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Name: ;P I'll tell you if you ask me.

Age: Old enough to be on here.

Er- I don't really have much to say. I might soup this all up later, but for now I think I might just leave it like this. ;P

FAVORITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS (not in any particular order):

1. Harry Potter

2. Ginny Weasley

3. Tonks

4. George Weasley

5. Remus

6. Sirius Black

7. Fred Weasley

8. Luna Lovegood

9. Molly Weasley

10. Draco Malfoy

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

[Remus/Draco] ... No. I haven't. Think it would make my eyes melt.

(2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

[Tonks] Yeah, I guess she's hot. For guys. With her... abilities, makes her pretty fine.

3) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Sirius got Harry Prego... Hrm- Well, that couldn't really happen, they're both guys, which would make everyone go berserkers. And the fact they actually got together like that would be WOW.

4) Have you read any 9 fictions?

Mhm. ;D I love Molly.

5) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

[Fred/Ginny]... Incest, much? Maybe if they weren't related, but they are so, no.

6)4/8 or 4/9?

[George/Luna] or [George/Molly] I love George/Luna! ;D George/Molly, incest, so no.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

What if [Fred] found out [Tonks] and [Luna] were together? ... Well... I do not know. o_o

8) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

[Draco/George] Fluff? ROMANTIC fluff? ... o_o I have a headache now... Prolly?

9) Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

[Harry/Remus] No Matter What You Are [Failage]

10) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

George...wanting to seduce.. Harry? Hrm- After the death of his dear twin brother, Fred, George feels lost. Harry comforts him, but George wants to take it further.

God, this thing is killing me.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read #7 yet? What about a 9 slash?

Fred? Most likely. I do. Annnd Molly slash... No?

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose?

Um... Draco reminds me of the Grinch song. You know, the green thing?

13) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

[Ginny/Tonk/Sirius] Warning: Almost incest between all characters involved.

14) Suggest a summary for a 6/OC story

[Sirius/OC] Hm... Girl gets lost in the Forbidden Forest, finds a dog, said dog leads her back. She's a dumbass so she gets lost again, the dog finds her, she talks to it and then it turns into the sexy Sirius Black. Said girl falls inlove, yadayada, drama, fillers, the whole shabam before they settle down. Of course Sirius isn't dead!

16)(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). While (2) ate candy and watched it all like a movie.

[Harry] and [Fred] are in a happy relationship until [Fred] runs off with [George]. [Harry, brokenheated, has a hot one-night stand with [Luna] and an unhappy affair with [Sirius, then follows the wise advice of [Remus] and finds true love with [Tonks]. While [Ginny] ate candy and watched it all like a movie.

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You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Vertigo by 951905 reviews
Once upon a time, in a Tower high above the villages, there was a girl who'd only known stone walls, fairy tales, and the Man who kept her there. Then a boy crashes through her roof and her Tragedy becomes her own Fairy Tale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,727 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Pirate Outcasts by Lily Yamamoto reviews
Alex and Amber were the outcasts of school, ignored by everyone. To make up for the neglect of their peers, they write storied about themsleves with alter egos. But what happens when an idea for a new story goes a bit extreme...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Vampires are my Puppets by BBeyond L reviews
Rated T just in case. Yuuki X Zero FELLOW READERS AND AUTHORS: YES, I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED ANYTHING IN A VERY LONG TIME. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I am current;y working on Ch.5! It's coming soon! :
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Yuki C., Zero K.
Drop It Like It's Hot, Miroku Style by Inu.my.homeboy reviews
Miroku's big pimpin. Oneshot song fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Miroku - Complete
Call My Name by argetangel reviews
You close your eyes briefly, and smash your mouth into those luscious lips of hers. You estimate it will take about three seconds for her to break your nose. ShinKumi. Dramaverse. Spinoff from the Jdrama ep 7.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko
Fangirlness ReWritten by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean style. Three teenagers discover there is something deeper to their obsessions when they’re sucked into a DVD, and on an exhilarating journey full of laughter, we all learn something. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,242 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Poem by ShannonAnimeLover reviews
Just a poem I thought of sitting outside,alone,looking at the blue sky.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Out of the Closet by Pureblood Status reviews
Dumbledore has a secret and McGonagall catches him in the act. Will she and the other professors convince Dumbledore to come out of that closet of his?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Sun under the Fan by theunknownvoice reviews
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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete