Welcome to my lair!! XD If you cannot tell by the name I LOVE the Itachi/Naruto pairing its so KAWAII!! I have a few others too though and will lsit them all in due time.

I am a video game designer in training! XD I am in college for it!!

Hates: People who put hot anime guys with skanky anime girls (e.g: Sasu/Saku Naru/Saku Ita/Saku vomits)

Name: ItachiUchihaPwns...I refuse to disclose my actual name for now...maybe with a little luck...you will learn more...kukuku

Sex: Female

Birthday: April 16

Bloodtype: Do you people seriously need to know this? Umm...O-

Weight: Its rude to ask a lady her weight.

Height: 5' 9"

Hair: Blackish red bangs really red rest. (Think Deidaras hair only red and black and you got mine)

Eyes: Violet though I have been told they change with my mood...

Zodiac: Aries

Pairings I prefer:

They arent in Seme/Uke they are just being listed.

Sasu/Naru (eh..its okay...a bit overplayed though)

Ita/Naru insert nosebleed here

Ita/Dei (UBER MANSMEXY HAWTNESS)

Naru/Dei (Its a cute pair for the most part)

Dei/Saso (Uber hawtness...until Sasori dies cries)

Gaa/Naru (Redheads...blondes...need I say more?)

Gaa/Neji (Its good)

Neji/Shika (I have no idea)

Shika/Naru (lazy meets energy)

Naru/Kiba (doggy meets fox)

Sasu/Ita (don't ask it might be wrong but OH SO HAWT!)

Ita/Naru/Dei (OMG...nosebleed)

Sasu/Saso (Idk I have read a few and seen some coughYAOIcough) pictures of them they are 'kinda' cute together.

Kisa/Zetzu (Shark and plant what could go wrong XD)

A few others as well but wayyyy to many to list here XD

I hate any pairing with Sakura in it if she is with a guy..if she is with another girl I could care less. I usually skip those scenes anyways! XD

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re post this if you believe homophobia is wrong

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

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if you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Kay, you know those 'ask' fics that people write for Warriors? Did people notice how some certain people keep on reviewing those fics and tell the author that they need to delete it? They whine, bitch and threaten on the situation and it's perfectly sickening. If they don't agree on it, that's fine, it's their opinion, but they annoy the writers with their stupid bitching. If they don't agree and think it's wrong, why won't they leave it and get on with their lives?! GET A LIFE!
If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto your profile. If it offends, ignore it.

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.

If you realize that Nightcloud and Ashfur were normal cuddly cats before the Erins used them as spare mates, copy and paste this into your profile and add your nmae to this list: Stardawn, Allan Pike P.S I so agree with this!, Peridot Tears , ItachiUchihaPwns

If you never give up no matter what, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily( or any of those names at the top, or other names that are in my mind...),Ghostkit, Silverdiamond23,Peridot Tears, ItachiUchihaPwns

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) XxWhitelilyxX( everyone has!!),Ghostkit(I had wepons..I mean toys in my arms), Silverdiamond23,(i am a huge clutz o.kay!),Peridot Tears, ItachiUchihaPwns (moving is so darn fun when you fall up the stairs)

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Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,ItachiUchihaPwns

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, EAPshadows, Rairox64, rAiKiMlOver455673, xxFireWarriorxx, Peridot Tears, ItachiUchihaPwns

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, xxFireWarriorxx, Peridot Tearsxsxsxsxsxsxsxsxsxsxs, ItachiUchihaPwns

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

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This about a little girl who was abused.
If you care and/or want to kill the horrible person who did this to the girl copy and paste this in your profile.

My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see

I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
And not so ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I am all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I'm starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

I went to a birthday party
but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
so I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
that I shouldn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice
and your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,
sure to get home in one piece,
not knowing what was coming,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive
that I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell my sister not to be afraid,
tell Daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven to
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting very scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

Drinking and Driving - MAKE IT STOP!!

This poem was written in Chicken Coup For The Teenaged Soul #2. It was given to the writers of the book series by the paramedic that was there with the girl in her last moments on this Earth.

If you cried or almost cried while reading this copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: GothsRock, JOEYSBABE, JouTakashi(AFF.net), ItachiUchihaPwns

Try And Read This:

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!

This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
Don't cheat and when you're done, be sure to post this on your profile!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word

Answers:

1.) Orphans don't have parents.

2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.

3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.

4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary

5.) Widows don't have husbands.

6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7.) They drink water. Not milk.

8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?

9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.

10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word.