Hello. and Konnichiwa to all of you who only prefere Japanese greetings. Iam known as Lei and I write fan fiction. You canusually find me in the Kingdom Hearts sectioncrying over how pathetic our authors have become. Anyway. I am in now way saying that I do not add to the patheticness. I am simply saying that all this slash disgusts Lei. I can not take it anymore! Nothing against gay people or anything. But. Riku and Sora are not gay! Fine. Write about it. Just make it clear in your summary. Lei can not take anymore heart attacks. She can only handle so many at such a tender age.

:coughs: anyway. Here's just some stuff about me: I like ice cream (vanilla, yum), pianos, ancient Greek literature, big open meadows, Tidus, New York, scary movies about clowns who eat young children, Chad from New York, guys who do ballet, vanilla ice cream... I lied. I hate Odysseus and his stupid epic journey. How can someone write a five hundred page poem? Oh. I know. Homer can. :sighs:

Here's Lei's pairings:
SK (Used in every single story, except for the ones it's not used in...)
RK (Used in almost every single story. If it's not used, it's hinted at.)
TK (That would be Tidus and I only used it once. It was a good story. You should read it. I should upload it...)
RS (ACK! How'd that get there? Haha, I lied. I tried a Draco/Ron fic once... Kind of disturbed.)

Okay! So... I'd just like to say that Disney appals me and I hate it. Therefore I don't usually use any aspect of it in any of my fan fics. So if you're reading one and you're like "Hey Lei, where's Donald and Goofy go?". I most likely killed them. or they never existed to answer your question. At least not in my world. But I digress. I tend to do Kairi POV. it's usually a third person limited omniscient narrator reporting on Kairi. I think I've done some first person Kairi's and maybe some just third person omnscient. Once I kind of did a stream of conciousness: "Till Death do us Part". I do them all in that one. Only it's not really stream of conciousness because each section is only third person limited omniscient on whoever the section is about. Nevermind. I think I've done one second person. Yes. Crimson something. You should read it. It's very morbid and angsty. If you don't like morbid depressed angst then don't read it and read... well... don't read anything I've written. Actually, there was one that was kind of fluff-ish. I forget. I will write one though. It will be nothing but fluffy bonzaaaaa. Shidutdut. It will probably never happen. I will upload my Final Fantast poem so that I will have a genre other than Kingdom Hearts. Good times.

Well... not much left to say but goodbye. or Sayonara to those of you who prefere a Japanese valediction.