"There's no hot water, no toilet paper, and, worst of all, no wifi! How do people live out here?" - When she accompanies her father to Africa to study gorillas, Jane Porter finds that life in the jungle is even more primitive than she'd expected; and when a handsome wild man in a loincloth saves her life, well, she might just be going mad. A modern day retelling of Disney's Tarzan.

On the day the roster is stolen, Gaius (randomly?) gives Henry a cupcake. Ricken has a theory: it's a Ylissean holiday just for him, or something like that. What a strange world this is.

"Jane isn't made for running through the jungle," she said. At his blank look she elaborated, "I'm used to wearing shoes, and... and walking, at a leisurely pace, more like a stroll, really, on streets and in gardens, not running for my life from a herd of wild rhinos." - Jane is having some trouble adjusting to life in the jungle.

and even beasts have souls. -belle/beast

the wild man stalked toward her. -jane/tarzan

It was almost ironic, the way I asked fate to tell me about fire and how it so brutally showcased its power for me. A shower of sparks, and everything was ablaze; So this was what it was like to burn. - Ariel/Eric romantic drabbles.