FORMERLY KNOWN AS TYNTYLAGIRL, just thought I'd point it out and my new name is one of my favourite quotes from the Avengers by Thor (hence the picture) "You People Are So Petty And Tiny" but that was a bit long sadly... :'(

Hey! Just to let you know, I'm working on both of my inprogress stories but writers block and A level revision and exams are making it difficult to say the least. So I'm really sorry but I am trying honest!

Pairings(so, so many): Destiel, Sabriel (Supernatural), Johnlock, Mystrade (Sherlock), Merthur (Merlin), Drarry, Harmony (Harry Potter), Blackhawk, Stony, Hulkwidow, Blackpepper, Stucky (Avengers/Marvel), 00Q (Skyfall), Ethan/Brandt (Mission Impossible), Spirk, Scones, Mckirk (Star Trek 2009), Tron/Sam (Tron), Vlad/Clint (Young DraculaXAvengers)... and I could go on forever...

So that I can fill up my profile a bit more, here are some of my fave quotes (as you will soon find out I have a slight obsession with Supernatural, Walking Dead, Sherlock, Merlin, Outnumbered and Young Dracula... so many more...

MERLIN

- Arthur: "Did you just call me friend?"
Merlin: "Sorry my mistake, I'd never have such an ass for a friend."

- Merlin: "Look I've told you you're an ass I just didn't realise that you were a royal one."

- Arthur: "I should warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth."
Merlin: "How long have you been training to be a pratt?"
Arthur: "You can't address me like that."
Merlin: "Sorry, how long have you been training to be a pratt my Lord?"

- Gwen: "I like much more ordinary men like you"
Merlin: "Gwen believe me I'm not ordinary"
Gwen: "No I didn't mean you obviously not you! You know, I like much more ordinary men, like you"
Merlin: "Thanks..."

- Merlin: "Well whatever it is, one things for sure, Arthur isn't going to find it. He thinks he's so sharp! Even when I told him I was a wizard he still didn't believe me, he still couldn't see it."
Gaius: "That's because it's pretty hard to spot."
Merlin: "Then maybe I should go around wearing a pointy hat?"
Gaius: "I don't think you'll find one big enough!"

- Gaius: "It's character building and as the old proverb says. Hard work breeds... a harder soul!"
Merlin: "There is no way that's a proverb! You just made that up."
Gaius: "... No I didn't..."

- Arthur: "I can't stand by and watch him die!"
Uther: "Then don't look."

- Merlin: (Rotten fruit being thrown at him in the stocks)
"I'd forgotten how much fun this was!"

- Arthur: "So you can have the satisfaction of making me look a fool?!"
Morgana: "In my experience you don't need any help looking like a fool."

- Merlin(to Arthur): "Oh! Oh what's that Wildren eating? It's all right it's just Merlin!"

- Gwen: "I'll go and get some rest." (Gets up and leaves)
Arthur: "We should all get some rest."(Gets up and leaves)
Lancelot: "I'll stand guard for awhile."(Gets up and leaves)
Merlin: "I'll... just sit here then..."

- Merlin(to Gaius): "You're going to tell Uther that his new lady friend's a troll?"

- Uther: "How could he compare such beauty to a troll?"
Lady Katrina(Troll): "Search me, I washed my face and everything!"

- Sir Leon: "I wouldn't really say that they were fangs. More like... tusks!"

- Great Dragon: *Laughing for a long time*
Merlin: "This isn't funny!"
Great Dragon: "Oh, but it is!" *More laughing* "The thought of Uther marrying a troll!"

- Arthur: "I've never felt so humiliated in my entire life! I was defeated by a girl!"
Merlin: "It's actually quite funny when you think about it!" *Snickers* "... Or not..."

- Arthur: "Merlin, do not let go of the rope!" (and guess what Merlin does!)

YOUNG DRACULA

- The Count: "Bite the Bunny!"
Vlad: "I'm not biting the bunny!"

- Jonno and Eric:
"Sure as boy scouts sing round camp fires
There are no such things as vampires
Drinking blood the living dead
It's not for real it's in our heads" (Goody version)

- Eric:
"Sure as boy scouts sing round camp fires
This whole school is full of vampires
Biting necks inflicting pain
I will not rest until they're slain" (Bad boy version)
"It's not working Jonno!"

SHERLOCK

- Prisoner: "Without you I'll get hung for this!"
Sherlock: "No no, not at all. Hanged yes!"

- Sherlock: "Look it doesn't matter to me who's Prime Minister, or who's sleeping with who!"
John: "Or that the Earth goes around the Sun..."
Sherlock: "Oh God not that again... It's not important!"

- Mrs Hudson: "Oi! What have you done to my bloody wall?" (Looking at the smiley face in graffiti on the wall - with added bullet holes-) "I'm putting this on your rent young man!"

- Sherlock: "They're warning us that it's going to happen again."
John: "Hang on. That what's going to happen again?"
Sherlock: "Boom!"

- Lestrade: "But what has this got to do with the painting? I don't see!"
Sherlock: "You see, you just don't observe!"
John: "All right all right! Girls, calm down!" (To Sherlock and Lestrade.)

- Sherlock: "NO NO NO! Of course he's not the boy's father! Look at the turn ups on his jeans!"
John: "I knew it was dangerous..."
Sherlock: "Hmm?"
John: "Getting you into crap telly!"
Sherlock: "Humph... not a patch on Connie Prince."

- John: "You given Mycroft the memory stick yet?"
Sherlock: "Yep. He was over the moon. Threatened me with a night hood, again."

- John: "That was... amazing."
Sherlock: "Really?"
John: "Yes, completely extraordinary."
Sherlock: "That's not what people normally say."
John: "What do people normally say?"
Sherlock: "Piss off!"

OUTNUMBERED

-Sue: "A cow..."
Karen: "Killing some people because it doesn't want to be made into food. He's ripping their heads off and their arms and shooting them."
Sue: "Oh..."
Karen: "Because I don't like burgers."

-Jake: "Can I just have a note saying I'm late because my family is useless!"

- Ben: "How many nuns could a nun-chuck chuck if a nun-chuck could chuck nuns?"

- Jake: "Yes it changes every day, that's why it's called the news! Toss-piece!"

- Sue: "Ben leave those snails alone!"
Pete: "He can't hear you."
Sue: "Oh! I'll text him!"

- Karen: "But black's not a happy colour. It's the colour of beetles and school shoes and Miss Baringtons enormous eyebrows."

- Jake(to Ben): "You've probably been killed loads of times in your past lives because you never shut up!"

- Pete(reading Jake's essay): "The Romantic Poets were a bunch of emos."

- Sue: "Lipstick? You're nine!"
Karen: "Exactly!"

- Karen: "You let Ben cook our meal?!? Are you mad!"
Sue: "Karen..."
Karen: "I'm not eating that, it's gonna taste like cats sick!"

- Pete: "You put the salad through the blender?!?"
Ben: "Well not just the salad, all the other things. I think it's called Purée."

- Ben: "Now this Purée is made of pork, onion, cheese, garlic, rocket, cucumber, um Toblerone, rhubarb, ice cream, cabbage and marzipan."

- Pete: "See Archie? He's the perfect example of evolution, because basically what you have there is a wolf... A very dim wolf... Possibly a special needs wolf."

- Karen: "I want my UGG boots! Where are my UGG boots?"
Jake: "She doesn't have UGG boots."
Sue: "No, she's just written UGG on the side of her boots."

- Sue: "Yeah. But I don't like her being there with those trainee waggs and botox Mum. Still good news is, I think she may have crapped in their b-day."

- Pete: "That'll be the Hendersons, come to pick up psycho Lassie." (Archie)

HOTEL FOR DOGS

- Carl: "Did you really think that you could out smart us?"
Bruce: "I'd rather not answer that Carl."

Carl: "Hurry up!"
Lois: "I'm wearing heels!"
Carl: "So am I!"

- Lois: "If those were cops we're gonna turn them in ourselves. 'Cause I smell a reward!"
Carl: "I don't think that's reward you smell!"

- Lois: "Where are we?"
Carl: "We're in deep doo-doo!"

Copy 'n' Pastes

My name is Jennifer.
I am three.
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see.

I must be stupid.
I must be bad.
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better.
I wish I weren’t ugly.
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can’t speak at all.
I can’t do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone.
The house is dark.
My folks aren’t home.

When my mommy comes home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse.
My name is called.
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try to hide
From his evil eyes.
I’m so afraid now,
I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words.
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more.
I finally get free
And run to the door.

He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken.
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.

"I’m sorry!" I scream,
But it's now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain,
Again and again.
Oh please, God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Jennifer.
I am three.
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Now I roam the underworld to help those in need.

I may seem evil, but I'm not.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on, I pray for your forgiveness,

Because you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this poem.

If you are affected, do something about it!

So all I ask you to do is pass this on if you are against child abuse

Try not to cry:

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool.
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told.
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
All because Johnny got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now.
And tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends that they always were the best.
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
Please listen to me if you would.

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid.
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late.
Mommy, tell my Zack I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it’s true.
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech students who were lost.

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say goodbye.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to cry".

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.

A fraction of a second:

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?"

The old lady replied: "You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear."

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister."

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?"

"OK," he said. "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunken man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. Have a heart.

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" *Paste this on your profile if you dislike racist people.*

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress