Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content

What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.

Alice is celebrating her thirtieth birthday, but she's in no mood to celebrate. What happens when she finds comfort, and more, from an old friend who happens to be engaged to her best friend? AH AU Written for "Off the Page" Contest. Rated M for lemon

Formerly called 'Spark'. When Alice decides to show her inner self, he blinds himself from the truth, but when his lie stops, she's the one who is blinded. It's just a cycle, really. Will it ever end? Maybe it's just a figment of their imagination.

Sultry playboy Jasper Whitlock thinks he has the whole school wrapped about his little finger, but when perky spitfire Alice Brandon sits next to him in History, he becomes aware just how much he needs to know about the world around him.

Jasper is a professor who is afraid to love again. Alice is his student who is determined break through that fear and fill the lonely places in his heart. AH/AU. First fanfiction ever. Rated M for future chapters.

AlicexEdward "The psychic and the mind reader; who would have suspected?" Third Place in The Pancake Perfume's Crack Pairings Contest. M for slight lemon -really more of lemon juice if I may- and language.