Mankind will never forget how Shadow the Hedgehog saved Earth. Two years after his death, this was proven to be mankind's lie, and Sonic is the one outraged. On the day that Amy Rose finds Shadow's carcass, they're all forced to embark on a journey of soul-searching, ARK diaries, and bloodshed.

Bastard Shepard is the only kind of person who CAN protect the galaxy. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully not. No. No, definitely not. Seriously, screw this guy. If you love to hate Mass Effect then you'll love to hate this!

What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.

High School AU. Chapter 17 (Part 2). Bubbline. M for a reason. On hiatus.

Shadow finds his heart's desire caught in the wake of his deepest fear. #CO4#

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

Irikah meets Thane

I'll see your Apocalypse and raise you an Armageddon. The Reapers are gone but it's a big universe... MShep, Jack, Miranda and a host of others, plus a few OC's of my own. Standard disclaimers apply. Contains profanity. Critiques welcome. NO LONGER BEING UPDATED. SOMEDAY I MAY RETURN TO IT. THANK YOU FOR READING IT ANYWAY.

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

A supposedly routine trip to Omega to pick up parts for the Normandy takes an unexpected turn for Garrus and Shepard when they run into someone from her past. Set during ME2. Shakarian

Agent Washington isn't the same man he once was.

Following the loss of Cortana, an emotionally unstable Master-Chief is offered a chance at redemption...A chance to take it all back, and reclaim that which was lost. Cortana x John-117

Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.

Good old honest Shepard is determined to check every inch of the Presidium's Lake for fish. Garrus has been telling her for hours that there are no fish to be found and is at the end of his rope in frustration… until they end up in the lake themselves. Oneshot M content F!Shepard/Garrus

Garrus is a turian of many hidden talents, but one isn't hidden so more, at least to Shepard.

He is a drell assassin. She is a human spectre. The only thing shared between them is loss. Until the day they meet, and teach each other how to love again.

"We've never managed, either one of us, to get all the way into life." Sequel to Worth All the World. Fem!Shep/Garrus Romance. Rated M for strong language & adult themes.

Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.

When Life gives you lemons, throw obscure references at it. Shepard/Garrus romance shown through a humorous light. Past Shepard/Kaidan.

Shepard is restless. Garrus is agitated. Vega just wants to do pull-ups. Shepard/Vakarian.

Set in a slight ME2 AU. Shepard decides Grunt need to learn some responsibility, and so gives him a common Earth pet. Who will win the ensuing battle of wills? Grunt or the kitten? Shepard X Garrus implied . Rated T for language.

Shepard parties to forget. Femshep and Garrus.

ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.

A prompt from the ME kinkmeme. Based off of Joker's comment on "teaching the Reapers how to love." Rated for language

Down-on-his-luck Nord Skole discovers an unorthodox way to rid Skyrim of its dragon problem.

In which EDI bothers Joker and Shepard sings drunk. "Fly me to the moon" songfic sorry? Just a short in support of... well. Read, review, relax.

Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.

Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?

Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.

The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!

What would happen if Zack didn't die. Where will he go? How will he survive, and what will happen to Cloud? Couples are Cloud X Tifa and Zack X Aerith. Includes hints of Cloud X Aerith. Please Review!

When Harbinger attempts to assume control of an actual human, such as the Ol- I mean, Jacob, things can really spiral out of control... Total ME2 crack. Don't shoot me.

Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3

Mordin warned of possible side effects between a human/drell relationship, but even Thane was unprepared for what his Shepard would do. A humorous look at what might happen to a poor female Shepard who fancies drell. Rated for referenced subject matter.

Amy is out and about in one of the latest clubs to impress Sonic, but when a new hedgehog shows up will she even care anymore? Shadamy. One-shot. Lemon!

Amy Rose recites a poem about her curiosity regarding Shadow the Hedgehog.

Sequel to Petal Hinges! After Shadow's best intentions lethally backfire, Amy risks more than she realizes to help him. #CO2#

Amy is forced to choose what's truly important when her love life goes dangerously awry. SonAmy vs. ShadAmy. #CO1#