST be a red neck

I live in a small town so I MUST be a farmer

I hate pink so I MUST not be a girl

I'm not funny so I MUST be a boring buzzkill

I Don't drink so I MUST be a loser

I knit so I MUST be an old woman

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

If actions are louder than words, why is the pen mightier that the sword?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

This is a sad story

(This is something sad that brought tears to my eyes ;_; )

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug...

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day)

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.

Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know.

Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late...

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their Sweet time:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

15. Get twenty-four boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Squid from Holes is named Squid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Squid was crying in chapter 19, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa AND IT WORKED, copy and paste this on to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your laugh has ever scared you, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you hate people who hate gay people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever snuck on to Fanfiction.net and got into huge trouble for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your laugh makes other people laugh, copy and paste this on your profile.

If the teen population of North America were 100 people, 92 of them would die if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool, 'cause they're all Socs. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 8 greasers laughing hysterically in the background.

If you've ever run into a wall, post this on your profile

If you have ever wanted to go into a book and strangle a character, post this on your profile.

Why are you reading these? Seriously, I would not be offended if you didn't.

Katniss is the Girl on Fire. If you are against the Capitol, post this on your profile.

If someone you loved has died, post this on your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puffs Turkey thing needs to go to rehab, post this on your profile.

If you think those kids just need to give the Rabbit his dang Trix, post this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think that all boys should look like the outsiders (in the movie), copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you've ever randomly screamed just for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever screamed out song lyrics in public, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are very mad at Suzanne Collins about Mockingjay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Albert Einstein

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. Douglas Adams

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. Paul Beatty

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Robert Bloch

I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden. -Steve Martin

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W.C. Fields

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. Winston Churchill

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over Unknown

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Unknown

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I'll scratch your eyes out. Unknown

I'm on a see food diet. I see food and I eat it. Unknown

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Unknown

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried Unknown

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Unknown

I don't have "blonde moments." I have temporary technical difficulty. Unknown

When life gives you lemons... squirt them in peoples eyes. Unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling? Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Unknown

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Unknown

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go".

12. Sing along at the Opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity; send this list to someone to make them smile! It's called...therapy!

A little list that totally describes us girls.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Things You Should Know About Best Friends:

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying "Walk much, dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run, dumbass, run!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.

Another lesson about best friends:

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.

BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why I have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mister and Missess, Grandma by Grandma and Grandpa by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM, Grandma, GRANNY and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" OR "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school and college to be your drinking buddies.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff!

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Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot

2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with

3 (Mar) - I stabbed

4 (Apr) - I killed

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June) - I robbed

7 (July) - I kissed

8 (Aug) - I smoked with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) – I hugged

11 (Nov) - I ran naked with

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

1 - a rock star

2 - my boyfriend

3 -a hobo

4 - a homeless guy

5 - the one that i love

6 -the trojan man

7 - the cookie monster

8 - a sexy girl

9 - a bowl of cereal

10 -a mop

11 - a tooth-brush

12 - a hobo

13 - a dog

14 - a drunk 1

5 - a crack head

16 - a cat

17 - a bag of weed

18 - the kool-aid man

19 - an Easter egg

20 - tori the snowman

21 - a hottie

22 - my crush

23 - yo momma

24 - a Mexican

25 - a teletubby

26 - a condom

27 - a gangsta

28 - Paris Hilton

29 - Barney the Dinosaur

30 - my ex boyfriend 31 - my lover

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing.

White - because I'm sexy like that

Black - because I love weed

Pink - because I smoke crack

Turquoise- because I'm good in bed

Brown- because i like to snort cocaine

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs

Other because I'm retarded

Green -because that bum stole my taco

Orange - because i still love him

RED-because the gummy bears made me

Blue because i like shoelaces

Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver

Graphic- because I am crazy like that

None- because i have a killer six pack!!