Little Blue Hummingbird: Fronting the war on normality since 1993.

Salutations fellow creatures of imagination!

Since the Alignment of the planets in my brain my repertoire has expanded and I’m actually attempting to make my anecdotes slightly readable. Although I am still an acquired taste and I still write merely for my own amusement. Procrastination is my specialty as writers block seems to visit me habitually. My enthusiasm can overwhelm the fainthearted unless I have a constructive place to put excess mental and physical energy.Maturity is an attribute that I simply do not possess and i doubt i ever shall.

Caffeine is the primary source of my inspiration, creating my perpetual fictionaddiction. I am disturbed, but if you’re reading this then I can make a fair guess that you are to.

Iniquity seems to run in my blood... which contains barely any iron...No I’m not dead. It’s Anemia. A condition that makes me an albino vampire. Wondrous. (Note the sarcasm.)

I have an affinity for Wolves. Anyone who dislikes these majestic creatures should be run over by a bus. I believe anyone who uses the term “ lol ” should be run over by a bus... I need to buy myself a bus.

NOTE: You don’t need to sugar coat reviews. Just be honest. I’m talking FEEDBACK people!

With no further gilding of the Lily I present my ineffectual anecdotes.

No small children were harmed in the making of this profile... Except this one. ( throws a small child out a 7 story window for no apparent reason. )

Arigatou!