I live on planet Earth and am a human. My age is really unnecessary for you to know. Just know I'm old enough to be here. :)

Yes, I am probably one of the poorer writers you will come across in your lifetime. However, in a desperate attempt to improve my creative writing skills, I have come here, humbly entreating all who read any of the following ‘stories’ (or literary disasters) to review and leave suggestions for improvement (Please and thank you).