!HIATUS! As the new girl underestimates his power over girls, the playboy embarks on a mission to show her how wrong she is. Unfortunately, falling for her wasn't part of the deal. Sarcastic, bitchy and cynical versus one Sirius Black. This should be fun. SBOC

Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.

To the normal eye Ally Turner is your average girl but beneath everything she's someone special. So what happens when she leaves her previous school to start Hogwarts in the sixth year along with the Marauders? First fanfic! Please r&r!

They say that you always fall in love with your best friend, but Rose has TWO best friends. And they are both extremely attractive boys. They have been through laughter, tears, and kisses, but only one can be her knight in shining armor. Who will it be?

[NEW CHAPTER!] 28 days. One goal. Get over Oliver Wood, fast. But plans don't always go as planned. And some friends don't always want to stay that way. OW/KB/GW

or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.

A chat-up line contest between the Marauders causes some sticky situations with various beautiful witches. Who says Remus isn't as crazy as Sirius? Marauder antics with Jily romance.

I had it all planned out. I was going to be a kick ass Auror, a mother of two and married to my gorgeous boyfriend... But then my whole life got turned upside down. What happened, you ask? James Friggin' Potter happened. Well, him, a nasty curse and our messed up potion... JamesII/OC

"I can trust you with my life, my hopes, or my weaknesses, and you wouldn't even know how to think about letting me down." July 1978 to July 1981. DISCONTINUED. Sorry :(

The Marauders Era: golden age for torturing staff. It wasn't all fun; it didn't remain a fairy tale. A troublesome Dark and benevolent Light Lord represent a deep fissure in society and Jenny Night, of unknown origins, is caught in the mess, not knowing what to believe. Her problems will rope in both sides of the conflict, prompting deception, betrayal and copious explosions.

"I decided I liked this girl – I just didn't realise how much."

So to sum up my life: I'm newly single but in love with my older brother's best mate, who is in love with his girlfriend, Rose and Scorpius are having relationship problems and dragging ME into them, and Albus and Layla are getting married. Ah, life.

Sirius should know better than to follow in his best friend's footsteps, but then, maybe James has had a point all along... Blackinnon. One-shot.

James thought that Fred daring Al to kiss the next girl to walk into the common room would be a laugh until the next girl to walk in was Eva Wood. Prequel to "Game On."

In my dream her voice said: "I am your equal" And turning away I snarled: "Deal with it." Her voice went: "You are not a killer, Draco." Nice timing, Granger, I thought when I woke up the day of Dumbledore's death. Canon 6th/7th year, A/U, EWE, Dramione. Cover by the amazing Freya Ishtar

Sirius finds a list of 43 things to do in an exam if you're going to fail anyway and he and James are going to do every one.

The sequel to Rose's Ramblings: Being in a relationship is never easy – but it's almost impossible when you are Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy! The fun and the romance from Rose's Ramblings continues.

When Ron Weasley discovers his daughter is dating Draco Malfoy's son, Ron will have nothing to do with it. But when the words of his wife, sister, and best friend can't sooth him, will his daughter's be enough? Written post DH.

Of course his son had to fall in love with Rose Weasley. It was almost predictable. Draco/Scorp bonding! Rose/Scorp

There are a lot of things Penelope Lyon has no problem with. Reading books, setting Slytherins' book bags aflame Accidentally of course , and quidditch among them. Unfortunately, boys are not. Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/Chocolate, Peter/Snacks

For James Sirius Potter, things always seem to be going downhill. JamesOC

Sirius Black's early life and time at Hogwarts.

Rose Weasley presents: Strange Quirks of an Albino Ferret, AKA Scorpius Malfoy, from A to Z with special commentary by the amazing Rose Weasley herself.

After reading the umpteenth Draco/OC summary from this site, I've finally snapped. Parody on the Draco/OC genre. New addition, parodying Dramione.

GREETINGS! You are now the proud owner of a DAMON SALVATORE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to end up as his main course, do you? Kidding! Of course, you do.

Lily isn't sure if James still fancies her, so her friends concoct a plan help her find out how he feels. But like all good plans, this one goes a bit awry. OneShot!

Isabel Willoughby finds that she is sick of her best friend Sirius Black's incessant love games with all the girls in the school - her solution? To play Sirius at his own marauding game, using a cauldron full of Polyjuice Potion...

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

Ever wondered what the Marauders Map would say to some of the other characters of Harry Potter? Ever wonder how those characters would react? Read to find out! Hilarious and insulting comments from Marauders and the antics of their victims.

They say you come to Earth to learn many things and fulfill something...Betty,Reggie,Jughead,Veronica,and Archie have a lot to learn as they go through life and together they'll learn how to love,accept,change,feel,and try with time.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

Katie Bell has a list. A list of very specific traits she wants in a boyfriend, all ending with the perfect kiss. But what started out as innocent fun, is now showing her what she never before noticed...FWKB

You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

James Potter has a late night conversation with his two month old son, Harry.

Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.