Toph and Tara

Hello everyone. Toph and Katara here. We're going to be writing stories.

(Well, mostly me, Katara... because well... Toph kinda can't write!)

Katara: Hello readers!

Toph: What do you people want?

Katara: Toph, that's not nice. Do you recall when you were teaching earthbending to Aang? I told you to try positive reinforcement. Maybe you should do the same to these people.

Toph: Why? What's in it for me?

Katara: Toph... why must you act like this? We talked about this!

Toph: Hmm... we did?

Katara: Well, I suppose not. But we're talking about it now.

Toph: Oh. Okay. So now what?

Katara: First, we're... I mean, I... am going to write some stuff. You can come up with ideas if you want, but...

Toph: But what? Why are you being so selfish, Sugar Queen?

Katara: I really don't appreciate it when you call me that. It's quite rude.

Toph: Well, it's true...

Katara: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way! Why don't I just call you some names and see how you like it?!

Toph: Don't. You. Dare.

Katara: Hah! See?! You wouldn't like it! Now just be quiet please.

Toph: (prepares to use earthbending)

Katara: Toph? Toph?! What are you-

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Katara: Toph! You come back here right now! Don't you walk away from me! Get me out of this hole!

Toph: Whatever. Let's just get this over with so I can go back to eating... please enjoy our fanfiction.