Okay. I made this account quite some time ago, originally wanting to write some legitimate works. You'll notice as my fanfictions get more recent, they get more and more stupid and ridiculous due to my developing sense of sarcasm and decreasing number of fucks given. As you can see, I love to read but I don't take writing very seriously. (I have never added a second chapter to a story. ever. I've never even tried to.) So, I've decided to keep this page up as a shrine to my lunatic tweenage years. Enjoy. :D