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 i have a thing for green eyes and douchebags. i have a fear of commitment and am not allowed to play 20 questions anymore due to a lengthy and embarrassing arguement with a douchebag with green eyes (who is also the reason for my fear of commitment. fantastic.) My Blog--it's new. if you just want to get to know me a bit, and laugh at the ridiculousness that is my mind, feel free to check it out and leave a comment or 12. There's also a link on there to my twitter if you wish to follow me. Notice: I don't review often. But, since you're probably on my alert list, i like your story. so no worries, kiddos. |
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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,515 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Asymmetrical Hues by StarlightSuccubus reviews
He is my lazy brother. She is my perfect wife. He is a brilliant painter on drugs. She is an erotica writer in disguise. At 7:43 a.m. I leave for work and they stay wrapped up in their little bubble of art. Written for the FML contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice by BellaFlan reviews
Cut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,278 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,583 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Overprotective by glasscannon.lj reviews
Set about six months after the end of Breaking Dawn. It’s summer in Washington and Jacob wants to take Renesmee to First Beach. Bella’s reaction and assorted hilarity. Silly summer fic, in celebration of the Memorial Day weekend!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Bad Boys and Book Nerds by MPants reviews
Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete