There are only two type of people in this world. Those with autism and those who want to cure autism.

I'm taking a long hiatus from writing fan fictions. Don't worry: I'm still here if you need a betareader. Hopefully, I'll be back with new fan fictions in the future. The break may be ending soon, but keep in mind that I don't use this account that much, although I'm hoping that I can come back soon with more stories. You may have heard the phrase: going at a snail's pace. Honestly, the pace I'm going at is one that a snail could easily beat. You may see random updates, just don't expect a lot of stories from me over time.

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I've notice a lot of people sign up for story alerts on my stories. I don't typically update by chapter, so I'd have to recommend against that. A lot of my stories are just by themselves and others say they are part of a series. So please sign up for author alerts and not story alerts. Besides, most of them are already done when you sign up for alerts. I'll post something here if a multi-chapter story isn't done.

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Hello, I'm Adam Decker and I'm writing fan fiction to develop my writing skills. Someday, I hope to be a script writer and write different movies and TV shows that I have ideas for. Until then, this is my only writing, besides my blogs. I did not write the janitor and I am not an attorney at law. The seven main categories of fan fiction I'm focusing on, but are not limited to: Power Rangers, Everybody Loves Raymond, That 70's Show, NCIS, Arthur, Charmed (the original version), and Chronicles of Narnia. I am a big Power Rangers fan. Also, I started a Power Rangers community for anyone who has ideas for new Power Rangers seasons. If you do, please email me and I might add them to the community. If you want to know anything about my ideas or would like to use any character I create, feel free to email me. Thanks for reading them.

If you have autism and wouldn't change that if you could, copy and paste this into your profile.

Link to my YouTube channel might be coming soon.

If anyone ever creates a Doctor Who community for Weeping Angel stories, let me know. I am a fan of weeping angels. OC stories are preferred. If you know if any good ones, send me a PM. But, I'm not a Whovian as I haven't seen much of the show. I just like weeping angels.

There are polls of mine that I want people to vote in. I can only post one link on this account at once, so be sure to look for other ones that I've made. Especially vote for the new imdb list that I should create.

There are only two types of people in the world: freeloaders and enablers.

I know that it doesn't say Read and Review on any of my stories, but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't do it.

I'm reading Elemental Storm about an OC team of rangers. It's pretty good.

A True Story: It was a normal day in college. Then, for some odd reason, the fire alarm went off and we all went outside. That's when people lit up their cigarettes and started smoking. They college wasn't on fire or filled with smoke, but they decided to fill their lungs with smoke anyways. I never was going to smoke before that and now I see even better just how stupid it is. If you are against smoking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you liked my story: The New Kid, and you want more stories involving that character, please let me know what they are by checking out the forum. The same applies to Greg and Sarah. Also, if you want to write any stories revolving around them, please let me know. Expect a new series which revolves around the other two third grade classes and Lakewood Elementary. If you want to write stories including those characters, feel free to ask. I wouldn't mind other writers using my Arthur characters. Just be sure to get my permission first.

I'm also a Christian that believes in God and Jesus. If you are too, then be sure to spread the word. "For God so loved the World that he sent his one and only Son that whoever believes in him will not perish, but have eternal life." John 3:16

Oh, Almighty God, I confess that I am by nature sinful and unclean. I have sinned against you and thought, word, and deed, by what I have done and by what I have left undone. I have not loved you with my whole heart. I have not loved my neighbor as myself. I justly deserve your present and eternal punishment. For the sake of your son Jesus Christ, have mercy on me. Forgive me, renew me, and lead me, so that I may delight in your will, and walk in your ways, to the glory of your holy name. Amen.

LCMS Rocks! If you are a member, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Athanasian Creed

Note: This is here to explain the concept of the trinity to those who don’t understand it. While it makes reference to the catholic faith, this does not refer specifically to the Catholic denomination. It instead refers to the true Christian faith, of which the trinity is essential.

Whoever desires to be saved must, above all, hold the catholic faith. Whoever does not keep it whole and undefiled will without doubt perish eternally. And the catholic faith is this, that we worship one God in Trinity and Trinity in Unity, neither confusing the persons nor dividing the substance. For the Father is one person, the Son is another, and the Holy Spirit is another. But the Godhead of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit is one: the glory equal, the majesty coeternal. Such as the Father is, such is the Son, and such is the Holy Spirit: the Father uncreated, the Son uncreated, the Holy Spirit uncreated; the Father infinite, the Son infinite, the Holy Spirit infinite; the Father eternal, the Son eternal, the Holy Spirit eternal. And yet there are not three Eternals, but one Eternal, just as there are not three Uncreated or three Infinites, but one Uncreated and one Infinite. In the same way, the Father is almighty, the Son almighty, the Holy Spirit almighty; and yet there are not three Almighties, but one Almighty. So the Father is God, the Son is God, the Holy Spirit is God; and yet there are not three Gods, but one God. So the Father is Lord, the Son is Lord, the Holy Spirit is Lord; and yet there are not three Lords, but one Lord. Just as we are compelled by the Christian truth to acknowledge each distinct person as God and Lord, so also are we prohibited by the catholic religion to say that there are three Gods or Lords. The Father is not made nor created nor begotten by anyone. The Son is neither made nor created, but begotten of the Father alone. The Holy Spirit is of the Father and of the Son, neither made nor created nor begotten, but proceeding. Thus, there is one Father, not three Fathers; one Son, not three Sons; one Holy Spirit, not three Holy Spirits. And in this Trinity, none is before or after another; none is greater or less than another; but the whole three persons are coeternal with each other and coequal, so that in all things, as has been stated above, the Trinity in Unity and Unity in Trinity is to be worshiped. Therefore, whoever desires to be saved must think thus about the Trinity. But it is also necessary for everlasting salvation that one faithfully believe the incarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ. Therefore, it is the right faith that we believe and confess that our Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, is at the same Time both God and man. He is God, begotten from the substance of the Father before all ages; and He is man, born from the substance of His mother in this age: perfect God and perfect man, composed of a rational soul and human flesh; equal to the Father with respect to His divinity, less than the Father with respect to His humanity. Although He is God and man, He is not two, but one Christ: one, however, not by the conversion of the divinity into flesh, but by the assumption of the humanity into God; one altogether, not by confusion of substance, but by unity of person. For as the rational soul and flesh is one man, so God and man is one Christ, who suffered for our salvation, descended into hell, rose again the third day from the dead, ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father, God Almighty, from whence He will come to judge the living and the dead. At His coming, all people will rise again with their bodies and give an account concerning their own deeds. And those who have done good will enter into eternal life, and those who have done evil into eternal fire. This is the catholic faith; whoever does not believe it faithfully and firmly cannot be saved.

For more information on the trinity, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLfgaUoQCw

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I am currently reading Ghostwriter's How It Should've been series. Should read more soon. Might even have to create another account to get them all in one place.

Signs that you are a Survivor fan

RI does not mean Rhode Island, although it is referring to an island.

JT does not stand for Justin Timberlake

EI is not educational and informational.

You promote your Survivor blog on your profile on this site.

You have a Survivor blog.

A lot of your free time online is spent listening to or watching something about Survivor.

You own at least one of the seasons on DVD even though you've already seen it.

You are constantly rewatching old seasons on DVD.

You always rewatch an old Survivor episode that you find on VHS.

You always record a Survivor episode that you know you will miss.

You randomly mention as much Survivor trivia as possible.

You keep notes of various Survivor information on your computer.

Survivor Oz has nothing to do with a wizard, movie, book series, play, or Wizard of Oz fan fics.

The most action you get on twitter relates to Survivor.

Most of your twitter followers are Survivor fans.

Most of the people you are following on twitter are related to Survivor.

The longest you've been on twitter was during a three hour Survivor finale.

You like to find every location Survivor has been to on a globe of the world.

You know that the Pearl Islands aren't visible on a globe because they are that small.

You always have to be careful how you spell to word liaison.

You make obscure references relating to Survivor.

You would rather watch Survivor than eat.

You like talking to any Survivor fan.

You are facebook friends with numerous Survivor contestants.

You can name most of the tribes of Survivor from memory.

You can mention various boot orders of seasons.

You are constantly creating groups of medically evacuated players to return like they did in the twenty-fifth season.

You avoid all social media when you have not yet seen a new Survivor episode.

Your Survivor blog has over 300 posts

You have the order and names of the all seasons memorized.

This list is incomplete.

98% of teenagers have tried or does pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

A story

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Here the story ends

I am pro-life. I think that people should think about what could happen do to the choices they make. If people made better choices that might not be a problem. Birth control is a good option, but abstinence is preferred.

Bad Thing: Flaming other writers here. Worse thing: Responding badly to the flamers or just any criticism.

Best lines from Arthur

Binky: I said banana. Banana was my idea. Without me, there'd be no banana.

Buster (singing): Ancient Rome. (Plays tuba) It's not like home. (Plays tuba) Coliseum.

Arthur: Those aren't the egg whites. Those are the egg shells! DW: And what color are they?

Best line from Power Rangers Dino Thunder: Conner, the red ranger: This is what they think of us in Japan! (Ever wonder what people in Japan think about Power Rangers and how it changes Super Sentei? I do.)

Best lines from NCIS

Yankee White

Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI? Tony: Only if you're dyslexic.

Gibbs: Rule Number One: Never let suspects stay together. Gibbs: Rule Number Two: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. Gibbs: Rule Number Three: Don't believe what you're told. Always double check. Kate: Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot or crochet them on pillows?

Hung out to Dry

Gibbs: How long to find the acid and check out the rest of the chutes? Abby: Well, I'm flying solo, so at least a day. Gibbs: Go faster if you had an assistant? Abby: Oh, Definitely. Gibbs: Okay, you got the job. Kate: I get to do forensics? Gibbs: No, you get to schlep for Abby, she gets to do forensics.

Kate: How'd you get into NCIS?Tony: I smiled.

Captain Faul: Why didn't you just ask to see my key? Gibbs: Agent Todd is new. Just teaching her how to interrogate! Captain: Wait. You suspected me! That's why you wanted to know what I'd been doing all day! Kate: If the Captain was a suspect...wouldn't we have read him his rights? Gibbs: Very good, Agent Todd! Great!

Abby: You're looking at infrared of Bolivia's Best! Gibbs: Cocaine? Tony: The killer's using it? Abby: Oh no way! The rock's too pure! This is probably from the cutting and the weighing! Kate: Why don't I think that Thumper was killed cause of Cpl Ramsey's rigging?

Seadog

Gerald: You shoved a French cop off a cliff? Ducky: There was a lake below! Gibbs: Sixty feet below.

The Immortals

Ducky: Well if you'll excuse me, I'll get our poor seaman out of his wet clothes. Tony: You're not going to say, and into a dry Martini, are you?

The Curse

Tony: That's kinda touching, Gibbs, remembering the day you hired me. Gibbs: Yeah, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Gibbs: If that thing came off an aircraft, someone filed a TFOA report for it. Kate: TFOA? Tony: Things falling off aircraft. Kate: You're kidding. Gibbs: Nope. Navy keeps records on that sort of thing, all the way back to biplanes

High Seas

Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda. Tony: I have no idea what you said. Kate: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.

Gibbs: Above his mattress, below his mattress, inside his mattress. If there’s such a thing as a fourth mattress dimension, go over that too.

Sub Rosa

Tony: I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee. We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.

Minimum Security

Gibbs: Did I say both of you? Kate: Well, you didn't not say both of us, Gibbs. Tony: Yes, she's kinda got a point there, boss. Gibbs: Why is that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing? Kate: Makes us feel all warm inside. Gibbs: So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.

Marine Down

Tony: Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.. Kate: Because he probably killed them.

Kate: What's your clearance? Tony: Confidential. Kate: Confidential? What'd you do? Kill someone in high school? Tony: Hah. Funny, Kate. They screwed up my paperwork with another agent. Gibbs: Yeah, DiNozzo died in a car crash last month. Very tragic. Tony: They yanked my clearance and now I have to take a physical to get it back. Kate: Why is that? Tony: To prove that I'm still alive.

Tony: The eyes need to be bigger. Kate: The eyes are fine, the nose needs to be bigger. Tony: Fine, I'll put out an APB for Pinocchio. Gibbs: Welcome to my world, Abby.

Left for Dead

Tony: You remember when I stayed with you that time when it didn't really go so well. Gibbs: Yeah, I remember, DiNozzo. Tony: Well, I was younger then, immature, a little unfocused. Gibbs: It was six months ago, Tony.

Eye Spy

Gibbs: ...and she plays golf left handed. Kate: Whoa, wait, you could see that the clubs were left handed with just a passing glance? Gibbs: My second wife played golf left handed. Kate: So? Tony: When someone tries to split your skull with a seven iron, it's not a club you soon forget.

My Other Left Foot

Gibbs: I do not believe in coincidences!

Kate: You weren't buying any of it were you? Gibbs: Any of what? Kate: You know...her charm. Gibbs: Is it really that hard to believe, Kate, that I might be attractive to a woman?

Tony: You really like small towns? Kate: Peace and quiet. A place where people know you by name. No Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner. What's not to like? Tony: Too quiet, everybody knows your name, there's no Blockbuster and Starbucks on every corner. Kate: Big cities just can't give you what small towns can, Tony. It's a simpler way of life, a slice of Americana. Tony: One that doesn't include fifty yard line seats to the Redskins or women with full sets of teeth. Kate: Yeah it always comes back to that doesn't it? Tony: See... You do get me.

Gibbs: What do you have? Tony: A six letter word for a reason to commit a crime... Gibbs: DiNozzo... Tony: That's seven letters. Gibbs: Works for me. What do you got?

One Shot, One Kill

Tony: Come to think of it, you never told us why you enlisted, Boss. Gibbs: That's because it's personal. Kate: You think his recruiter told him a fast one? Tony: I doubt it. Kate: Why? Tony: Can you imagine someone lying to Gibbs and getting away with it?

Kate: Next time drive a little faster, Tony. I think my glands still have an ounce of adrenaline left. Tony: Response to a crime scene investigation demands a timely arrival, Kate. Kate: It would help if the investigators didn't puke all over it.

Gibbs: Brings back memories. Kate: Memories of what? Gibbs: Marriage.

Gibbs: Major, your mission is to protect our country. Our mission right now is to protect you and your Marines. Allow us the honor of doing our job.

The Good Samaritan

Tony: I love everything Swiss! Knives, cheese...the Alps! I even like ABBA!

Enigma

Kate: Do all Marines build boats? Tony: Only the ones who've been married a few times. Kate: Why's that? Tony: The rest of them can afford to buy one.

FBI Agent Charles: You're under arrest. Gibbs: For what? Charles: Pissing off the FBI. Gibbs: Get used to it.

Bête Noire

Ari: How do you alert visitors when conducting an infectious autopsy? Ducky: We hang a decomposing body in the corridor.

Ari: Any good with this gun, Caitlin? Kate: Give it back and I'll demonstrate. Ari: Ever fire it in anger? Kate: I'd love to right now.

The Truth is out There

Ducky: I want that terrorist on my table Jethro.

Abby: Not unless he grew up in Dorkville. Gibbs: Grew up just west of there.

Abby: I don't know. Guys have all sorts of strange rituals before they go out. This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date just so he can be pumped. Gibbs: Does Tony know that you know? Abby: Does Tony know that you know?

UnSEALed

Abby: That's what I love about you, Gibbs, always one finger ahead.

Dead Man Talking

Gibbs: His name was Special Agent Chris Pacci. And he was a friend.

Missing

Kate: You were pretty tough on her in there. Gibbs: Yeah...she reminds me of my ex-wife. Tony: Which one? Gibbs: All of them.

Tony: Boss, is there a reason why you always take these back roads?! Kate: 'Cause you just hate us? Gibbs: I hate traffic more!

Kate: Do we know how big his unit was? Abby: We could ask him, but in my experience most men lie about that point.

Split Decision

Tony: How old am I? Kate: Based on chronology or maturity?

Abby: Don't be silly, ATF lady.

Tony: I really liked her. Kate: ATF agent involved in illegal weapons and murder - what's not to like? Tony: So quick to judge, Kate. Sure she has flaws, sure she's going to prison, but my instincts tell me she had good qualities as well. Kate: Two of them wouldn't happen to live under her shirt, would they?

Tony: I love Gus! It's very strong! What do you have to go with it? Abby: Louis? Tony: Gus Louis? It kinda sounds like a salad! Abby: How about Bricker? Tony: Gus Bricker. It's a tough one! Gibbs said to put some Military in the background. Abby: Dishonorable discharge of course! Tony: How about some time in Leavenworth? Abby: What's the crime? Tony: Something that fits my persona Abby: How about violating Federal Obscenity Laws? Tony: No! I mean my new sleazy gun running profile! Abby: Drugs are always a safe bet! Tony: Yeah. Drugs? Abby: Got 3 to 5 paroled out on 2! Tony: There is no justice in this world Abs!

A Weak Link

Gibbs: What if I wanted to get into that account? Kate: Get a search warrant for the servers. Gibbs: We don't have time for a warrant. What's a quicker way? Kate: Hack into the servers.

Reveille

Gibbs: He stay at your place? Abby: Yup. Gibbs: You sleep in the coffin, McGee? McGee: Coffin? You said that it was a box sofa bed. Abby: Well... it is! Sort of... McGee: That's why you wouldn't turn the lights on. I can't believe I just slept in a coffin. Abby: ...Not just slept.

Kate: Kate, NCIS. John: Hi... really? Kate: Yes. Why? John: I've never seen you and I'm at NCIS twice a month. Kate: You are? John: Yes, I specialize in hail and storm damage. Kate: What NCIS do you think I'm with? John: National Crop Insurance Service.

Abby: You should wake him! McGee: What if he needs the rest? Abby: He's not resting! His eyes are disco dancing under those lids! McGee: They brought it back! Abby: It's Gibbs so it never left!

Abby: Would you be any less grumpy if you slept in a bed? Gibbs: No! Abby: I didn't think so!

See No Evil

Kate: McGee, can't you tell when someone's kidding with you? McGee: I used to and then I met you guys.

Tony: Delivery complete. Gibbs: That's good work, Tony. Tony: Thanks, Boss. That means a lot. Gibbs: If NCIS doesn't work out I hear General Wee's Chinese Restaurant is hiring.

The Good Wives Club

Kate: You find the perfect 50's woman and she almost kills you DiNozzo! Tony: She was so obedient! Kate: Yeah. It's scary how impressed you are by that!

Vanished

Tony: I think Gibbs enjoys this [interrogating people] more than sex. Kate: That would explain the three wives.

Lt. Jane Doe

Ducky: Unlike the living, when the dead speak, they do not lie.

Abby: You touch that, McGee, you'll be singing soprano!

The Bone Yard

Gibbs: With luck, he'll spit on my boots. Kate: Looking for a reason to whack him in the head, Gibbs? Gibbs: No. To shoot him.

Deluca: Hey! Agent Gibbs! Are you deaf or nuts?! Gibbs: A little of both. Abby: Gibbs is going to kill you. McGee: What, why me? Abby: I'm not telling him.

Kate: Wow, I thought you were the only one who could piss him off like that. Tony: You never met his second wife.

Jimmy Napolitano: I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father, and after the funerals I'll kill you. Gibbs: No brothers. No uncles. My father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you.

Terminal Leave

Willy: Have you shot anybody? Tony: Not this week.

Tony: I want double overtime for this, boss. That kid's a nightmare. Gibbs: He reminds me of you.

Jimmy: Yeah. When I was a kid, I used to bury our pets under our porch till my mom found out. She was pretty upset. Ducky: They didn't want you to bury your pets? Palmer: No. We lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building.

Call of Silence

Abby: This weapon is circa early 1940s. Gibbs: Year or two before I joined the Corps

Yost: It's not a water cooler, it's called a scuttlebutt. How long you been in the Corps, kid? Tony: Since I met Gibbs.

Gibbs: Come on, Corporal. Let a Gunny buy you dinner. Yost: You... you were never an officer? Gibbs: Ah, hell no! Yost: I knew there was something I liked about you.

Heart Break

Abby: So, I hear you're not a fan of SHC. Gibbs: Is that a band? Abby: Spontaneous Human Combustion. Gibbs: Don't waste my time, Abbs. Abby: If you ever read my master's thesis, you may become a believer. Gibbs: Doubt it... Abby: I can show you photos of what was left of a 240 pound woman. Gibbs: Yeah? I bet you won't. Abby: She was sitting in a chair. All that was left were blackened seat springs, a section of back bone, one foot, still in a satin slipper, and ten pounds of ashes. The rest of her apartment was untouched

Forced Entry

McGee: Every road with access into Quantico is blocked by armed gate guards. There's Marines everywhere. Why would a rapist choose a victim here? Sgt. Hegarty: Maybe he's got a death wish, Agent McGee. McGee: There's easier ways to die.

Chained

Tony: Kate, Kate? Motorcycle Rider: Who's Kate? Tony: My dog. She must have run away after the crash. Motorcycle Rider: What does she look like? Tony: A Shih-Tzu. Motorcycle Rider: A what? Tony: Long brown hair, kinda mangy?

Abby: Is something wrong? Kate: Gibbs is driving. Abby: I'm sending a prayer in many languages.

Tony: You can't drown in a stream, Jeffery. You can get wet, you can get frickin' freezing, but you can't drown!

Black Water

Ducky: Do you suspect foul play? Gibbs: Well, you know me, Ducky. I suspect everything. Ducky: Yes, that's an admirable trait for an investigator. And also, I suspect, the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.

Gibbs: DiNozzo! Grab the gear and see if McGee is still alive. Tony: On it, boss!

Doppelganger

Tony: He's a freelance computer geek. Made six figures last year. McGee: Are you wishing you were a computer geek, Tony? Tony: I'd rather be homeless than be you, Probie.

Abby: Nobody gets everything right the first time, McGee. Except Gibbs.

The Meat Puzzle

Gibbs: You stick to him like an ex-wife after an alimony check.

Gibbs: The homicide detective, that completes the team. Ducky: You're forgetting the medical examiner. Jimmy: Oh, that's you!

Witness

Abby: I enjoy going to the dentist. Kate: What could you possibly enjoy? Abby: A little pain is a good thing, Kate.

Gibbs: Any more food fights in here, I'm joining in. With peas. Kate: Frozen peas? Gibbs: Nope. In the can.

Caught on Tape

Tony: Looks like we're going to play Gibbs' favorite game... Abby: Ooo! Musical interrogation rooms!

Pop Life

Abby: We'll figure it out together, Jimmy. Jimmy: Oh please, call me Jimmy. Abby: I just did.

Tony: Boss, I don't know if you want to see this but you probably should...

Kate: We need a mediator, Ducky, or I'm going to have to go to Employee Relations. Tony: Which would be tattling! Kate: No, Employee Relations is not tattling! Tony: It's the adult version of I'm telling mummy. Kate: You're so juvenile! Tony: Am not. Kate: Are so! Tony: Am not! Kate: We need an unofficial mediator Ducky. Ducky: Well, did you try Gibbs? Kate: Ugh... Ducky: Good point. Kate: We thought of McGee. Tony: But, we have no respect for him. Kate: And then we thought of you! Ducky: I see, third on the short list. Well, at least I beat out Abby. Tony: Well, we just came from there. Kate: She turned us down. Ducky: Oh.

Tony: I didn't think you would notice! Kate: Oh stealing food is okay if no one notices! Tony: It wasn't stealing, it was sharing. Kate: It was my lunch! I don't want to share my lunch! Tony: See you just said it was sharing! Ducky: Excuse me. Show a little respect, this is a place of peace and dignity. Tony: That was before Kate got here.

Tony: Suspect claims he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another. Abby: That happens to girls, too. At night, some guy seems all dark and gnarly, and then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works at a bank. McGee: I used to work at a bank. Abby: Your tat is real and you don't disappoint me.

Tony: Little miss tighty pants here blows it out of proportion. Gibbs: Are you done? Tony: Almost. Gibbs: Done or fired. Those are your options. Tony: Done.

An Eye for an Eye

Abby: You are getting sneakier the older you get! Gibbs: Not to mention better-looking.

Bikini Wax

Kate: Give him 5 seconds. McGee: Until what? Kate: Until he notices there's a ... Tony: Bikini contest?!

Jimmy: Something wrong, doctor? Ducky: Her head is in the toilet, Mr. Palmer. Jimmy: Oh, right.

Conspiracy Theory

McGee: Goat rope? Tony: Marine term, Probie. Kate: It means half way between FUBAR and SNAFU. McGee: Okay, uh, what's FUBAR? Kate/Tony: You are!

Abby: Correct as always, my silver-haired fox - I mean, Gibbs, sir, boss.

McGee: So what's the plan? Good cop/bad cop? Kate: More like bad cop/scary cop, McGee. McGee: Which one is which? Kate: You'll have to ask their ex-wives to find out.

Red Cell

Kate: I hate to say it, but that was actually smart, Tony. Gibbs: What was, Kate? Kate: Tony might have figured out how to find the hacker. Gibbs: It's his job. You think I keep him around for his personality?

McGee: What kind of interrogation technique is that? Gibbs: The DiNozzo method. Not pretty but it's effective.

Tony: Hey, turn that frown upside down, sweetie... we're going back to college! Kate: Your problem, Tony, is you never left.

Hometown Hero

Tony: Gibbs is a boat man. He doesn't understand I have to have my car. McGee: I'm giving you a rental, DiNozzo. What's the big deal? Tony: Not the same, bus boy. My car's part of my being.

SWAK

Abby: You've gotta get a life, Gibbs! Gibbs: Last thing I need is another wife! Abby: Life! You gotta get a life!

McGee: Cassie! Cassie: Hey, McGee! Mind if I sit in? McGee: Yeah, yeah! Hey boss? Cassie and I had parking spaces next to each other in Norfolk! Gibbs: Why are you yelling, McGee? McGee: So you can hear me through your hel...helmet? Gibbs: The blood tests were negative! McGee: Sweet! Gibbs: Not for DiNozzo! McGee: Positive? Is he gonna be OK? Gibbs: If he isn't, he'll be answering to me.

Twilight

Gibbs: You get Fornell in here. DiNozzo: What should I tell him? Gibbs: Tell him he's about to make the second biggest mistake of his life!

[Later]

Fornell: My second biggest mistake, Jethro? That’s very dramatic. What was the first? Gibbs: When you married my second wife. Fornell: You could have warned me! Gibbs: I did!

Ari Haswari: Sorry, Caitlin...

Kill Ari Part 1

Tony: That's a first. McGee: He called me "Tim." Tony: Patted my back. McGee: It was kind of nice. Tony: Nice? I don't want nice! It's not Gibbs if he's nice!

Abby: What can I do for you?... What? Tony: You're weirder than Gibbs. Abby: How so? Tony: He's being nice. Abby: Gibbs is always nice. Tony: To you and Ducky, maybe; me, he growls at and smacks on the head. Abby: Which makes you feel wanted. Tony: Yeah!

Note: The agents in this episode are imagining that Kate is still alive after her death.

Kate: I appreciate your keeping me covered in front of the others, especially Tony. Ducky: Yes, I know how modest you are. Kate: Were. I'm dead now, Ducky. Shouldn't be. Could have killed Ari right here in autopsy. Ducky: Why did you hesitate? Kate: His eyes. There was something in his eyes that made me not want to kill him. Ducky: His eyes were ice to me.

Tony: Can you tell me what gun he used? Abby: A 308! Tony: What model 308? Abby: You don't know? Tony: Would I be asking? Abby: Well how am I supposed to know? Tony: Because you're the firearms expert! Abby: That I am! And when I am done I will tell you the propellant, the primer, the percentage of nickle and copper in the brass, whether all three rounds were fired from the same weapon: which you assume but I can prove or disprove, I will tell you who manufactured the ammo, the batch number and perhaps where it was sold! And with some degree of accuracy I can tell you if it was fired from a lever action, a bolt action, a semi automatic or an automatic weapon! However: I cannot tell you which of the 87 different 308 models fired those rounds! Tony: Lapua! Abby: What? Tony: Lapua made the ammo! Logo's on the rim!

Kill Ari Part 2

Abby: For no-one leaving the building, there are a lot of people leaving the building.

Tony: A woman hasn't been born yet who can intimidate Anthony DiNozzo. Kate: You're forgetting your mother. Tony: Mothers don't count. Kate: And that lawyer. Marla? Tony: Divorce attorney. Worse than mothers. Kate: Well, Ziva's not your mother. She's not a divorce lawyer. She definitely intimidates you. Tony: Does not. Kate: Does too. Tony: Does not. Kate: Does too.

Gerald: I've never driven a stick. Abby: Are you serious? McGee: What, you can drive a stick? Abby: Yeah, since I was like ten. Gerald: What were you driving when you were ten? Abby: A red '47 Ford half-ton pickup with four on the floor and Bubba riding shotgun. McGee: Bubba? Abby: Best damn coon dog in Jefferson Parish.

Gibbs: From now on, we're going to use phonetics like we did in the Corps. Abby: Golf India Bravo Bravo Sierra? Gibbs: What is it, Abs? Abby: Can I please go back to my lab? I'm flipping out up here with nothing to do. Gibbs: Okay, but don't leave the -- Abby: Don't leave the building. I know. Bravo Yankee Echo.

Tony: How long have you known I was -- Ziva: Following me? Since I left the Navy Yard. Tony: I don't think so. Ziva: Blue sedan. You laid behind a white station wagon for a while, then a telephone van. You lost me at the traffic circle on -- Tony: Okay, okay. You knew.

Mind Games

Paula: A whole week of TDA with Gibbs. I can smell the fun already. McGee: It's been a tough month. Tony: Right now he pretty much hates everyone, Paula. Including himself.

Abby: I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but there's something about his silver hair that gets me all tingly inside. Tony: Excuse me for a sec, I think I'm going to vomit. Abby: I'm joking, Tony. Except for the part about Gibbs's hair. That is really hot.

Silver Wars

Ziva: You might want to do something about your hair... it's sticking up like a porcuswine... no, thats not the word... a porcu... pig? The little animal with the little spikies!? McGee: Porcupine? Ziva: 'Porcupine'! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.

Ducky: Oh, she's more than nice, but how do you tell a woman that you have absolutely no mental recollection of her whatsoever? Palmer: I suppose one could always lie. Ducky: Have you been spending time with Agent DiNozzo again?

Abby: McGee, never forget. I am one of few people, in the world, who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence.

Switch

Ziva: Just to be clear, are there any more of these rules I should be aware of? Gibbs: About fifty of them. Ziva: And I don't suppose they're written down anywhere that I could-- Gibbs: No. Ziva: Then how am I supposed to-- Gibbs: My job is to teach them to you!

Ziva: Once he saw us at Norfolk, he must have taken a kite. Tony: Hike. The expression is taking a hike. McGee: She may have had it confused with “go fly a kite.” Ziva: I speak five languages, forgive me if I get confused, sometimes. I found his bank book. Tony: Check book. Ziva: Whatever you call it.

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Series of mine

Power Rangers: Genesis- See the very first team of rangers fight against familiar foes that are encountered later. Series complete.

Power Rangers: Pirate Fighters- It's the ultimate clash of pirate versus ninja as a team of power rangers fight against evil pirates and monsters. Not all is as it seems. Series complete.

Power Rangers: The Lone Ranger- The very first power ranger teams up with the first Mighty Morphing team when they travel to the past. Series being written. The first story is now published.

NCIS: Forever Changed- What happens when a death occurs on the NCIS team of someone very important? Read here to find out in unrelated stories. Series started.

Arthur: The New Kid- Meet Howard, the new kid in the third grade class at Lakewood Elementary. He suffers from Torrette's Syndrome and has autism. Based on some personal experiences of mine. Series started.

Arthur: Extras- Meet Greg and Sarah, students who have always been in Mr. Ratburn's class but until now have never been featured as people. Series started.

Power Ranger: Return (winner of my poll)- The rangers from Once a Ranger return as a full fledged team. I will focus on this series next along with various other stories. First installment slowly being written

Crossovers of mine

Inner Magic

What happens when the White Witch and Voldemort join forces? Nothing good. But the Pensieves and the gang from Hogwarts will get together to defeat them. Complete

Yellow Throughout Time

A yellow power ranger team up during Time Force. In memory of Thuy Trang. Two chapters so far. Don't know if I should do more or not. Willing to rewrite if needed. Will possibly throw out the whole story if needed. Read and review. Third chapter being written.

Gandalf Versus Dumbledore

Winner of a Young Author's Contest. Complete

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