![]() Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Ok well I'm Kay my besties are awesome. Copy and paste this if you are against haters, Emo kids don't fight they hug it out, Scene is just a less dramatic version of Emo. I love writing and music. Summer just started here so expect to have more updates and stories . :) Um I know you want to know everything but, here is some stuff Fave colors: Lightning blue, black, purple, deep red, pink (Hot pink). Fave bands: Black Veil Brides, Green Day, Avril Lavien, All-American Regets, Flyleaf, Blessthefall, Paramore, Yellowcard, Boys like Girls, Nickleback, Falling in Reverse, We the Kings and anything that can drive the 'rents crazy. Okay not really but let's pretend Fave Quotes: Never ever back down, How can we make it we're telling ourselfs we can't, Bows, bowties, and braclets (IJ), and last but not least Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me What to do and I'll tell you off. Say that I'm not wroth it and watch just were I'll end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but, you really have no idea New Pledge of Allegiance. Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned... A kid in Arizona wrote this... NEW School Prayer: Now I sit me down is school If you aren't ashamed to do this, if you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight... (What's there to be ashamed about?) If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile. The Girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? 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If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are tear stains on the page when Edward left bella in New Moon, copy and paste this on your profile. 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If you can't appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. -If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. 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If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Your mom won't buy you anything else Twilight related because she thinks it will add to your obsession, copy and paste this on your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the above mentioned, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 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If you are on for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you ever get upset when you get to the end of someone's copy and paste section because that means you can't copy and paste anything else from them, copy and paste Most girls don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Calling me Fake, won't make you Real. I know I'm a geek, in many ways, I know I'm not perfect, BUT: Anything else you'd like to throw at me? I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesnt care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,livelaughlove23, emmettsmyfave, siskay98 IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: Opening Credits Waking Up First Day At School Falling In Love Breaking Up Prom Graduation Life's Okay Death Of A Close Friend Mental Breakdown Driving Flashback Getting Back Together Birth Of A Child Wedding Scene Car Accident Final Battle Death Scene Funeral Song End Credits Deleted Scenes FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: will let you dance with your boyfriend FRIENDS: when you cry, will ask whats wrong FRIENDS: are inseparable FRIENDS: will ask whats wrong when your crying FRIENDS: asks for something to eat FRIENDS: calls your parents "Mr. and Mrs." FRIENDS: will ask you for a piece of your sandwich. FRIENDS: will help you up when you trip FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail FRIENDS: says...hi...hello...byeand walks away FRIENDS: has never seen you cry. FRIENDS: thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument. FRIENDS: hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed. FRIEND: when visiting, acts like a guest. 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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Funny how just when you think life cant possibly get any worse it suddenly does. If you dont stand for anything, you dont stand for anything!--George W. Bush (lmao) Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Theres a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese milk's leap toward immortality. 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My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Two women friends had Incredibly drunk and ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Pictures from Wolfy desire Becky's engagement ringhttp://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=540&tbm=isch&tbnid=fuLxSCyZ6pxIrM:&imgrefurl=http://www.jamesallen.com/engagement-ring.asp&docid=mpbUTRU5I_J5EM&imgurl=http://www.jamesallen.com/_images/splash/pave-engagement-ring.jpg&w=531&h=445&ei=DcTHT569D8P42QXKp8CkCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=265&vpy=131&dur=3625&hovh=205&hovw=245&tx=162&ty=126&sig=117034390371461354154&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=168&start=9&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:9,i:116 Pictures from Fariytale Ending (In abc's) Annabeth Annnabeth's look for the date Bottoms to Kayla's Frist outfit (Debbie) Percy and Kayla's mom Engagement ring Jesse Jesse's look for the date. (The one on the left with the jacket.) Kayla Kayla's look for the date Kay's new look Kitchen Living room Percy Pery's and Kayla's room (Ignore Poisiden who couldn't any service under the water) Percy's cabin Percy's look for the date(The on the right no Jacket) (Steven) Kayla's adopted dad The bathroom The fireplace in the kitchen room The woods were Percy and Kayla Camped Top to Kayla's first outfit Tyson | |||||||
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