My Name: Alis Coles

My Age: 15

My Birthday: May 26th

My Sign: Gemini (split personality anyone?)

My Loves:

1. Talking. I tend to be a blabber mouth. I like talking about anything, politics, religion, anything in general. Just don't expect me to be an expert on anything. xD

2. Novel and unusual things. From unknown artists and bands to ancient relics from the past, or anything like Nostradamus, Wicas, the Illuminati. Anything a bit odd or controversial piques my interest.

3. Variety in life. Ah! Here in lies my overall problem. I get sick of things fast! One minutes I'm obsessing over Death Note then within a week or two I'm on to Le Chevilar D'Eon.

4. Multiple projects going on at once. Another one of my down sides, yet something I love to do. I have a hard time having just one project going on. If I'm writing one fanfiction, you can bet I'm working on three or four somewhere you don't know about.

5. Reading. Yes yes yes! I love any type of book! With the exclusion of those trashy books, and maybe "teenage" books. My particulars are science fiction (aliens do exist!) and fantasy (so do dragons!). Rounding up third place is historical fiction. I don't care if it's "The Princess Diaries" (which I loved as a child) or Aliens Abducted Cleopatra! (not a book but most defiantly should be, how awesome would that be?!)

6. Chocolate. *can't make a funny comment as mouth if stuffed with chocolate*. Anyway *finally finished chewing* anyone who does not love this particular treat is, in fact, an alien (because we all know aliens are weak against something silly, ex: water). We should be accepting of their alienism (it's a word!), but we should be on guard lest they eat our brains (what did they eat before us?), steal our planets natural resources (joke's on them), or just blow us up (after all their evolution the meaning of life is, according to them: death to all EXTERMINATE!).

7. Anything that sparkles. Period.

My Hates:

1. Feeling tied down. Or feeling closed in. Claustrophobia anyone?

2. Learning, in school. Gah! These institutions are evil! I love learning, frankly. However, I feel it should be done in a better environment (one where I don't feel like my life is threatened every time an emo student with a bulgy backpack walks past me). If teenagers had the vote, I would vote HOMESCHOOL. Where you can, to an extent, pick what you want to learn (hate chemistry? then take Earth Science! :D).

3. Being in a rut. FIX THE ROADS AMERICA! Lmao, no, I meant mentally (however America, stop making useless programs that get us no where and hire workers to FIX THE ROADS what better way to fix our economy no? Or better yet, stop the construction :/).

4. Mental inaction. Not mental institution, though they do look similar and equally suck. (Yayz for inside jokes!)

5. Being alone. Safety in numbers people! Ever notice that the animals on the fringe get horribly mauled by alligators, lions, ect. first? This is NOT a coincidence!

6. Broccoli. This is NOT a nutritional food (no matter how much cheese you slather on top of it). Any attempt by ANYONE for you to ingest this poison should be seen as an act of war and then treated as such. Parents? Stop attempting to poison your kids. There are so many better forms of childicide then poison. Pillow smothering was popular, now days the "locking your child in a car then pushing the car into a lake" seems to be gaining popularity. However, the old technique is just as good. That being, cranking up the "oldies" until your child's head explodes. All in all, any death in preferable to death by broccoli.

7. Being sick. What worse position to be in during the zombie invasion? (there's always handicapped...)

My Favorite Movies:

1. Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was particularly awesome.

2. Pirates of the Caribbean. The "Curse of the Black Pearl" is my favorite. Anyone else happy that Elisabeth is gone for the plot?

3. Sleeping Beauty. I have a deep love for the classics, loving the evil dragon queen. Anyone notice that a lot of the princess movies have undeveloped princes? Reminder boys: you are only there to save us and make us live happily ever after. Otherwise you are unneeded to the "plot".

4. Shutter Island. Best.Twist.Ever! And I'm in love with Leonardo DiCaprio.

5. Fight Club. Best.Twist.Ever! Plus, "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!" (spoiler)

6. Poltergust. Incredibly dated PG fun (how was this rated PG anyways?). Jerry Goldsmith's score is aweeeeesome.

7. Final Destination. Smarter then the average slasher, but that's not saying much. I don't know what it is about this poor mangled movie but it has wormed its way into my heart.

My Favorite Books

1. Harry Potter. Book wise, I have to vote Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. "Really, Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time." -Albus Dumbledore

2. Eargon. Best series of books about dragons. Most creative way to perceive dragons, dwarfs, elves, and magic in one book. Plus: languages, new world, TWO plots, 18 year old author who's (DRUM-ROLL PLEASE) Homeschooled! * fan-girl squeal*

3. How to Survive A Horror Movie. Better read just in case you ever get sucked into a horror movie and are subjected to the will of the bloody, gold-seeking overlords (better known as movie writers and directors). And remember fellow females when choosing your wardrobe (because if you stereotype yourself you'll die like a stereotype) accessories are unneeded and only whores where hoops.

4. The Zombie Survival Guide. Most informative book of its time. Period.

5. The Bible. Because this should be on every Christian's "My Favorite Books' list.

6. The Case For The Real Jesus. (by Lee Strobel) Take that atheists. Nuf' said.

7. Dead Man Do Tell Tales. (by William R. Maples, Ph.D. and Michael Browning) Wonderful bedtime book and very informative, if you ignore the atheist undertone.

My Favorite Songs:

1. I'll Make a Man Out Of You. Zomg! One of the BEST Disney songs ever! Kick.Ass.Song

2. Arabian Nights. I still get chills when I hear this song... until he starts speaking, that kind of ruins the moment :/

3. Half-Truism. (By Offspring)

4. Are You Happy Now? (Michelle Branch) I'm surprised to inform you that, in fact, there are only a few SasuxSaku videos done to this song, and none of them are particularly noteworthy.

5. I'm Still Here. (Goo Goo Dolls) The theme song from one of my old favorite movies as a child.

6. Matter of Time. (Cartel) And I seem unable to like any of their other songs with the exception of Fortunate.

7. Fashion. (Lady Gaga). Yay for French! Nay for her clothing preference.

My Favorite Fanfiction Pairings:

1. NarutoXSakura or SasukeXSakura. GAH! If either doesn't happen I'm going to sue! (Naruto)

2. ShikamaruXIno or ShikamaruXTemari. While I know Shika and Temari probably won't happen I can't help but adore the couple. (Naruto)

3. KibaXHinata. I have to admit not my FAVORITE couple but they would be soooo cute together! (Naruto)

4. TenTenXNeji. You have to admit, they are PERFECT for each other! (Naruto)

5. MustangXHawkeye. There is no justice in this world, but you know, somewhere, these two are snuggling under a palm tree. (Full Metal Alchemist)

6. EdwardXNoOne. If I can't have him then no one can. (Full Metal Alchemist)

7. DuranXLia. Don't know why but I've always seen these two together, and at least they aren't half siblings. (Le Chevilar D'Eon)

My Favorite Quotes:

1. "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with"

2. "Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding, for she is more profitable than silver and yeilds better returns than god. She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her." Proverbs 3:13-15

3. "If someone makes you angry, take a deep breath and count to ten, and kill him immediately"

4. "All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power" - Ashleigh Brilliant

5. "I'm smiling, that alone should scare you"

6. "Can you fear me now? Good." - Satan talking into a cellphone from "How to Survive A Horror Movie" (87) by Seth Grahame-Smith.

7. "Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us." - Tyler Durden to the police chief (Fight Club)

My Faith:Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

-Have a Blissful March, people of the Interwebz!

Last Updated: Thursday, March 3rd

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