Hermione's friends and family seem bound and determined to help her with her love life because of her lack thereof while most of them are settling down. Thus she keeps being pushed blind dates, a bit like kissing frogs really. The cherry on top however is that Draco Malfoy seems to keep appearing out of no where, especially on her more disasterous dates!

5 years after the battle of Hogwarts and Draco is back. The chronicles of our favourite Dramione couple all the way through dating, marriage and then their first child. Lots of fluff, some laughter involved. Nothing to explicit but definite innuendo involved! hope you all enjoy! Pregnant!Hermione, Daddy!Draco. Rating has changed!

Hiatus. Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

Or "How Malia Got from Her Den to Stiles's Bed" He reeks of hope and nerves. Eau de Mating Season, even though mating season is still months away. His foot bounces violently against the cracked linoleum, and he keeps watching her out of the corner of his eye like he's afraid she might bolt. She wants to bolt.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

"So you're saying that spending time together during the day would ruin… whatever this is?" "What 'this' is, is what muggles call 'friends with benefits'," Hermione explained. "How can we be friends with benefits when we're not even friends?" Draco asked. No smut. Rated M for themes.

"He smiles, thanking his lucky stars that he loops his 'g's." How a tiny handwriting quirk led to the love story he thought he'd never have. Dramione, warfic, one-shot.

Oneshot. Draco doesn't need, nor want, to celebrate his birthday. "June fifth…" Hermione frowned. "That's today." "Ten points to Gryffindor," he drawled. "Um…Happy birthday," she offered lamely. "Thanks." His tone was clipped. "Do...what're your plans?" she asked. "Well, lunch once you get the hell out of my office."

Sequel to Stark Raving Mad but can be read alone. "She was leaving him." In a world turned to chaos, the female third of the Golden Trio makes a decision that ends up tearing her and her lover apart. How will her possessive Slytherin cope in her absence? On which side do his loyalties really lie? Dramione two-shot, rated M for language, violence and adult content.

Well obviously I made a conscious effort to hide this mess! What woman in her right mind would want her boyfriend to see her in this state! Especially since you practically roll out of bed looking like you're ready to paint the town red.

Draco and Hermione go to the Burrow to spend Christmas with the Weasleys. / This is just a random, adorable, Christmas-themed Dramione fluff piece I randomly felt inspired to write. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

Hermione and Draco are just about to finish their last peaceful round as Head Girl and Boy before leaving for the holidays. But we can't let them go without a little mayhem can we?

Fred and George Weasley's latest creation, the Whimsical Wintertime Wishes Christmas tree ornaments, are wildly popular. In fact, there is only one left, but both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want to buy it.

A game of truth or dare ends in a night that goes well for Hermione. And then it goes bad. Then it gets good again. Really good. [Hermione x Draco, Dramione] My first Lemon! One-Shot.

Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!

Luna smiled at the surprised guest. "Yes, we're an odd mix of friends, but really, we're just witches and wizards." Draco casually put his arm around Hermione's shoulder and smirked, "Odd is an understatement, but welcome to the group mate." Three years after the war. AU. Not your typical Draco/Hermione story.

Hermione's life has turned out much different than she thought it would. Estranged from Harry and Ron, she's made her own life and new friends. Now, as a single mother and a successful business owner her life is busier than ever. And the last thing she is looking for is love. But will crashing into an old enemy change her life forever? Disclaimer: HP belongs to JKR

Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!

"You're not a very good person," She starts when he finally turns back to face her. "But you could be." -Dramione.

When Draco and Hermione become the godparents of Ron and Pansy's child, they didn't know they were going to have this much responsibility. Rated M for later chapters. There is TWO character deaths in this story. It is NOT Draco and Hermione that die.

The only way they can sleep is beside each other.

There were times when he did things, but he didn't know why. He didn't understand why he was 'trying' for Hermione Granger.

"Oh but that's where you're wrong, my dear Granger. It sounds like there's mischief involved, and if there's mischief I'm always there." He smirked. "So, what sort of trouble are you about to get yourself into?" Hermione runs into Draco one night while trying to play a prank on everyone's favorite caretaker, Mr. Filch. What will happen when the two decide to team up?

Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.

Hermione is nothing but the local dressmakers daughter, but when the Queen regent sweeps into her mother store, she finds herself suddenly and abruptly engaged to the heir to Avalie, the heir prince, Draco Malfoy.

Hermione enlists the help of an unlikely ally to assist her with a rather embarrassing issue.

Ron looked at Hermione and squirmed under her glare, laughing uneasily. "Well... you see..." he mumbled, not meeting her eyes. "Malfoy challenged him to game of chess," Dean said, ignoring Ron's panicked look and desperate plea to shut up. "If Ron wins, he'll get a hundred galleons, but if Malfoy wins you have to go on a date with the ferret."

"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.

Hermione and Draco spends one night together. Years later, they realise that they're still in love.

" "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound/That saved a wretch like me/I once was lost but now am found/Was blind, but now I see." He'd always said it was her song for him. " For Hermione Granger, head girl of Hogwarts, mysteries are never much of a challenge. But Draco Malfoy, her fellow head student, and a little first year are proving to be an enigma for her.

Whipped. Draco is tired of being called that. Unfortunately, he never really thought through the consequences of de-feminizing his flat. Now he's in for a long week of groveling, begging, and generally being pathetic. He can only hope that'll be enough.

Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she'd like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.

After being informed that Draco has run off four scientists from a special Wizard-Muggle project, Hermione is tasked with discovering the problem and putting a stop to it. She has no idea how deep the source of the "problem" goes.

'Pansy decides to surprise Draco and shows up unannounced at the Manor, but she'll be the one surprised.' Crazy!Pansy. Dramione. One-Shot.

"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.

A chance reunion leads to a friendship between former enemies.

At the Ministry's Annual Valentine's Masquerade Charity Ball Hermione has to face the fact her ex not only attends but he's brought a young woman who claims to be his fiancé whilst she's all alone. Sparks fly, the infamous green monster makes an appearance and Hermione realises things with her and Draco are far from over. Written for DramioneLove Valentine's Fest in Live Journal.

"Relax, Granger. I wanted a smoke. Then I wanted another. What better place to light up than in Hermione Granger's non-smoking stairwell? There's a bit of poetic justice to that, isn't there?"

One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?

Hermione Granger takes quizzes very seriously, but when Witch Weekly publishes an article asking "Are You in Love? Take the Quiz!" she's dubious. Enter Draco Malfoy. PostHogwarts

Draco's tried everything. The witch won't budge! ONE-SHOT

When Draco Malfoy's son starts at Hogwarts and is shockingly sorted into Gryffindor, it becomes obvious that it isn't going to be easy for his Head of House, Hermione Granger. When Scorpius is selected for a mentoring programme, Draco and Hermione have to put aside their past differences and work together to help him. Can they do it?

:Drabbles: Harry Potter is known as the greatest hero to ever live. Apart from his lifelong role as the Chosen One, he also makes a living cockblocking all of Draco and Hermione's firsts.

After Hermione's cousin boasts about having a boyfriend for the Christmas Holidays, she creates an entirely made-up engagement with a fiancé who doesn't exist. That is, until she enlists one Draco Malfoy's help. All she has to do is get through her family's week-long holiday celebrations.

"Maybe I was just that disgusted with Weasley and his petty declarations. Maybe I just like the fact that now whenever he kisses you, you'll think of me," Malfoy shrugged. "Or maybe I was just bored and you fancy a bit of romance. Take your pick." -Dramione. AU. one-shot. Enjoy! c:

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!

Instead of obsessing, she merely read through some files neatly stacked on a far corner of her desk, trying to forget that pleased smile playing about Draco Malfoy's lips as he pocketed that fertility potion. O/s. Lem/Lang.

With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.

Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.

"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT

Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R

So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.

Hermione has a bad day. Will anything make it better? DMHG, EWE, one-shot

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.

... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

. "Do you mean to say that what your essay supports has happened?" she managed to ask a little hoarsely. She knew what she wanted his answer to be but feared she would be disappointed. "I may've exaggerated," he shrugged

The pureblooded upper classes were almost teeming with wayward idiots to have knocked up some half blood or another, so it wasn't that much of a surprise that I, the Malfoys' once-bigoted son should jump on the bandwagon soon enough.

It's the best accident she ever made. An alternate DH fic.

Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!

Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.

A conversation between girlfriends, leads to a night she only imagined.

Hermione's watching a Quidditch practice, when a certain Slytherin strolls up for a chat. DM/HG one-shot. Implied GW/BZ.

Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?

Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?

Final in the Trilogy! Draco sheds some light on his own feelings towards our favorite Know-It-All. Find out what finally drove him to his breaking point and made him the marrying kind.

Crazy things happen sometimes. Like utter Bedlam. Like learning how to fly a broom without dying. Like sudden verbal diarrhea. Like taking a chance. Like love. WINNER of Best Comedy at the Dramione Awards!

by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff

Hermione had to grit her teeth to keep from physically injuring them with her wand….. maybe sticking them in their eyes until they hemorrhaged to death. Merlin, she was becoming a homicidal lunatic because of the smug bastard standing before her

When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!

VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013

Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.

Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG

Won award at LJ's dhrxmasfic! She didn’t exactly know why she’d taken the glass from him, but she was pretty sure it had something to do with the fact that she always found it easier to talk to Draco when she had a drink in her hand. DHr Christmas fic

Cute Christmas oneshot! Rather fluffier than my usual style. Rated T only to be safe. In which Draco slips out of a Christmas party for some fresh air and runs afoul of a garden gnome...

Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.

Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr

...It's not about love, it's about commitment... Draco Malfoy explains to Rita Skeeter the curious arrangement with his wife, Hermione Granger.