Hi, I am Jenna Andrews ( not really, just a pen-name). I am fifteen years old. I live with my parents in Kolkata,India

Actually I'm a lot shy and I guess writing stories might help me come out of it. i am funny and comfortable with people who i know. i like to laugh a lot and i'd like to make friends with you whoever you are so feel free to PM me if you want. i am a mumble of emotions so just read through my profile to see if we are any alike ! i like to advice people and sometimes they are real good but they dont always work(dude! i am a human afterall). i have friends here at fanfiction so do check their profiles and stories if you want to ! THEY ARE : oracle987 , Angelina Roongta , ritzjackson782

I love all kinds of books, but especially romance and horror.

Favorite books: Percy Jackson,

137 ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson.

1. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

2. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (Yesss.)

3. Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (And that's like every day, so I bet he feels popular)

4. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (When I talk about Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson. As in, "Percy's first kiss was with Cho Chang. I MEAN,HARRY'Sfirst kiss."

5. You burn food to see if it smells good.

6. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” ( Thats mom for me )

7. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

8. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

9. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

10. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (Haven't tried that...GOOD IDEA)

11. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (With all my friggin' heart.)

12. You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Yeah.)

13. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (I don't think he would do that)

14. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (That seems smart.)

15. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Uh-huh)

16. Bring a grey plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (And I mean EVERYWHERE!!!)

17. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Dude, it just got cold! *me nodding knowingly* I hope it never comes to that. *friend* WTF...)

18. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (Every year.)

19. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (No, Thanatos. God of death. Confusing, yes.)

20. You sometimes try to control water. (For a second I think it worked! lol)

21. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (Um, BEST WAY TO SPEND THREE MONTHS!!!)

22. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (actually Google Earth, but same difference...)

23. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. (Pretty much.)

24. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. (And the person wearing it looked at me like, "Uh-huh, look at those nice looking padded rooms.")

25. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games. (Lego-Harry Potter, too.)

26. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt. (Yes.)

27. You are a PJO character for Halloween. (No. My friend got to though. I'm the bigger fan, still.)

28. Recite lines randomly from the books.

29. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

30. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

31. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I am not. :( ).

32. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

33. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (TRUTH!)

34. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (No, it was more, "What was Percy's life like without Annabeth?" and it was SO SAD!)

35. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Always.)

36. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Yep.)

37. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Keep it in my backpack)

38. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (No. Now I'm disappointed that my aunt didn't move there so I could go look for him all I wanted.)

39. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (No. Good gods, no. I'm the daughter of Zeus. Why should I pray to my uncle when I can pray to my dad?)

40. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Uh-huh.)

41. You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (Not quite yet.)

42. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" (EVERY time. EVERY time.)

43. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I begged that. I was all like, "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE STUDYING GREEK MYTHOLOGY!!!" And now we are for literature. SO HAPPY!)

44. You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (Wait, who's Percy? Do people ask that???)

45. When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!" (I search Percy on google images and all I get are a bunch of redheaded geeks. What's up with that???)

46. When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. (Yep.)

47. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(So funny. I was sitting with my friends at school, and the teacher asked, "What's two plus x equals three?" and I yelled, "THALIA AND LUKE FOREVER!!!")

48. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (Always. ALWAYS!)

49. You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Please?)

50. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (Percabeth, who could be irritated about that???)

51. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Hera- Um, readThe Battle of the Labyrinthand you'll understand why.

52. You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (Nope.)

53. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (Uh-huh. I kept it just in case. She was pissed.)

54. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Yes.)

55. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. (Oh, yes.)

56. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Please? Pretty please? Oh, and you're my uncle, Hephaestus.)

57. You give all your siblings god parents

58. You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. (Wait, why Martians? I just call them Ares kids.)

59. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (Every time.)

60. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Even if he didn't link it.)

61. You still think Thuke could happen. (It can happen. Because I have an imagination and a fanfiction account.)

62. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (Yes.)

63. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. (Yeah. Exactly. You don't need to know what I think because I'm paranoid.)

64. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. (EXTENSIVE is an understatement.)

65. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. (Yeah, maybe.)

66. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. (I was just in Kansas, so...)

67. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Wait, what? Now I'mREALLYinto Percy Jackson!)

68. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. (Pretty much.)

69. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. (yep...)

70. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at the time Thalia almost DID strangle Percy. (And all I could say was, "Annabeth was right!" That brave soul had read the books and was like, "She always is."

71. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. (and Kelpo...I know, lame...)

72. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (Thankfully he did! ;{D)

73. You lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!" (And I found it ten seconds later. HE HEARD ME HE HEARD ME!!!)

74. You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Wait, I'm a thunder head? What?)

75. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. (Percy Jackson chatbox. There are eleven that I know of. And they are all funny. Seriously. Read this:

SeaweedBrain: Pony 633? Really, Chiron?

Pony633: Blame Tyson.)

76. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Always. ALWAYS!)

77. Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. (Not yet.)

78. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians. (Oh, and then I told the joke to my Canadian friend!)

79. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. (It's unofficial, but it is SO there.)

80. You get other people obsessed. (I wrote a fanfic and my friend who happens to hate Percy's guts is in love with it)

81. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. (Yes.)

82. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the Son of Neptune. (AHH! The person who wrote this knows me TOO WELL!)

83. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (They messed it up too much for me to care. It's still a great movie, though.)

84. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations. (Yes.)

85. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (I'm not insane enough to say that the RomeoJuliet sick jokes from Shakespeare aren't my favorite quote(s) of all time ("Whether your tail be long...or short...you can still get a girl on it."))

86. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (Yes. "YOU'RE AS STUPID AS PERCY!")

87. When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. (Oh, yeah)

88. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”(I actually told him that. He was the one with the Yankees hat, too. So...yeah, he looked at me like WTF is wrong with you???)

89. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"(Yes. Always. Even Christian friends who are all like, *GASP*)

90. When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Woot-woot! Let's go hunters!)

91. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. (Pretty much)

92. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. (Not that much of a rabid fangirl)

93. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" (Hey, people DO this???)

94. You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. (I think it worked for a while!)

95. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. (Always want to check for the tail)

96. You know which pages the good parts are on. (All of them. Especially the last sentence of the second-to-last chapter ofThe Last Olympian. That's my favorite.)

97. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. (Nope. Daughter of Zeus, coming through!!!)

98. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (EVERY song.)

99. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (And she's big and black, which proves my point.)

100. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or maybe Aphrodite!)

101. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (Never.)

102. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (I'm not THAT much of a fan)

103. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (No, I do it on the paper so that, a, I don't forget, and b, I don't get caught.)

104. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Every single one.)

105. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Not that much, actually.)

106. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (I did my book report onThe Battle of the Labyrinth.)

107. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (Not the first. After, "What's your name?")

108. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (No. I think it. And then the boat sinks. (JK!))

109. You curse a god/goddess a lot. ("HOLY FRIGGIN' HESTIA!")

110. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (Forty-two. I counted.)

111. You know PJO better then most sane people. (Wait, people who don't know PJO are sane??? WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???)

112. You know what you would do if you were Percy. (Um, yeah! Show those Romans what's what!)

113. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. (I almost wrote a fanfic on that. He was the super awesome evil spy.)

114. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. (Oh yeah.)

115. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I don't have a drachma, though. That sucks rocks.)

116. You give friends and youself a godly parent:
--Anjali is Athena
--Broti is Hermes
--Ritika is Hephaestus
--Oganai is Aphrodite
--Kashish is Dionysus (party animal)
--Malaika is...um...um...IDK. Apollo? Aphrodite? Ares? All?

117. You are trying to learn Greek (Not that crazy)

118. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Or brought them with you...)

119. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy (Oh, and had a crush on him for the longest time.)

120. You have an instant crush on Nico! (Holy Friggin' Hestia, no!)

121. You justhave toresearch more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

122. You want to learn Latin (And did in 5th grade.)

123. You copy/paste this onto your profile (DUH, I did that.)

124. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (All.)

125. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to (I got Zeus. Does that surprise anyone?)

126. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (I give them all the backstory I can. Which is the whole series.)

127. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (their all okay with it, since they're PJO obsessed too!)

128. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (Yes. I have a list of the top twenty demigods. Leo and Piper are 1 and 2 in that order)

129. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess (Uh-huh. All my things say "Daughter of Zeus")

130. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (Duh. *nods and smiles at the computer*)

131. You own every single book (Nope. Wish I did though.)

132. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (WTF, no. It's long enough. I ADDED THE NUMBERS!)

133. You call yourself a demigod (And convinced Tannis IWASone.)

134. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page ofThe Lightning Theiftold the truth, and the PJO series is real (IT IS DORKS! LOL)

135. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (Yes, I prayed to my dad. He recommended Athena.)

136. Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. (I have called him "satyr." I have called him "elf." I have called him "Malfoy." And those of you who have read Harry Potter know that the last one IS NO COMPLIMENT!)

137. You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know. (WHY CAN'T SHE HELP ME?! WHYYYYYY?!?!)

Andthatshow you know yourobsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS:Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS:Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS:Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS:Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS:Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS:Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love thencopy this into your profile.

Today I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her "What is a nerd?". She said "It's someone who knows things." I asked her how that is an insult. She's still confused. I win.

Shit happens...put it in a bag and set it on fire.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOURE AGAINST JUDGEMENT

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (... -_-)
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (witch of Hogwarts and proud of it! xD)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (sometimes)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism repost this.95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out tHE BOOK DIDNT TELL ME TO PUT THE LID ON!!!!
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails yEAH AND MY SISTER DINT HELP ME
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it WHEN I WAS 5 WHILE EATING AN APPLE, IT WAS A FOLDUP CHAIR AND IT SNAPPED UP WHILE I WAS LEANING BACK IT HURT!!!
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking YUP IN CABELLAS THEN THIS GUY STEPPED IN IT
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking HAPPENS DAILY
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand !
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull YUP
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push YUP AGAIN
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (it was an orange) :)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (gahh i called one mom once)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (i wuz just running)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (yes... english class... i named it scmuel)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (four wheeler)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (yesss)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan :(
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property (furniture store pretending to be a multi racial gay couple wit my friends)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (church...)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (i am not that stupid!)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Corrected s
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (they dared me too!!)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (thats just plain wrongg)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (ummm for field day but does that count?)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Oh Jesus Christmas that many!!! that is super depressing.

The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen)

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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