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Joined 06-22-08, id: 1612483, Profile Updated: 11-29-08

Hello fellow internet addicts,my name is Victoria,and I am 13 years old.In my years of experience, I have learned a few things.I've learned that fangirls exist in a larger number than anyone ever expected.I've learned how to "flip the bird" without anyone noticing.Most of all, I've learned how hard it is to write a story that doesn't suck without making your fingers hurt.And that,my dear,is why I started this account.Thank you.This computer will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 1. . .KABOOM!

Okay,I'll admit it that was pretty lame.Since I hate rambling and I hate short profiles,I'll fill this page with a few quotes.

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory"-Steven Wright

"Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an excepable outcome."-Mark Warner

"Look!It's an ugly doll with pretty hair just like you!"Lindsay from Total Drama Island(which I love)

"Some national parks have lomg waiting lists for camping reservations.When you have to wait a year to sleep next to tree,something's wrong"-George Carlin in Brain Droppings