I'm not an alcoholic, but I'm planning on it. ಠ_ಠ

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Well, where do I start... I'm a gigantic nerd. Oh, and save the drama fo' yo' mama, I'm just here for the semi-bearable writing and the lemons. :P

Oh, yeah, and I'm 13 years old, going on 14. Teenage pride, we are the new generation! :P

I'm from New Jersey. No, the entire state does not smell like the Jersey Turnpike! D: I'm a Princeton- Plainsboro girl, born and raised, but now I live a coupla miles away in (lol right like I'm gonna tell you where I live! xD).

I adore anime and manga, and I also enjoy reading about and discovering other aspects of Japanese culture. I dream of learning Japanese one day, but now, It's a bit too labor intensive to fit into my schedule... it's a tough language to learn, and I'm already learning German in school.

I'm also a furry. No, that doesn't mean I like sex in animal costumes. (Though I do have a fursuit, I DO NOT use it like that! D:) It means I see myself as an animal! A fennec fox of the genus Vulpes Zerda to be exact, with white and grey fur and glowing blue body paint. I sometimes appear in other polymorphic forms of that character as well, which have the same color scheme, hairstyle, mannerisms, etc. My current favorite alt-form is a snow leopard. :3

As a fur, yes, I do have an FA page. Two, actually! A main account bearing the name of my old animal persona, and an auxiliary account I don't know what to do with yet. x3

www.furaffinity.net/user/stickerstehhusky

www.furaffinity.net/user/fennecfreakk

Before you ask, I'll tell ya one thing. I'm as gay as rainbows are colorful~

And I have a girlfriend. So gtfo, creeperpeeps. :o

I try to be friendly, and if you treat me right I'll treat you right! I love talking to reasonable, intelligent people! I can get pretty mad sometimes, though... don't push my buttons and we'll be a-ok. :P

I think I might like guro. Damn, I scare myself sometimes. lol ._.

I'll read ANYTHING, so long as it's not too over-squicky (no craaazy kinky stuff for me, thanks. Though I do have my fetishes. ;3 ), doesn't have mary-sues, and the pairings (if any) at least need to make some sense (even if they're not my favorite pairings (read: yuri xD), I can still enjoy 'em. :3)

I am an ENOURMOUS YURI FANGIRL. Ahhhh, sweet sweet girl love.

Oh, and also... I have a HUUUUUGE, MASSIVE, OBSESSIVE crush on... guess who... Miku Hatsune. I'm a huge nerd for music and things of that nature, and her voice just makes me feel so warm and fuzzy. Stargazer is my favorite song in the entire world. ^.^ Plus, she's just so adorable! Oh, and actually.. I think I have an even bigger anime crush... Rip Van Winkle from Hellsing. Sexy vampire... She's so... ohhh.. *drools* ...Oh fuck yes, I am a kinky creature. xD

I am not a yaoi fan. Not even in the least. I know, shocking, right? A 13 year old fujoshi who can't stand yaoi! How bizarre! But I'm just sick of yaoi fantards who can't provide a logical reason for their pairing other than "OMFG SO KAWAII DESU". At least I try to use Freudian psychobabble as an excuse. :P

I'll say it now... if you write fics with Mary Sues, be prepared for a brutal critiquing/perhaps even flaming. There is nothing that I hate more in this literary world of ours than shitty self- insert characters. They just snap my last nerve. They are, to quote the 'tropes, my ultimate "Berserk Button". Anything else, I can live with. I usually give gentler critique, but when it comes to Mary Sues, I don't hold back.

Feel free to run away screaming and flailing your limbs akimbo. This is your last chance!

Mangas and/or animes I just have to show some love for: Bleach, Death Note, XXXHolic, Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt (it also has the best OST ever

WOO PAIRING TIEM. Keep in mind, I try not to be a retarded, howling, hateful fantard who ventures into all- out pairing wars, but this shit is still kind of srs bsns to me.

This junk is really just airy speculation xP

Bleach: RukiHime (yuri ALWAYS comes first in my book, and aaaah, it's so cute! Plus, there's also this scene which needs no further explanation. And yes, Kubo actually drew this! x3 (hey, that's also my desktop background xD))

InuYasha: InuKagome (It's canon. 'Nuff said. Still, I find the series a bit hard to enjoy with such a one- track situation pairing- wise. And no yuri in sight. Come on, Rumiko Takahashi, you're awesome enough to do that! D:)

Vocaloid: Seeing as there really isn't any straightforward canon for Vocaloid, I really like all pairings! Seriously, go ahead and surprise me! Though any yuri pairings win extra awesome points with me. xD

Code Geass: C.C. x Kallen. Aww yeah. B)

Naruto: SakuIno. Yes, you so fucking read that portmanteau right. I mean Sakura and Ino. xD

xxxHOLiC: OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST ANYTHING BUT WATANUKI X DOUMEKI PLEASE I BEG OF YOUUUU (Yes, there is evidence, but I tend to think of the two as having more of a romantic friendship. Something in the dynamics of their relationship just leads me to believe that. Also, the fact that all the goddamn fangirls are ramming it down my throat only tends to make me hate it further.) ..and hmmm, if I absolutely HAD to pick a fave for this series it'd be Watanuki x Yuuko. Weird, slightly perverted, I know, but my instinct puts huuuge stock in events yet to come. And holy hell, hawtness abounds in that particular pairing. If I can't have yuri, I'll go for a light master/pet theme. X)

Death Note: LXMisa. Always. Maybe, just maybe LightXMisa on occasion, but for the most part... Light can go die alone. Haa. ..Oh, and I enjoy MelloXMisa on occasion. It's a hard- to- find pairing, but it's sure to delight, if simply for the weird hawtness it possesses. You see, where there's no yuri, my mind just does a cannonball into the gutter. xD

Hellsing: I'm in a strange position with the choices on this series. I don't mind Alucard x Seras, and Pip x Seras, though I can't say I care for Alucard x Integra that much. No clue why, I'm just not really feeling a vibe. But my two ABSOLUTE FAVORITE pairings are possibly the least seen (and weirdest!): Integra x Seras and Schrodinger x Seras! I really, really hardly EVER see anything for that last one in terms of fanfiction or fanart, but the first has a bit of a following (and this video right here is all the evidence you'll ever need. Warning- it's not explicitly sexual, but still pretty erotic, so.. NSFW. Trust me on that, I learned the hard way. xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVr_Ct37R0U ). And also regarding the first pairing, hooray for yuri! :P

Also, another note about a pet pairing of mine... I see so little Schrodinger x Seras fanfiction/fanart/fanANYTHING around the internet that if you create some, or point some out to me, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. :D I KNOW IT'S NOT CANON BUT COME ONN IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE X)

Hetalia: What with me not liking yaoi and preferring yuri, I'll take any femmeslash I can get! x3 (my current fave is Belarus x Ukraine)

Neon Genesis Evangelion. Asuka x Rei. Hohohoho, crackiest crack pairing of all. Maybe that's why I love it so fucking much C:

Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt: DEMONSISTERCEST HOORAAAY. Oh, and let's not forget our two main female protagonists, Panty and Stocking! ;P

Twilight: I hate Twilight altogether D: If you see a Twi-fic in my favorites, it's a brutal, shamelessly hateful parodyfic. xD

..And oftentimes I enjoy a well-written piece with a pairing not on here, or no pairings at all. Heck, even yaoi flys with me on rare, once-in-a-blue-moon occasions, as long as it's not just an endless stream of general naughtiness with no plot.

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