AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

The math was simple: Him plus Her equaled a genius marriage. It's really a pity he forgot to mention it. Kakasaku Complete with Epilogue!

What is happening backstage, offscreen, behind the main action of the story? These are the scenes that we know MUST have happened.

AU. In battling and defeating Kyuubi No Kitsune, the sealing jutsu unexpectedly sealed away Yondaime Hokage into Naruto. What will life for Naruto be like now that Yondaime is sealed away into him?

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Malik/Altaïr. Sometimes the time it takes to arrive at your destination is what makes the achievement so much sweeter. The Assassins' story, from beginning to end. Maltair, Altmal

Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.

A certain pink-haired medic-nin finds herself stuck in an alternate reality where the bad are good, the good are bad and Naruto is the one after the Kyuubi. The world is sinking into the depths of darkness… until she arrives as new form of hope.

Series of one-shots centered around one Haruno Sakura. Stories about love, triumph, friendship, and endless humor abound. Story Two: Sakura and the rest of the group finally decide to explain all and answer the hate.

It's hard to say when it all began. KakaSaku. Now a two-shot!

You can wrap a girl in a Legion flag, but you'll never make her love you.

Following the events of The Avengers, Loki is placed into Thor's care. *COMPLETE*

A genetically spliced human-dog Courier from Vault 63 tries her best not to die. M for swearin' and sexin' and drinkin'.

Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran: an exploration of their relationship and characters. Not set in relation to "The Reichenbach Fall," so no spoilers or anything. Not fluff, not quite angst. But with Moriarty, is there even a distinction?

When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.

Sebastian just keeps missing the point of phone sex. Moriarty/Moran, warnings for language and violence.

Fenris lost his lover once before due to his own inaction. Will he be strong enough to protect her from sharing his own fate? Rated M for later chapters! Fenris/Hawke, Sebastian/Hawke, AU

Isabela flirts with Hawke, and Anders' long-held self-control finally snaps. Rated M for smut and language.

"I dream of days where we could have met in simpler times." Ulfric/Dragonborn

Vilkas was crushed when he discovered the harsh truth that accompanied his Lycanthropy. Now, he desperately struggles with the beast blood boiling in his veins and the promise of Sovrngarde hovering in the mists of the future.- Vilkas x Dragonborn.

Series of unconnected KakaSaku one shots and drabbles of various ratings. Please check the chapter titles for each post for ratings.

Stupidity. That's what you need to know about this. Courtesy of the prompt on Falloutkinkmeme: "I want outtakes courtesy of the V.A.T.S camera-man. I want these outtakes to be scenes or simply quotes from funny movies."

Moriarty/Moran. A bit on their living situation. Things get off to a rough start. Violence, and M/M in the second half.

Boone accidentally: A Love Story about glitches. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme

She is a saint, and he is anything but. He still longs to be loved by her. Vulpes/F!Courier, slight Boone/F!Courier. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme.

The Prince of Starkhaven could never let such a trespass - or the Champion of Kirkwall - go unpunished. But what price can a Prince pay for both revenge and love? Post game. Sebastian x Hawke, & an ensemble cast!

Where he was dark, she was fair. Where he was unsure, she was certain. Where he was the villain, she was the hero. But they were both heroes, weren't they? He of River Dane, and she of Ferelden. The love story of the reluctant Wardens. Mature themes.

Beatty attempts to remind Montag of what's important in their society... Montag/Beatty, Yaoi

"True to Caesar" becomes something more than Vulpes intended. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme. Dubcon, m/m

Merrill through the looking glass. She watches her companions from a hidden room with many windows. She spies on their dreams. A Dragon Age one shot, Merrill POV.

AU. Sequel to 'Such Great Heights.' Anders and Marian Hawke grew up as siblings. But there's so much more to their relationship than that. Follows their lives in Lothering and Kirkwall.

The group tries to escape from The Fort. Not everyone makes it, and Vulpes punishes the Courier once more. Sequel to Profligate, written for the Fallout Kink Meme. Non-con

AU. Anders is never taken by the Templars, but flees to Lothering where he is found and taken in by Malcolm Hawke. He is raised as one of the Hawke children. Anders and Marian are painfully aware of each other. Pseudo-incest. From k-meme.

Boone and Arcade wonder about the Courier who can only remember a divergent past. Written for the Fallout kink meme.

Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris Find it in Russian at /readfic/2628013 - huge love to the talented lenokkk x

After a long night of drinking, a non-romanced Anders must escort a very drunk and very amorous f!Hawke back home - will he remain a perfect gentleman, or will Hawke's advances be too much to resist? Oneshot.

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

"Do you really think you can cheat death with your precious humanity still intact?" he asks. She promises herself that she'll prove him wrong, eventually. Elena/Klaus/Elijah, future!fic.

Hawke hosts a demon to deliver to Merrill in exchange for the returned affections of the Arishok, but as always...things are never so smooth. Rated M for everything that makes Dragon Age 2 M. Arishok/F!Hawke

What is Fenris thinking when he suggests that his love face one of the most feared warriors in all of Thedas in single combat? Response to a kmeme prompt. Fenris/F!Hawke.

After their first meeting, Nathaniel is rather smitten with the Champion of Kirkwall and strikes up correspondence with her. A series of letters between the pair, from the hesitantly affectionate to the steamy, ending with a more substantive postscript.

Kmeme fill. One-sided Fenris/F!Hawke. For the first time, Fenris finds himself desiring a woman.

He resents her, wants her, hates her, needs her. Hawke & Anders, a short, brutal love story. What happens when reality doesn't live up to the fantasies we create for ourselves?

The tale Varric told the Seekers wasn't the end of their story. From Orlais to Antiva, the high seas to an isolated farm, Hawke has a long way left to go. One can only hope the goats survive her passage. Hawke/Varric, past Hawke/Anders and Hawke/Fenris.

In the scorching heat of the Mojave Wasteland, Lucielle is finding out how easy it is to get burned. Easier still, when you're carrying a torch for a certain sniper. A series of F!Courier x Boone oneshots. Chapter 6 added!

A Zevran Prompt fill for "Loyalty".

She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura

Sherlock and John have a fight. Rated M for a reason. Written for the Sherlock kink meme on LiveJournal, re-posted here.

"And just what is the plan, Sherlock?" John shouted. "Go to prison? You assaulted a police officer – no court won't convict you." He ran a hand over his face. "What could possibly be worth risking your freedom?"

What constitutes a life when you've just stopped living? Sequel to Remain with me. Much angst. And then smex.

John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...

It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.

Slash. Eames likes Arthur when he's a little rough.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Arthur wants Cobb. Eames wants Arthur. Eames is a forger. It all works out. Slash.

Written for kmeme@Livejournal. f!Tabris can't help but notice the similarities between Alistair and Anders and decides to use the mage to get over the new King. Bitterness and a bit of slapping included, hurrah! Potentially more to be added later.

[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!

When Harbinger takes control of the squad in an attempt to capture Shepard for her genetic material, it ends up giving them a glimpse into a disturbing future, and a Shepard who isn't nearly as perfect as they thought her to be. Spoilers.

For the sake of the Order, Ginny Weasley takes a mission to go back in time to find a Horcrux for Harry. She just never expected to fall in love with a future convicted escaped murderer. And that's just the beginning of the difficult times ahead for her.

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Shepard is a broken woman, and she knows just who to go to for comfort. The only problem is, he is just as shattered as she. Shenko, one shot.

Set in the Beginnings/Losses/Consequences universe. Miranda Cousland is Warden Commander in Amaranthine, but misses her husband Alistair dreadfully. Also, she has a certain apostate admirer to contend with...

ME kink meme fill: Jack's comm unit gets frazzled, so Shepard and Thane have a little fun.

A kakasaku Narutoverse adaptation of the William Shakespeare play "Twelfth Night" for the kakasaku community contest.

Sookie has finally settled into a relationship with Eric; but with the interruption of his maker, the King, her cousin Claude and a whole lot more, Sookie has to decide if it is all worth it in the end. *Spoilers for Dead in the Family Chapter 1

DeidaraXSakura Sakura learns that artists do the most unexpected things. And that they can be nerve racking. Life takes the most unexpected turns, either way is hardship. What a pain. :3 rated T for swearing, gore and adult situations DeiSaku (STORY IS DROPPED, WILL NOT BE RESUMED)

Like any good sequel to a movie based on a theme park ride, this is darker, edgier, and just more pirate-y! Everyone's a bit evil, the CGI is amped up to 11, and the anachronisms and brutal honesty are still intact, amid all kisses of death.

/Main Female Character x Carlos, Main Female Character x Johnny/ The Boss was never known for being the most stable person around, what with all of the drinking and killing, but it got worse after Carlos died.

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.

Just what the title promises, an no-holds-barred parody in which our beloved characters say whatever is on their minds, find themselves using adult language in adult situations, use anachronisms galore, and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out!

KakaSaku smut. Sakura gives Kakashi a surprise physical. Feedback is welcomed.

It’s an accident, an unfortunate coincidence of sorts. LunaDraco.

She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Post-COTBP AU. Elizabeth is impossible.

Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

Neji/Sakura. Sakura’s eyes are green, he realizes. So green.

Zero swore that he would hunt down all the purebloods, including Yuuki, and kill them all. Yuuki promised to keep running. Eventually, Zero realized something. Killing a vampire is kinda hard. CRACK FIC!

Konoha won the war against Sound but now everybody Sakura ever loved is gone, and so she decides that life isn't worth living anymore. Deidara stops her from killing herself and she joins the Akatsuki for just one last adventure. Sakura x Deidara

It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

Fai meets Sakura Kinomoto for the first time. -FaixSakura-hime-

While male shinobi usually summon a few shadow clones for a little personal time, kunoichi, the more intelligent of the two, have genjutsu… and they know exactly how to use it. Kaka/Saku/Bushin/Yama/Kaka/Gen

Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.

Persistence, Petulance, and Versatility. How they all came together and fell apart. DeiSakuLee.

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

It turns him on when she cries. DeiSaku.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.

Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak

PeinHidan. “Who’s your God?” Hidan let out a curse and moaned. The man above him regarded him coolly. “I’ll tell ya one thing,” Hidan snarled. “It ain’t you.” rated for language and sexual stuff.

Hermione was taken by Death Eaters and given to Lucius as a slave. What will become of her as she dabbles in the dark arts and Lord Voldemort as well? Will she save the world? Will she even want to? HermioneLucius and HermioneTom

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

.completed. It wasn’t “Sasuke-kun I love you!” anymore. Now, to his brutally bruised ego, he would have to hear her say “Sasuke, I love him.”…. SasuSakuIta. Explicit, mature, psychotic themes. You are warned.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku

Sakura's at a hot springs with six hot jounin, but will only Genma appreciate her charms? Shonen ai warning! This is actually a Het fic though.

Neji finds a box.

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.

[Itachi x Sakura] In a battle of deceit and control, Sakura comes on top the first time, but Itachi will not be played as the fool the next time around. Rated for possible upcoming mature themes.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

A little version of Sakura and Sasuke's married life: The day they were married, it rained. It’s what Sakura thinks about as she stares out the window, waiting for him to come home. He is never late. One Shot.

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

[REWRITE]With a devastating memory loss, Sakura returns to Konoha to piece together the remnants of her forgotten past. What she hadn't intended on finding was a lost love she had left behind. A KakaSaku fic.

A one-shot parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upsidedown. Rated M because I like the letter M. Oh yeah, and for some grownup stuff.

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

This is a list of funny things that Dumbledore could say to Harry. My friend Uptight and I wrote them.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)

Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?