... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Spoilers for games 1-3. If you change just one little moment of your life, what else changes with it? What if Phoenix had been in the elevator that day? Eventual Miles/Phoenix, also has Diego/Mia. Possible Maya/Franziska while we're at it.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.

Phoenix and Edgeworth deal with the repercussions of Lana Skye's trial while trying to trying to figure out what they really mean to each other. Set between 1-5 and JFA, spoilers for both. Slash. Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright.

Phoenix hates having to reject Miles. Miles won't settle for being rejected. [MilesPhoenix]

PhoenixMiles. After GS3 Phoenix appeals an old case, which forces him to choose between a woman's life and an old friend. Yaoi, spoilers

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood... Chandler gets by. Mostly. Companion to Yellow Wood, but it can easily be read alone.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

Jim Gordon takes a late-night walk and gets more out of it than he bargained for.

An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.