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 well about me... Favorite books: Warriors (duh) Clique and Princess Diaries (trust me WAY better than the movies) Favorite Movies: The Parent Trap, Pirates of the Carribean 3 and A Cinderella Story, Leaglly Blonde (BOTH roack yay) TV shows: American Idol, Drake and Josh, Wizards of Waverly place Bands/singers: Rhianna, Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift Song im listning to: Disturbia- Rhianna Future carrer: Actress Hobby things: Singing Shopping Acting (duh) and Reading (again duh) Fav subject: English(duh) and Drama(duh) and lunch (duh) My wickedly awesome list of wickedly awesome book characters.. actually they are real there just isnt proof... poo O YA 1. Squirrelflight... HELLO THE USERNAMEEE 2. Brambleclaw HE IS MINEEEEEEEEE U CANT HAVE HIMMMMMMMM 3. Massie Block 4. Claire Lyons 5. Tigerstar EVIL PEOPLE RULE!! 6. FireHEART FireSTAR needs to die in a burning hole... he got stupid... 6.5 Edward Cullen (that wuz for my bestie U ROCK) 7. Tawnypelt 8. Feathertail :-( 9. Dawnfur (muh warrior name) 10. Sabertooth or Lightsaber as I like to call her heh heh (muh bestie) If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hate Ashfur with all your heart copy and paste this into your profile. (YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HE DIEDDDDDDDDDDDDD) If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan, put this in your profile. If you think SquirrelBramble is THEE most awesome pairing in the WARRIORS series, put this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightisawesome If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy, paste this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Squirrelflightisawesome Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy, paste this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn, KaidaWolfe Squirrelflightisawesome If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy this and paste it onto your profile. If your sibling it totaly annoying and you can't stand them, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Squirrelflightisawesome If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Squirrelflightisawesome Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Squirrelflightisawesome If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Add your name to the list. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Squirrelflightisawesome If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Squirrelflightisawesome If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal, copy and paste this into your profile. Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and ticlking me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Squirrelflightisawesome If you think Crowfeather's a stupid furball for betraying Leafpool, then copy and paste this into your profile. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Squirrelflightisawesome If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that if Socks and Ruby hadn't bullied Scourge he would have been nice copy and paste this too your file If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Snowfeather,Hollyleaf, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightisawesome If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate it when people swear on their profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (V) 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Ifyou've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P If you have ever run into a tree, C&P If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!" Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile. I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it "The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile If you think your gangster for carrying squirt guns. Copy and paste and add somewhere in your profile " I'm so gangster cause I carry squirt If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to have a house full of cats copy and paste this into your profile If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile If you wish to be Brambleclaw's mate heh heh heh or Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don't have a fricken globe. 2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Warriors: Twilight Tendrils 3. What can you hear right now? Ladies Choice from Hairspray 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. kk Me: HEY BOB LONG TIME NO SEE Bob (my wicked awesome chihuahua.. inside joke): EL COOKARACA Me: random... 5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? no tv in here :-( 6. Type your name with your elbow. xasjukigtfrdfr.lg,khnbnhyiodssededrsaklio mder wow... 7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? idk 8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? my wall 9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? ... Squirreflight and not just cuz shes awesome.. YAYY ID BE BRAMBLECLAWS MATE dances like a mad... woman If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Daisy in warriors should just shove off, copy this onto your profile. If you are extremely clumsy, join the club and copy this onto your profile. If you think that Spiderleg deserves a million times better than Daisy, copy this onto your profile. If you love warriors, copy this onto your profile. If you think that elves are the coolest, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Daisy shud get a life, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Shrewpaw(the one who was killed by a monster) and Smokepaw (the one who fell down the gap) in the new prophecy should have lived, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over thin air, copy and paste this onto you profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is) Anyway, SETH TIS BE MIIIIIIINE!! Actually, I'm sharing him with a friend, BUT I'M NOT SHARING HIM WITH YOU!), Featheredwing (Jacob Black and Murtaghxxx) Squirrelflightisawesome (Brambleclaw is MINEEEEEEEEEEEE U CANNOT HAVE HIM EVURRRRRRRRR) (\_/) If you think that Taylor Lautner is fitt, copy this onto your profile. If you think Daisy should burn in Hellclan along with Princess, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!)Featheredwing (I can't not fall up stairs.) Squirrelflightisawesome For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you trip on a blade of grass and fall flat on your face and get back up again, only to trip on the same blade of grass again and laugh your head off. Crazy is when you spend an entire day pretending to be a cat and not saying a single word in human. Crazy is when you are obsessed with either chickens or chickens taking over the world! Crazy is when you wish you could disappear into a book, just to get away from the stress of school and exams and especially Gym. Crazy is when people start giving you wierd looks. Crazy is when you are crazy. Crazy is when you ask people random questions on yahoo answeres like "can i borrow your butt".If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.you If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, Icethroat21, HiddenMusic, catatheart, Wildstalker13, Squirrelflightisawesome If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, Icethroat21, HiddenMusic, catatheart, Wildstalker13, Squirrelflightisawesome CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, HiddenMusic (how dare I be allergic to them!), catatheart(I LOVE MY CAT!), Wildstalker13, Squirrelflightisawesome If you think Jaypaw is more grumpy than the elders some days, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Commander Gecko S. (((Okay, so I was listening to T.V, but I was also surfing the web, too. It /is/ fun. :) ))) Snowfeather ((((I've also done it while eating cereal in the morning...It was awesome!!)))) Cloudstar11 ((((( I've typed on the computer and watched t.v at the same time like now.))))), Icethroat21 (((((WALAH!!))))), HiddenMusic (who dosen't do it?), catatheart(It's too addictive!), Wildstalker13 (that's what I call multitasking! :)) Squirrelflight is awesome (ive done all that AND listened to music WUT NOW?!) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. And now, here's all the random stuff: 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Catizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Pink kitty 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Addcaray 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Banana Make Out The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hope Squirrelflight gains world domination, copy and paste this to your profile. Girls One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. Think about it...It's illegal to kill people, right? well, think about what you're doing with aboirtion... Say it aloud...you're killing someone. It's wrong and should be illegal. If you don't want the baby put it up for adoption. Ppl I CRIED when I read this... I hate abortion it sucks... If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS, SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING??: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Freak this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. Friends & Best Friends FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (AHH THEY'RE TOO LOUD! WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUITE!!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile! If you ever fell of a chair backwards copy this in yout profile. If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile. 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If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile. If you argue with your self and are constanly pretending to be on the phone (putting your hand to your ear, etc.) not realizing that you look stupider then just talking to your self copy and paste this on your profile. If you think you were switched at birth because you have special powers (Seeing the future, feeling emotions, hearing thoughts, etc.) and/or because your parents are totally geeks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in you profile! If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile. If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile. If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile. If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Stupid Labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On some brown sugar packets: "Contains brown sugar." (No really, of course it's not brown sugar. It just looks like brown sugar. If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile. (sorry Squirrelflight...) My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to 10. Only in America...do they have Things to Ponder: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop hatin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have slanty eyes. If you believe Firestar is Mr. Purrfect and should go back to his pre-Firestar ways, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Feathertail1021, Littlewhisker Commander Gecko S. and Cats., Cloudstar11, Icethroat21 ((totally)), HiddenMusic, catatheart(Snadstorm, he doesn't fight anyone because blood cannot be shed), AliceDaSpaz (Yeah, he's too uptight now, but I still love him and will cry when he dies), Wildstalker13,Squirrelflight(AUGH I HATE HIM NOW!!) I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Squirrelflight 2. Brambleclaw 3. Tigerstar 4. Spongebpb 5. Massie Block 6. Claire Lyons 7. Leafpool 8. Alicia Riveara 9. Dylan Marvill 10. Kristen Gregory 11.Firestar 12. Tawypelt 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? no. that would be too insane for human eyes 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ok no... hes gay... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That would be gay. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? no 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? no i cant picture that even if they were both the same species 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? neither... theire both gay 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? OH MY STARCLAN!! She would tell Squirrelflight and they would both go to live with thier daddy for the rest of eternity 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. O.o yeah that works 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? no. just no 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. sorry i have title block 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Uh, noo... 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? yesah 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? yesh 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? hmm i really dont know 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? insane randomness 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? never 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Squirrelflight and Leafpool are in a happy relationship until Dylan runs off with Spongebob. Squirrelflight, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Firestar and a brief unhappy affair with Tawnypelt, then follows the wise advice of Massie and finds true love with Tigerstar That was disturbing What title would you give this fic? Random Character Gay Thingie 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I would scream Yeah! Time for Copy and Paste ／l、
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profileIf you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you want to learn another language, copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marikunana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being you unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would (but not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Flame Vixen, Mending Hearts and Feelings, Stardream's Legacy, Squirrelflightisawesome Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile. (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, Even when you can't see him, God is there! Believe! If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think SquirrelXBramble is THE most awesome pairing in the WARIIORS series, put this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. ~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~ this is bunny copy and paste him into your profile to help him gain world domination If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, .T-Roxie-I, Summerstream13, Stardream's Legacy,Squirrelflightisawesome If you have read every single warrior book ever made, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe we lost Firestar to a prick of a tom cat leader, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as I cried and so can you Survery Time 1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? i cant remember. Darn ADHD 2.What's the last thing you ate/drank? icecream 3.What was the last thing you thought? Aw, that was so sad. 4.What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW? nothing 5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.no thank you 6.Find a book.What book? Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Warriors:Midnight- doing 7.If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Squirrelflight 8.Type your name with your elbow. squirrelflikghtgisawesome 9.Type your name with your nose.squirrelofighytisaweswome 10. Type your name with a pen... without looking. squirrelflihghtiawesir 11.Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. open your eyes. Whats the first things you see? my makeup bag 12. Find a globe. spin it. What does it say? dont have a globe 13.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of? idk Get the book nearest to you, open to page 20, and write the first line. Look down on the Clan Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile. If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU. 1. Kissed someone? no 2. Sang? yesh 3. Been hugged: 4. Felt stupid: 5. Missed someone: 6. Danced Crazy? yes 7. Gotten your hair cut? 8. Cried: 9. been kissed: Random Survey Yay! What is the wackiest thing on earth? QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!! What pisses you off? Favorite thing to do? Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher. oh gosh i have the weirdest teachers... How many male friends do you have? Do you want a boyfriend? LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! OMGNESS Who are your favorite horror movie characters? What is twisted? Do you believe in magic? How many books have you read? What gives you nightmares? What is the weirdest dream you ever had? If you dance copy and paste this on your profile If you rock copy and paste this on your profile If you wish you could meet the jonas brothers copy and paste this on your profile If you're in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. you're crazy and you know it, copy and paste this... 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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile (brambleclaw no duh) If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (¸.•´ (¸.•´ If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. 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