No really, I'm Christi, also known as Kris the Great and the Fish Whisperer. I like to write (quite obviously) watch movies, listen to music, make music, act, sing, play fastball, swim, play videogames, and read. Some of my favourit things include llammas, DQ icecreame cake, vampires, pirates, johnny depp, Harry Potter, tim burton, anne rice books, sarcasm, funny sayings, corner gas, the nightmare before christmas, candles, cowboys, rock music, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, the Darkness, Jet, Lisa Loeb, flowers, POTC, hairdye, creating random stories for people I see, Big and Rich, dogs, and the Salads.

My only story at the moment is Aftermaths of the Gryffen, which by the way Kris is not meant to be me she just has a similar name. Savvy? Okie. Coming soon is the sequel (which sadly is already started) and possibly a harry potter fanfic. Possibly.

Anyhoo, here's Christi in a nutshell:

~I'm 14.
~I live in Saskatchewan, Canada.
~My favourit animals are Giraffes and Llammas, for some unknown reason.
~I have this thing for ironic/funny sayings and will most probably use some of them in my stories.
~my name means christ in latin.
~the only pets I have are numerous fish named after Anne Rice vampires.
~My favourit movie is the nightmare before christmas and the emperor's new groove (I also like movies that aren't meant for kids, but I've loved the nightmere before christmas forever, and come on, David Spade rocks even as a llamma)
~my favourit directer is Tim Buton
~my favourit comedian is Jack Black
~I'm going into highschool *faints*
~I have been known to quote Corner Gas in many situations.

I'll tell you when I come off the handle, OR the ball!! (corner gas. gotta love it.)

I also have a fictionpress page: http://www.fictionpress.com/~kristhegreat
visit my art gallery if you like:
or fanart:

Now get off your butt and go do something active! Or even better, read my fanfic!! Please? Pretty please with sugar and a cherry and Jack Sparrow on top? I'll give you a hug!
Well, peace,
~Kris