Books I like: Maximum Ride, Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heros of Olympus, Kane Chronicles,The Inheritance Cycle… Um… other than that, I like to eat chocolate and I like the sound of the word cheese. I'm a wee bit crazy (blame my friends for that), and I hate typos!

Weird notes and warnings on things:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I never knew. Oops!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late now, idiots.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you serious?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And you thought?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Isn't that a shocker? Seriously, the Twilight Zone deserves Christmas lights!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (????)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I would never have guessed!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts" (Hmm, you think?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I'm dying inside.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Really? I didn't know!)