It Came From Beneath the Computer Desk
(Because it had nothing else to do and it was bored with its life. It was sick of its music, TV, and books. Nobody wanted to entertain it either. So, it decided to come here and scare the living daylights out of the poor souls on FanFiction.net. Mwahaha!!)

Konichiwa, people’s of the universe! I’m Suna Kunoichi. Feel free to look around my profile and read all my junk. If you read my stories, however, I request that you review them.
I might take requests from people, but only if you PM me about it. Maybe. I have several ideas lined up after my GaaraxOC trilogy is finished.
I will always reply to PMs and reviews when I get them. If someone is polite to me, I’ll be polite to them. And if someone wants me to read their story, chances are I will unless they’re above a T rating or if I don’t know the story they’re from.
I always review a story if I read it. I will never flame a person’s story either. I will, however, be honest. I expect the same from my readers.

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Where the desert sun shines forever bright
Where all brave shinobi have taken to flight
When sandstorms arise and leave villagers in fear
When bravery fails and all seems drear
When the end, it seems, is finally at hand
That’s when she comes, the kunoichi of the sand
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Name: Well, since I’m not going to give you my real name, Yuzuki will do just fine.

Appearance: Well, I have straight shoulder-length black hair with blue tips and streaks (I just put those in), blue eyes, and very white skin.

Height/Weight: Uh, I guess I’m about 5’ 5”. Average height, I think. I weigh about 130 lbs. Seriously; I have the fastest metabolism of everyone I know. It drives me crazy.

Personality: Fiery, quick-witted, sarcastic, friendly, nice, honest, patient, hyper, and stubborn. If someone says something jerky, chances are, I’ll tell them. I don’t like it when people mess with my friends, so back off. If people are nice, respectful, and courteous to me I’ll be the same to them.

Theme Songs: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, Anthem by Superchic(k), and When it All Falls Apart by The Veronicas.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, horseback riding, jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, going to the gym, swimming, listening to music, hanging out with friends.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Inuyasha, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Vampire Princess Miyu, Vampire Hunter D (both movies), Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Cardcaptor Sakura, Digimon, Crescent Moon, Millennium Snow, Shaman King, Tsubasa, Vampire Game, Bloody Kiss, Zatch Bell, Code Geass, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Howl’s Moving Castle, and Kiki’s Delivery Service.

Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, In Plain Sight, Bones, House, Gilmore Girls, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Favorite Movies: The Harry Potter series, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Chronicles of Narnia movies, Lady in the Water, The Village, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, Ghost Dog, Scrooged, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, Ocean's 11, 12, and 13, Ghost Rider, the Spider-Man movies, Iron Man, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, Elektra, Daredevil, and many others that I can’t think of…

Favorite Books: The Twilight series, the Harry Potter series, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Jaz Parks series, the Vampire Diaries, The Farseer Trilogy, the Earthsea trilogy, Tehanu, and Interview with a Vampire.

Favorite Music: Evanescence, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Linkin Park, System of a Down/Surge Tankian, Foo Fighters, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Paramore, Beastie Boys, Breaking Benjamin, 3 Days Grace, and Incubus.

Favorite Naruto Characters: Gaara, Sasori, Temari, Kankuro, Deidara, and Kimmimaru.

Favorite Parings: GaaSaku, GaaOC, SasoOC, ShikaTema, and KankOC.

Yes, I like strange pairings. I figure the whole point of fan fiction is that it's fan fiction. It doesn't have to follow the original plot or characters. People can pretty much do whatever they want in fan fiction.

Pet Peeves:
Flamers
Bashers
Rabid Fans
And many other things…

Okay, I hate yaoi, yuri, hentai, shojo ai, shounen ai, incest, lemons, limes, and mary-sues. But guess what? Everybody has their own tastes. I’m not going to rail on someone just because they don’t have the same opinions that I do. I respect people’s differences and expect respect in return. Got it? Good.

I figure I should give you people fair warning. I AM AN OC WRITER!! That means that my specialty is creating original characters and putting them into whatever universe I’m writing about. I know a ton of people hate OCs, so I thought I’d warn them.

Okay, I’ve decided to have a rant section. If you don’t want to hear me complain about stuff, I suggest you stop reading.

The Bumper Sticker:
My mom and I were going to the store a while back and we saw the stupidest bumper sticker EVER. I mean it, this one took the cake. We were at a stop light when I noticed that the van in front of us had a bumper sticker on the back window. As was only natural, my mom and I read it.
“Autism is Awesome!”
What. The. Heck?
Stupid, right? Wrong, it’s ludicrous!! Autism is NOT awesome, no matter which way you look at it. It’s awesome that people try so hard to work with it, but Autism itself is, well, awful.
Whoever put that sticker up is either uninformed, stupid, or delirious. I’m going with all three. My friend’s brother has Autism. Does he think it’s awesome? Heck, no! He wishes his little brother didn’t have it!
The people that work through the Autism are awesome! Autism, on the other hand, is awful!

Random:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

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Links:

These are some really cool AMVs. All are SasuSaku vids, so don't watch them if you hate the pairing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YiGjvbqKE4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-XxEBusGUM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxKsJzvhZfk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQwaTQy3qw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZxIkPsmz6A

Well, that's all for now! Ja ne!!