The faster you go, the faster you burn out. But he's not slowing down for anything. Cougar centric.

All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.

Something has happened to Arthur, and the Guide is a little sketchy about what to do with him. Will Ford and Zaphod work out the solution? Very slight, early stage, fairly fluffy FordArthur oneshot. Please ensure my personal wellbeing, please read and rev

answering machine randomness please R&R updated Mar. 9

Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth, and a dress. Need I say anything else? [rated PG13 for crossdressing and innuendo]

A repost. Explaination inside. Ryuhou has hurt Mimori before but this time, it is too much and she runs off alone. Cougar goes after her. Will he be able to find her? Will she want to return or go home?

Updated 011706! After Cougar rescues Mimori from Jigmar's hidden cell he discovers that she's changed dramatically. Can he discover the truth behind her imprisonment and help her heal from her unspoken torment? Mature audiences only.

Cougar takes Mimori to watch Ryuhou fighting. Alternate ending to the scene. [Cougar x Mimori]

My first humor fic! Yeah, I am a hopeless romantic in case you didn't already know. It is a show for the kiddies starring who else? Why Legato Bluesummers of course! Legato talks about his favorite poems and poets with the children. R&R Please!

Zack's plans always result in two or more people being in compromising positions. Only this time, nobody expected it to be these two people. [preNibelheim, shounen ai, SxC, Reno being a brat]

George Weasley decides to hurry along the TonksxRemus relationship a bit, but things go wrong... Takes place during Ootp. George's PoV. SLASH, FredxSirius.

Sweet like your mouth. [SvenTrain]

It is time for Tsukasa vs. Tsukasa! Can you figure out what's going on? Log on to one of the strangest, yet compelling, .hack stories to come along in a while!

Mimori came to the Lost Grounds to be with Ryuho, but a girl can only take so much rejection. Maybe Cougar can be there to help her get through it. CougarMimori oneshot.

Reno insaness! He's sick and later loses 1,000,000 gil! Rufus might have puppies! Tseng is starting to get stressed and snaps. Reno tries to teach Rude what it takes to have a date. Elena gets kidnapped, & more! No pairings, just random insaness! [ON HOLD

Why you shouldn't go into convenience stores at night...you'll get more than you pay for! Reffie interaction abounds!

A parody of "Ironman" by Black Sabbath about evryone's least favorite ShinRa exec., Heiddeger.

This is a song fic, w Dib rockin' out to Slipknot's Duality. A must read for Dib-Fangirls. I think he's sexy, so I put down the genre as romance, but it's funny too. (R&R)

Erm, C'mon the title explains it all mostly, except for the action twist just read XX

Just what it says, Legato hosts Blue's Clues. Rated PG just in case

Midvalley and Legato playing hopscotch, Knives trying to look down Dominiques shirt, Zazie has gone gangster, Meryl is trying to molest are bishounens, and Wolfwood and Vash just can't seem to decide...who's going to be on top? What's really going on?

Heaven doesn't want him. Neither does hell.

Sephiroth and Cloud doing...something. Rating because it's a bit on the queerish side. Quite funny though.

What would Aerith write in her diary? What comments would Sephiroth make? Find out here! One shot, very short fic. If you are an Aerith fan, I implore you, do not read this fic. Eeeeheeheheeeheeehee!

A collection of random idiotic stories. Non-consistent. Get ready for weirdness! Ch8: History. Personally, my worst subject. Can it be fun? Yes! As long as the K-gumi is invited! Ch. 9: The strangest relationships ever! Who IS your Daddy?

Carradine. Gallows Carradine. The cast of the first 3 Wild ARMs and TV band together for the ultimate James Bond spoof as agent 003 Gallows Carradine must stop the evil agency P.R.O.P.H.E.T! Can 003 save Filgaia? RR!

The stars of common commercials are replaced by the YYH characters. Chaos breaks out (this IS a humor story...)! Crazy appearance of Youko! Sorry for any OOC!

Enkai writes 5 words, Kata writes 5 words, Enkai writes 5 words, Kata writes 5 words... oh boy this one makes NO SENSE!

Through Janus's POV. Not sure if it'll be a full fledged yaoi. Some hints for now. Read, Review and enjoy.

Siegfried’s loveless. And what’s more, he’s a virgin! Which of the SC2 characters will win dear Siggy’s heart (and innocence)? (For all you whiners out there... there is SLASH within... now shut up and stop complaining.)

In a time where it was a commonplace to see a knight walking through the streets, there lived an assassin...

Taichi and Yamato are posing as a gay couple from the 90's for their school spirit day, "Time Travlin Thursday". But are they REALLY posing? Since their doing an AWFUL good job...

Knives decides Legato is gonna gain weight sooner or later so he puts him on a diet. No sweets, no hot dogs, no nothing. Will he go crazy? Or just die of embarrassment…

Fuzzy Pink Bunnies...Tweeting Birds...Go rampid on Legato...oh and all the Gung-Ho-Gun rules and regulations...Never Break Them...Read This And See Why...Mwa Ha Ha...

Reno has his own fortune telling business. By using his magic Pokemon cards, he can tell the future!... to a certain extent...

Luzzu learns that Tidus is the person who tells Gatta to go to the frontlines. Oops... :x

Yaoi hintings... and some violence... Other than that, this is just fun! ^^ Don't ask, I'm weird... and stuff. o_O;

Chapter 3 finally uploaded! I've had it on my hard drive since June, but I forgot about it. This contains a toe rant, Vash getting hit in the head with a rock, a Batman vs. Superman debate, and a quote from Marvin the Paranoid Android in the authors not

this fic is about legato. yes legato. you may have heard rumors about this being about flaming cows... but no. it's about legato.

Kefka lives in his tower, with the rest of the world at his feets, but mad and lonley.

An essay for highschool english I passed off in, I believe somewhere around 10th grade. About Kefka Palazzo. Yes, I know. I know, it's sickening. Okay, more like 12th grade.