Name: I'm Destiny

Favorite movies: Interview with a vampire, Queen of the damned, the matrix, the rocky horror picture show, batman the dark knight, and tuns more I'm too lazy to think of

Favorite TV shows: Teen Titians, Pokemon, Angel, Bones, Animal planet, farscape, lexx, star trek, and more but I'm lazy so, yea.

Favorite bands: Evanescence, linkin park, Apocalyptica, Bon jovi, Breaking benjamin, daughtry, disturbed...

favorite pairings:

Crichton/Aryn

Chiana/Ka'Dargo

Booth/Brennen

Hodgens/angela

If you've realized that, by kicking Zack off and creating five random interchangeable interns, Hart Hanson is being extremely lazy and should just bring Zack back, copy this onto your profile.

If you scream, "ZACK!" whenever he shows up during the theme song, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Sweets would just break down and admit that Zack is innocent, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Hart Hanson would finally wake up and realize that the quality of Bones has decreased since he kicked Zack off, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say PULP FICTION
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favourite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that Data Soong is hot or even sexy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Lt. Commander Data is THE best character on "Star Trek: The Next Generation," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who, when she first saw Star Trek: TNG, wasn't thinking about the action scenes and was instead thinking about how hot Data was, copy and paste this into your profile.

Every girl has a Lt. Commander Data waiting for her somewhere. If you believe that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate really obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died, copy this into your profile.

If you read other peoples profile to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you bites, copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy this into your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS ON YOUR BLOG

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste it into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

If you think MI 2 shouldn't be a prequel, but a story about Randall returning to Monstropolis and turning good, copy and paste this in your profile. LEND YOUR SUPPORT FOR RANDALL!!!

If you've ever had your favorite song stuck in your head, and you think, "I GOTTA GET THIS SONG OUTTA MY HEAD!", copy and paste this in your profile.

If after watching the SpongeBob episode, "Earworm", you've sung Musical Doodle and love it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a clear glass door by accident and fell back, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever acidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you horrible at taking direction... copy and paste to your profile...

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. (Um... all the time.)

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (That hurt.)

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. (That's what a pillow's for.)

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell and hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better than Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

Evanescence is the most hard-core metal band on the face of the planet, copy and paste if you agree.

Copy and paste if Pokemon is more emotional and fun then idiotic prejudiced people think so.

Copy and paste if you SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-ULTRA excited for the fifth Pokemon generation!!

Most teenagers this generation have forgotten the days of hard rock and metal. Copy and paste if you are one of the few that hasn't!

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, FieldOfPaperFlowers)

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Gotten from the profile of Syrian Princess

Funny Random things to do on an elevator!! I got this from the profile of Earthen Amity

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU LIVE IN THE YEAR 2008!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

101 Ways To Annoy People (gotten from the profile of Seraph Darkfire )

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside,than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this,you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy,reading,nodding,and of course smiling,that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile,right now - feel free.

Funny things to do in an elvator

Call the pysic hotline from your cellphone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Grimance painfully,ehile smaking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,all of ouy,shut up!"

Stare at another passenger for a while then annouce "I have new socks on."

Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror 'your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Draw a littlesquare on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, 'this is MY personal space!"

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smokong pot.If you're one of the two pwecent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, whysoserious1992,

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, whysoserious1992,

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap.If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't,put this in your profile.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind.Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"Admitting you are weird means you are normal.Saying that you are normal is odd.If you admit that you are weird and like it,copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfiction,copy this into your profile,and add your name to the list: danyan,Zutara Lover,Black'n'red'Butterfly,Enrica,twighlightgirl1918,Just A Little Bit Dramatic,Pirates OWN you,Cripsee,I'll have some stupid cliche',Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge,Dreamer948,Wingsgirl1313,PrettyFanGirl,World Peace, whysoserious1992

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances,or games,and when I do go,I sit in a corner and read a book (usually Harry Potter).I am the girl that people look through when I say something.I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,wrigting,or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.I am the girl that people call weird,and a freak either behind my back or to my face.I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,doesn't care if people call her wierd (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter,who can express herself better with words than actions,who doesn't need a guy to complete her,and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and paste this onto your account,and add your name to the list,if you are anything like me,so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:PrettyFanGirl,World Peace, whysoserious1992,

If you have ever had to move away from a friend,or had a friend move away from you,copy and paste this to your account and add your name to the list:PrettyFanGirl,World Peace, whysoserious1992

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann (pirates of the caribbean) are made for each other and that,no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be,he should never,under any circumstances,be with Elizabeth,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself anf those around you,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests,copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks,copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless,yet you do it anyways,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies,but have no intention of stopping now,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny,Ron/Hermione,Remus/Tonks,shipper and proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the american teens would have a sever emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak,if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?",copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious,snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books,movies,etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry POterr,put this in your profile

Only crazy pepole understand the brilliance of crazy things.If you are crazy and proud of it,put this in your profile.

If you read pepole's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile,copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college.the other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to.If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp charcters are still alive,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.

If you now draw The Jokers symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.

If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If you try to act/dress like The Joker because he is so awesome put this in your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

ATTENTION: ADD IS AUTOMATIC DEATH DISORDER! PASS IT ON!

This is a true story:

She was only 13

: her dad was drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of crap!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse.

If you have one ounce of respect for other human beings post this on your profile.

If you copy and paste so much that you often have to stop and think about

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile!

If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love my own little world, and it grows)

whether or not you already put something on your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you suffer from OCD (obsessive CULLEN disorder), copy and paste this to you profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why would I?)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awful est thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you believe you are genuinally(sp?) in love with 2 or more tvshow/book characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people say that life is good. But life is only good when you get what you want. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you would jump under a speeding train to get a date with any Cullen Boy (Edward, Emmett, or Jasper), copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile

If you think writing fanfiction stories is fun, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've met your non-blood related twin (In resemblance or personality), copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been entertained for over 20 minutes by a spot on the wall, copy this to your profile.

92 percent of statistics are fake. If you've ever made up a percentage just to get your point across, copy this to your profile.

If you get excited when you find money lying on the ground, even pennies, copy this to your profile.

If you watched the same movie every day of life when you were little, copy this to your profile.

If you feel we need to take legal precautions to ensure that no one named George Bush is president ever again, copy this to your profile.

If you think the government is tapping your phone, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

Paste this in your profile if you've ever fallen off a chair backwards.

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yeah, It's called Edward Cullen)

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get super upset and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony (or Bella, but that's another story), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I’m QUIET, so I MUST be a snob.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 4 percent would be in hosipital trying not to breathe. 2 percent would be unsure whether to breathe or not. One percent would be crying over those who died. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the other 1 percent laughing your butt off.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you are wasting your time reading weird, witty, funny things off of someone's crazy profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think those stupid kids need to give the wolf some god damned cookie crisp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were happy when the apple FINALLY got to be in a bowl of APPLE jacks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER had a crush on a cartoon character in the past or present, copy and paste this into your profile, put your penname, who you liked and what show they were from. whysoserious1992, Megavolt from Darkwing Duck; Vampressa, Scooby from Scooby doo;

Favorite quotes

"Why so serious?" - Jokah

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger." - Jokah

"This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object." - Jokah

"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" - Jokah

"hey you listen to me stay sane in insanity"- Columbia

"Don't dream it Be it!" - Frank

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure." - Frank

"Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard!" - Frank

"I made you and I can brake you just the same!" - Frank

"With all my black little heart." - lestat

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me." - morpheus

"Do you think that's air you're breathing now?" - Morpheus

"Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it." - Dr. Evil

"the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding." - Austen Powers

"bacon cook it!" -Flin

"Sing like no ones listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.”- Mark Twain

"Dear Phoebe, If I am dead right now I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Do not cry. I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you will keep me alive...forever. Love, Cole"- cole

"Life isn't about how popular you are... What girl or boy you are dating or who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end all we have is our hearts...and our minds. This is the reason why we sing... this is the reason why we cry... this is why we live." -Andy Biersack