IamaDemivoid
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood. Don't say I didn't warn you... I'm a Filipino kid who writes fanfictions for fun. Name/Pangalan: call me Jazz or Jazmine Age/Gulang: Secret Gender/Kasarian: Girl/Babae Stories or Pairings I like: PJO: Pertemis, Pothena, Percabeth, Thalico, Perthena, Chaos stories HP: Severus/Harry, Good Draco stories Star Wars: Qui-gon/Obi-wan stories Kung Fu Panda: Shifu/Po, Tigress/Shifu, Oogway/Shifu, Po/Oogway stories Pokemon: Altoshipping, Staffshipping I'm a huge fan of PJO, HoO, HP, Kung Fu Panda, Pokemon and Star Wars so these are the stories I'm gonna read or write. Maggagawa rin po ako ng Filipino Fanfiction. Thanks for reading Peace out!!! Tip: Did you know that if you don't wanna read the junk here, there's a neat button on the top that lets you skip it? Well now you do... To my dear readers: It will take a while for me to update my stories because of school stuff. Sorry for the inconvenience. To my dear classmates: Dont you dare tell my identity to anyone. Otherwise, happy reading! I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. 25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN: 1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office. 2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise. 3. He is NOT Gollum either. 4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class. 5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin. 6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow. 7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar. 8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk. 9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept. 11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus. 12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks. 13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom. 14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”. 15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production. 16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”. 17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it. 18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan. 19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters. 20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony." 21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?) 22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween. 23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling. 24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas. 25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”. 26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce' Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO: When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about. you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out. You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times. You think you are a demigod. (yup and proud of it) when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo. you have actually sworn on the river Styx (tried, didn't hold) you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children. you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece. you blame Hermes when your computer crashes. you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians. (Been there done that) you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to tartarus" (Of course) You think you know who your olympian parent is. (yup, It's Poseidon or Athena) NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name. Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!) Bolipoke Percabethrocks iloveseaweedbrain/kelley LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!) Nerdius Bookwormius DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!) Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!] Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!} daughterofAthenasodontcrossme (daughter of athena in case you didn't guess) Kittycat32 (Daughter of Athena!!) IamaDemivoid (Daughter of Athena) 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8 Dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy. 37 Things to do in an Elevator Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. Your a book-aholic if... You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (never did) You write fanfictions about the book. (yuppers) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. (usually) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (of course) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. (yeah) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (can read SoN in one day) You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??!) You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. Your idol is a character from a book. (Severus Snape 4ever) The stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (Bold the ones you've done :D) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Wait, how will I remove this when I've died?) If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo, Big Boy1246, My-Name-Is-Not-Dobby, IamaDemivoid 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. (0) i love music 30% Competitive YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (not really but some are) When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (my brother thinks I'm crazy) Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. 15 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 12 ways to get rid of a telemarketer 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?” 2. If you get one of those pushy people who won’t shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you’ll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card. 3. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “Why do you want to know?” Or you can say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died….” When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems. 4. If the person says he’s Joe Doe from the ABC Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary. 5. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: “Hi, my name is Julie and I’m with Dodger & Peck Services…. You: “Hang on a second.” (few seconds pause) “Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?” 6. Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, “Julie!! Is this really you? I can’t believe it! Julie, how have you BEEN?” Hopefully, this will give Julie a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from. 7. Say, “No,” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they’re trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up. 8. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, “I don’t have any friends…would you be my friend?” 9. If they clean rugs: “Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood – chicken blood too?” 10. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional “Uh-huh, really, or, “That’s fascinating.” Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn’t give your credit card number to someone who’s a complete stranger. 11. Tell them you work for the same company they work for. Example: Telemarketer: “This is Bill from Widget & Associates.” You: “Widget & 12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of Telemarketers). If the person says, “Well, I don’t really want to get a call at home,” say, “Yeah! Now you know how I feel.” (smiling, of course…) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAY: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy). 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin humming the theme to Star Wars. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant roach into the room and release it on a nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 42. Dress like the professor. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 11 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. 2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds. 3. Get Hit By A Parked Car. 4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday. 5. Try To Sell Your Money. 6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano. 7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store. 8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose. 9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet. 10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant 11. Order Swirly Bitz at McDonalds. (My brother actually did this one) this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. I don't bother what other people think of my obsession. It is THEIR loss. These are the best books I've ever read. If I am in college by the time the last book of the Heroes of Olympus series is released, I won't care. These books helped shape my life. I get better grades in Greek and Roman mythology now. I can automatically analyze someone for their goddly connection. My dreams tell me my future life. My BFF is weird, but you gotta love him/her. Loyal, and can cover up any mistake of a fight with a monster with the saying that I dropped my pencil. I have ADHD, but my parent(s) don't take me to the doctor because of the worrying fact that I'll be sent to a mental institute since I also have dyslexia, and can read ancient Greek. No example because I'm afraid monsters would come after me for disclosing this matter. But don't call me a liar, I know how to read it! I'm great at using what is considered 'out-of-date' weapons. Swords, javelins, bow and arrows, knives, you name it, I can use it. Gun too if you ask. I've been to Olympus before, the Underworld (*shivers*), the Labyrinth, Long Island Sound, Quebec, the Wolf House, and San Francisco (Mt. Tamapalis, too, but I didn't want to exaggerate). I've seen the legendary bronze dragon, played capture the flag (although one summer, Hermes and his children stole all the flags and didn't give them back until the last day; we had to use plastic balls), ran around the woods with archery equipment, shot a bulls-eye on a windy bridge, and seen the newly designed Olympus (did I already mention that?). If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto your profile The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go I love PJO!!! This is the Mark of a true PJO fan. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Repost this if you truly believe in God I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group, put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the Bible it says that if you deny Him, He will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D I am hyperactive and proud of it. PERCY JACKSON PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy: You shall go west and face the god who has turned, The Sea of Monsters Prophecy: You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. The Titan's Curse Prophecy: Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy: You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, THE GREAT PROPHECY: A half-blood of the eldest gods THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY: Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, LOST HERO PROPHECY: Child of Lightning, beware the earth, SON OF NEPTUNE PROPHECY: Go to Alaska. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. „ºø„„øº„øº „ºø„„øº„øº *Who needs Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Harry Potter, Jacob Black, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, and Emmet Cullen when you have PERCY JACKSON?* If you yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile You say . . . You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Harry You say Robert Pattinson I say "Is Cedric Diggory" You say Taylor Lautner is hot I say Daniel Radcliff is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple I say that's Ron and Hermione You say Edward I say HARRY now STUPIFY! -Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... -Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. -Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. -Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. -Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares) You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You're in love with a fictional character. You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO. You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff. You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell "Burrito Fight!" whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head during Math when you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of/for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?" On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.) You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. (ALL) A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod/demigoddess. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!! REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Petition to redo the PJO movie: pretty much what it says. Just PM me if you whant me to add your PenName to the list. Sponsered by TheWorldBookGirl and sunsetWarriors. We'll send it in once it has at least 200 PenNames, so spread the word! 1. TheWorldBookGirl Quotes "You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?"-Jason Grace. "You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy. "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"-Tyson "God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!" "Can't we just call them evil storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."-Leo Valdez "Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run-he hates that." "Hey!" said the guy in the video. "Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I'm the..." He looked off screen and yelled: "What's my title? Am I like admiral or captain, or-" "Cheese," she muttered, looking sideways. "Ella doesn't like cheese."-Ella the harpy "Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said. "Hazel," Percy said, "I am seriously going to wash your horse's mouth with soap. ..."-Percy Jackson When they ran up to him, Percy said, "Hey," like they were just meeting for lunch or something. ( \_/ ) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Percy Jackson Stuff… PERCY JACKSON RULES!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Contrary to popular belief, no country is a democracy... They're all Percabeth dictatorships. Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Hogwarts Rules Words to live by If... Time to save the PJO fandom!!! Here's the deal. On the Popularity list, PJO is in fourth place with roughly 22,750 stories (last I checked), Lord of the Rings is in third place with about 46,000, and Maximum Ride is in fifth with 15,100 stories. Don't get me wrong! I adore MR! And someday I WILL read Lord of the Rings! But PJO/HoO rests in first place in my heart. If you side with me, or along my lines, and want to either overrun LotR or keep PJO ahead of MR, here's what you can do... -If you have a story of one-shots that don't connect to each other (ex. ch 1: Percabeth MoA Reunion, ch 2: A Leyna Love Story, ch 3: Jasper vs. Jeyna), then separate the chapters to individual stories. If you do this, then you can help with what will from now on be known as the "Revolution for the PJO/HoO Fandom", the greatest online battle in history! Copy/past this and remember, TheWorldBookGirl started this! (Hey, I DO deserve credit.) If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, IamaDemivoid 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, IamaDemivoid If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514, IamaDemivoid If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have friends or people in your life that remind you of the characters in PJO, copy and paste this in your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-) Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo I can resist anything but temptation. The best place to hide is in plain sight. Guys aren't worth your tears. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!) ZEUS You like being in charge. 6/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 5/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 6/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 3/10 ARES You often start fights. 3/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 6/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 1/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 7/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 1/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. (What crazy world would that be in?) 0/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 3/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 1/10 HECATE Being called 'crazy' is a compliment 6/10 I'm a huntress! Yey!!! I am obsessed with PJO and not afraid to admit it. If you're obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, post this to your profile. :DD By the time you're finished reading this, I will have wasted roughly ten seconds of your life. If you want to waste someone else's ten seconds, copy and paste this into your profile. "Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood." - Percy Jackson The Words That Started It All "For once, I didn't look back." - Percy Jackson The Words That Ended The Series Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Gryffindor: [X] You’ve never done illegal drugs. TOTAL: 5 HUFFLEPUFF: TOTAL: 6 RAVENCLAW: TOTAL: 9 SLYTHERIN: Total:6 RAVENS RULE!!! Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Saviour of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favourite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter. Another cute Percabeth scene: Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you like me? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you want me? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you cry if I left? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you live for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you do anything for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Choose--me or your life Percy: My life Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Aww...okay, just to verify, I do not own this. I simply copied it and pasted it here. All credit goes to the owner. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! Some girls are pretty, some girls are wimpy, some girls are girly, and cry when they break a nail but some girls are tough, they are smart and witty, They know how to survive on their own, some girls are independent, and those girls are great, not the sissy beautiful divas, who can't take care of themselves, its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable, It is all about the state of mind. Tomboys rule!(if you don't know 'tomboy" is a girl who acts like a boy but is not lesbian) Now I sit me down is school where praying is against the rule. For this great nation under God finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, it violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange, or green, that's no offence; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks... They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible, to quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, no word of God must reach the crowd. It's scary here I must confess, when chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen. If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. 10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 16. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading. 18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular? 19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living. 21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 24. You can't have everything, where would you put it? 25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. 26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. 28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. 29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 30. Shin: A device for finding furniture 31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. 35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. 38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. God created man-THEN had a better idea! Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. I DONT obsess! I think intensley...and like all the time Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. Simba taught me that learning from your past builds a better future. Belle taught me that true beauty is found within. Hercules taught me that a true hero is measured by love in your heart Ariel taught me that silence can speak louder than words Aladdin taught me that people are more than what they seem Mulan taught me that your duty is to your heart Pochahontas taught me that you don't always get a happy ending. You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! Sing this in the tone of jingle bells! Crashing through the snow on an automan horse draw sleigh, Over the shields we go, Kronos' minioins exploding away, Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright, what fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide, a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side, the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought, Posiedon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. It's not mine, got it from Rick Riordan's blog |
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