Name: You can just call me Muse.
Age: 17 (Sept 13th, 1991)
Loathes: Meat, pillows, mornings, the colour green, snow, rain(It gives me headaches), optimists, boredom, crazy ex's, overprotective fathers, country music,lip gloss, my hunk of rubbish car, my lap top and dessert smelling perfume...I could go on forever, why dont I just stop here since I"m to lazy to right out all that I hate in a list that no one will end up reading anyhow.
Loves:Sweet food(candy and stuff. Yet it /never/ gets to me.), coffee, Music, my Les Paul, shoes, clothes, eyeliner, my smokes, Nightmare Before Christmas, marshmallows(special weakness), Books(BIG surprise), and the colour black.

And that's about all I'm willing to relay to you!

As for my writing, if it isn't apparant already, I write slash, mostly male but you get the point. Don't like it, don't read it so I don't have to listen to your petty complaints.

Pairings Loved

~ Sirius/James (Their love is so canon, even if it's not. Sure Remus/Sirius is cute, but everyone knows James and Sirus have the real stuff. Not to mention it's totally hawt.)
~ Sirius/Remus ( Everyone knows Sirius is only with Remus because James is STUPID and gone off to have boring hetero sex with Lily. Cute pairing though. =D Very smexy.)
~Harry/Draco (This pairing is so impossible, it works. Very hot. Lots of angry sex. xD)
~Harry/Ron (Oh you just know they've got something going on. So cute. Love this pairing.)
~Ginny/Hermione (Well damn, if Ron and Harry are off having fun, then Ginny and Hermione can do the same.)

Pairings Hated

~Anything remotely Twilight related. God I hate that book, it should be burned, every last copy, just like I wish I could burn it from my memory.
~Harry/Ginny (Just...ew...)
~James/Lily (Harry was totally an accident due to a fight between Sirus and James and Jamie-boy got all drunk and depressed and shagged Lily. Sirius was horrified, come to think of it James probably was too
But he is a gentleman and had to marry Lily and then wouldn't cheat on her and Sirius pined quietly)
~Draco or Harry/Hermione (Hermione and Ron I can deal with...but those two with Hermione...no.)~Harry/Snape (retches)
~Peter/Anyone (I hate the bugger, end of story.)

The list probably gets longer, both of them, I'm just too lazy to type 'em all up. xD

Top Ten Favourite HP Characters
1- Sirius Black (Two words. Sex Personified. xD)
2- James Potter (He's a hawt chaser, gotta love him. Plus he's ol' Padfoot's shag buddy, everyone knows that.)
3- Remus Lupin (He's just so cute! But like...sexy at the same time. Can't you tell I just love the Marauders?)
4- Harry Potter (Aww c'mon, he's so cute. Specially sub-Harry.)
5- Draco Malfoy (He's a fuggin' ponce and you lot know it. And he's totally jonesin' for some Potter arse.)
6- Hermione Granger (For the same reasons I love Remsicle up there, 'cos she's clever and hot.)
7- Luna Lovegood (She's hot...in an odd way, but hot all the same. )
8- Nymphadora Tonks (Yes, you've gotta lover her. She's awesome. I mean, she can fucking change her face!)
9- Fred and George Weasley (Gotta love the twincest possiblities there.)
10- Ron Weasley (He's totally got Harry jonesin' for him. =D)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I've seen this poem around, y'know, for people who are against homophobia. I'm proudly bi, and support gay rights to the fullest.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (So I read and write/read it, no watching, and I am a bit of a perv…but…so?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I, Muse, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

Found this on a whole bunch of profiles, and I'm stealing it!
1. Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters
1) Ron Weasley 2) James Potter 3) Teddy Lupin 4) Luna Lovegood 5) Draco Malfoy 6) Scorpius Malfoy 7) Remus Lupin 8) Albus P. 9) Harry Potter 10) James Potter Jr. or whatever.11) Hermione Granger 12) Sirius Black

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Scorpius/Hermione. No…that’s against the law I think. xD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luna? Sure, she’s hot. In an odd way…like I said. Mm…yeah.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirius got Albus pregnant? Hrm,….well, two things wrong there. They’re both guys…and that’s against the law. XD Though Sirius might shag Al just ‘cos he looks like ol’ Prongsie.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any?
What a dumb question. ‘Course I do! Lemme see….Anything by Cheryl Dyson….erm…yeah, that’s all I can think of for now.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
James/Scorpius? Nope. Jamesie boy is for Sirius and Sirius only. And again that’s like…pedophile.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Draco/Harry! Did you even have to ask?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Remsicle walked in on James and Sirus shagging like rabbits? He’d be all like…”WTF?…Can I join?” xD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
James is snooping around, trying to figure out if lil’ Al is gay for Score. He enlists Teddy to help him out…Their plan? Act like a couple to get Al to own up.
That was shit….xD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Erm…no. Illegal. Again.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sirius/Remus?
“Prongs is gone and you’re the next best thing’-shrugs- I dunno.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Luna deflower Ron? Hrm…
Ron is moping around the corridor one day, and Luna happens to notice. Ron’s reason for being upset? He’s seventeen and a fucking virgin. Luna goes into this cock and bull story about how it’s some sort of mythical sex bugs’ fault, and that she knows just how to get rid of it. ‘Magical’ toys involved!
Damn…that was shit too. xP

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Remus slash? Are you kidding?! ‘Course they do!13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No….I’m not sure…

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Erm…no.

15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Erm…I would…if you gave me some strong coffee and a bit o’ speed. xD

16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
James? Haha…’Oh fuck Teddy there, right there!’ or something along those lines…I have no clue. xD

17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Al? Hrm….’Addicted’ Saving Abel. About Score and Al, of course. ‘Cos I’m a weird porn fan.

18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Score/Ron/Sirius…Erm…Seriously fucked up slash threesome here! CRACK.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
James Jr. On his granddad? “Forget about ol’ Pads for a bit…it’d be like fucking a younger version of you!’Ew…

20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Draco? This morning? Yeah, love him. Not as much as Siri…but still.

21) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Score? Hrm…Biting. That’s lame, but true. He could get off just littering Al’s neck with hickies.

22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Yes. Drunk…and only ‘cos he dated Ginny and she has a thing for Ginny. Don’t ask how that works, it just does!

23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Remus, hands down. Teddy is his kid, younger, more like Tonks. Plus with Remsicle being a were-wolf and all….

24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Ron and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with Luna. Ron, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hermione and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius(’cos Sirius totally LOVES James), then follows the wise advice of Draco Malfoy and finds true love with Remus.
‘Scars in the Making’
Sounds corny….

25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Remus/Albus P. WTF?

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE!
You know you're in Sirius Denial too love. 'No' you say? Well, that's why it's called Denial. Copy and Paste if you're not in Denial about being in Sirius Denial!