I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

My name is MacKenzie, and the first thing u should know about me is that i am obsessed with Harry Potter and TWILIGHT!!

My favorite HP couple is Lily/James, it's so cliché, how can u not love it!

Some other Harry Potter couples i like are:

Ron/Hermione (I can't believe it took them seven years to figure out they were in love with each other)

Ginny/Harry (Of course, the golden couple, how can u not love them?)

Lily/James (As u know, my favorite Harry Potter couple)

Oh yeah, i'm a true romantic, so i love when Sirius Black gives up his 'kiss every girl in school' ways to have a real girlfriend who he loves, and this happens in almost every Marauder story that i have read. Also i just love the characters of Sirius, Remus, and James, they are so funny together, but i hate peter pettigrew, but we're supposed to hate him, J.K Rowling gave us good reason to.

I also just recently discovered the Companions Quartet series, it's all about mythical creatures and it battles with my HP love.

So, here's a little bit about me. I'm a feminist, a peace activist, i love animals, particularly turtles and elephants, (those seem like really random fav. animals to some people, but i really love them because not many people do and it seemed boring having your fav. animal being a cat or a dog, no matter how adorable.)I love hanging out with my friends, who are completely random and crazy btw. i think the song Breakout by Miley Cyrus partly describes how we feel sometimes. oh yeah, i love Miley Cyrus, especially her new album. i also love Rihanna, alicia keys, christina aguilara, beyonce, jordin sparks(no air), and m leona lewis( bleeding love, my new fav. song!) i think J.K Rowling is an absolute genius, i bet if u looked up genius in the dictionary, u would find a picture of her, jk, but that would be pretty awesome. I love her story, how she went from poor to rich to and an amazing author known worldwide, all because of that fateful train ride. i dont know what i want to be when i grow up, but i know that being an author is definitely an option , i love to write! My new fiction obsession is Twilight, i don't think bella is that plain even though most people do. i think edwaRD IS FREAKING GORGEOUS and alice is my favorite vampire!

I AM ADDICTED TO FANFICTION! i have found so many great authors on this site, and i hope to be one of them someday soon, we'll see!:-)

my favorite jasper quote is from the movie Twilight:

Victoria: I'm the one with the wicked curve ball

Jasper: Oh well i think we can handle that (said with a southern accent)

That wasn't actually in the book, but i thought it was really cute, it is from the baseball scene.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When:

1) You giggle every time you see a Volvo.

2) You laugh at all the blondes who are obsessed with Edward, because you know he prefers brunettes! (No offense, blonde Twi-hards)

3) You have every intention on naming your child after a character(s) in the book.

4) You defend Twilight NO MATTER WHAT. This could mean a detention, but Twilight is worth it.

5) You know that those polls comparing Twilight and Harry Potter are stupid. They are two totally different things and cannot be compared.

6) You use Twilight quotes/language in everyday conversation.

7) You have been on YouTube to research Twlight interviews/based videos/funny random stuff.

8) You know your opinion on Catherine Hardwicke's job directing Twilight.

9) You know that she will not direct New Moon.

10) You've heard the rumors about replacing Taylor Lautner. You also have an opinon about this.

11) You are opposed to Summit Entertainment's idea to change part of New Moon.

12) You want to be just like Alice.

13) You're proud to be a Virgo.

14) You know what Team you're on. You don't do that switching Teams crap.

15) You have a love/hate relationship with Jacob Black.

16) You have your own opinion about most of Bella's decisions.

17) You cried when Edward left Bella. The scene that made me cry is as follows:

"You...don't...want me?" I tried out the words, confused by the way they sounded, placed in that order.

"No."

I stared, uncomprehending, into his eyes...

18) This means something to you.."Stupid, shiny Volvo owner..."

19) You just laughed, really hard.

20) And number 20...You know you're obsessed with Twilight when you repost this on your profile, becuase you ARE PROUD TO BE OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT!!

went on my page and messed it up! must. fix. it.

Racism stinks!The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.okay, so below, there's a bunch of copy and paste stuff, a lot of it is really funny and good to know.

Copy and Paste stuffs:

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

Quotes and other random stuff:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? ~ Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

- 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

- If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

- If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

- 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

- If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Phantom of the Opera Phan, Rach Lupin Black Malfoy, BeatriceandLemony4ever, marauderluverz,redheads-have-more-fun-HPLVR

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica (real name) (i always change my penname(tehehehe)), QuickCookie, macandcheeselova, freakysoccergirl, HarmoniousPie, Mandajohnnylove, Joxbrosx17, Princess Felton, christina11,GoldenLily, lilbratty74, redheads-have-more-fun-HPLVR

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not copy and paste this into your profile.

if you can easily finish a novel in one day copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If we came from monkeys there wouldn't be any monkeys left now would there? DUH!! If you agree paste this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to post something cool on your profile for other people to copy&paste to their profiles, but couldn't think of anything, then copy&paste this! Hehe!

-If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...coppy and paste this to your profile

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (hot is an understatement)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

-AV is Addicted to Vampires

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever started laughing evily to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evily to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
News from the file marked "DUH"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelley BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Do you?
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
You're happy, I'm happy, you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
Why do we say something is out of whack? What IS whack?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are a Book Worm like me paste this into your profile. :)

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories paste this into your profile.

If you are the tyoe pf perosn who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis. Bellas.My.Alter.Ego

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Never hire a colorblind electrician.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of three of your best friends. If they're okay, then its you.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well I think guns help, if you stood there and said "BANG" you wouldn't kill many people.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling from it.
It's true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what were missing until we get it.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
He who laughs last didn't get it
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing at the shore looking like an idiot.
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way
My heart is not a playground
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'l die and it will all be YOUR FAULT.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone tole me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feel s guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have do deal with society hating me.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

But wait, there's more

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Elmo knows where you live!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

my mom recently told me not to run down the steps. she didn't say i couldn't run UP them.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with. (no u sleep in the morning!!)

When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

This was really funny...You gotta list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed.

1)Bella

2)Edward

3)Alice

4)Emmett

5)Jasper

6)Esme

7)Carlisle

8)Rosalie

9)Renesmee

10)Charlie

11)Jacob

12)Billy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ew No!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No! He's really funny though!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ew! i don't even want to think about that!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Tons of them, they're everywhere! they're gonna take over the world someday! aaaah! the invasion has begun! haha jk

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No! they are mother and son!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
J/Nessie, J/charlie, well Jasper likes renesmee better, but neither.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Walk right on out again.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

What's the real reason Charlie adores Alice?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
no, but I'm sure they're out there.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
The Compassionate Vampire

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Edward and Rosalie would probably try and kill Emmett...

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?
IDK!

13) Know of anyone who writes about or draws Eleven?
Yeah.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Well, they're brothers, i bet that would be fun to write, but idk

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
ignoring...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?
for the first two books, something really mean, for the last two books, something... brotherly.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: There may be some supernatural weirdness going on here.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"You know, I could spring you out of the slammer", wow, that was lame, but what else could he say?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Well, now that that's out of the way, I can finally be with Bella!"

20) How emo is Seven?
Carlisle doesn't strike me as an emo vampire...

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title.
um... The Heat of His Skin?, god that was horrible for me to type...

POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
mom, I don't wanna go to the grocery store, (she said sure.)

Where are you?
upstairs

Look up. Now look back.
What did you see?
slanted ceiling and dresser

What's the last thing you ate?
a really good squash thing my mom made

Say "George Bush".
What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
oh, gosh, I'm glad that's over!

You now have a million dollars.
What do you do?
idk, what kind of question that? what would you do? buy stuff of course!what else would you do with it, make a money paper mache puppy?

What are you eating/drinking right now?
nothing, but i'm really thirsty!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
This...

Find a globe. Spin it.
What does it say?
I don't own a globe...

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18.
What does it say?
"lifting sand-filled weights five days per week with the conviction that...", not my book. -When the Game Stands Still

What can you hear right now?
Taylor Swift on my Ipod

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

I'm the only one here...

Turn on the T.V.
What show is on?
A movie called The Hawk is Dying

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.
What's the first thing you see?
a piece of paper

Find the third letter of all your answers.
What do they spell?
Msaegkiotfytoi! that should go in the dictionary!