A collection of oneshots exploring different friendships, ideas, sad themes, comical scenarios, and lots and lots of pairings...but mainly Nalu. Chapter 549: Natsu doesn't let the phrase when pigs fly stop him from getting what he wants….

It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.

...And that wasn't because the pillow her nose was incidentally pressed into smelled exactly like Fred. But that was an upside of course. T for an F bomb.

Hermione Granger has some problems. Her boyfriend is ignoring her, her best friend needs things from her that she can't give and she's got a terrible secret. But help and sympathy come from an unexpected source ... HG/DM

Two students, believed to be completely different, are each given a diary. These diaries are magically linked, but they do not know who they are talking to. Could romance bloom, and what will happen when they discover the identity of the other?

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Dumbledore stated that sometimes he thought students were sorted too soon, Minerva McGonagall took this to heart and resubmitted 7th years to be sorted again. What will happen when their world is turned upside down, and where will they find comfort? DMHG

An ongoing collection of drabbles and one-shots based on Draco and Hermione. Various ratings, various lengths, written for various reasons and marked as complete (just because).

/GraLu/ The thing about love is I never saw it coming. You kind of crept up and took me by surprise. And now there's a voice inside my heart that's got me wondering. Is this true? I want to hear it one more time. When you tell me you're in love. Say it again.

It was only his colors she was after. How she ended up with all of him instead is something of a story. Alec/Clary. AU.

They're not good with words, neither of them, but they don't really need them anyway. It's a small gesture but it means a dozen things. I'll be careful. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not leaving you alone in this mess. Bellamy/Clarke.

Bellamy acquires a shadow; Clarke doesn't handle it well. Or four times Mel from factory station couldn't take a hint and one time that she did.

It all started at the seemingly insignificant action of stealing a shirt...Bellarke

"I can't believe they haven't found out about us yet." (Bellarke)

It's late, Clarke's covered in blood, and Bellamy's taking off his shirt. Or, Clarke sleeps in Bellamy's shirt and everyone notices. Bellarke, fluff, oneshot.

For months Hermione has been going behind Ron's back, but with their wedding fast approaching she finally has to choose between her head and her heart - not to mention survive Pansy Parkinson's insane attempts to destroy her life. FredHermioneGeorge.

Their story is kind of like one of those five-act plays that her father loved so much.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

He was watching her again. They all watched her, but something about those dark eyes burning into her figure, made her aware of him. She turned to face him, waiting for him to avert his gaze or flush at being caught, but he didn't. No, Nico di Angelo held her stare and a little smirk played on his lips, as if challenging her. Ava raised a brow and smirked back: challenge accepted.

All was not well for Hermione Jean Granger-Weasley: her life was one misfortune after another. It came back to one man: Voldemort. By using an untested invention at the Ministry of Magic, Hermione takes her life and the lives of those she loves into her own hands to kill Voldemort back in his teenage years. When she arrives in the 1940's, however, all is not as it seems.

The Doctor shows Clara who the boss is once again. More smutty, kinky Whouffle ensues in this sequel to "An Open Door, an Open Mind" - by popular demand!

Hermione/Remus-On any normal day, living under the same roof as six men—two of whom had a penchant for mischief making while the remaining four enjoyed a good joke far beyond the levels of common decency—was perilous enough for Hermione Granger's psyche. April Fool's Day, however, was always another matter entirely.

Remus/Hermione-Hermione wondered if she was possibly making the wrong decision with all of this nonsense. 'Probably,' was the response her rather logical brain replied, 'But you're here now, aren't you? Might as well.' She sometimes wondered at the ineffectual nature of her moral conscience.

Engaged to Draco Malfoy, what happens when Hermione Granger wakes up in the arms of Blaise Zabini with no memory of how she got there? The Imperius Curse makes you do the worst of things. Hermione is about to learn this whether she likes it or not. DM/HG (Ignores HBP and DH)

HermioneRemus-There were moments when she sometimes forgot how to breathe and she occasionally found it necessary to remind herself of the basic principles involved. It was usually most acutely needed when he was in the room, and if she was honest with herself, it was probably because he was in the room. Remus Lupin always made Hermione's breath catch. Always.

Captain Loke loyally guards Princess Lucy, but the King of the Land of Spirits wants her to marry the Prince of Dragons. Can Loke continue to protect Lucy's virtue until the wedding day, or will he give in to emotions they've both been hiding from one another? A medieval AU for LoLu.

WINCEST AHEAD! INCLUDES JEALOUS, TOPPY DEAN! "He wanted to do tequila shots off your ass, man. And you know the real kicker? You didn't seem to mind." Dean flipped open Sam's phone and scrolled through his contacts...*NEW CHAPTER!*

For sixteen years I had grown up without a doubt in my mind of who I was. Hermione Granger, Muggleborn extraordinaire. So it was hardly expected, waking up surrounded by faces that I identified as my enemies, only to be told that I was someone else.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and the gang are back at Hogwarts to redo their final year however, complications are involved Dramione!

Bellatrix tortures Hermione for information when Harry and Ron accidently leave her at Malfoy Manor, and Draco finds her in his dungeons a few days later, blind. What new methods is his aunt trying out, and what did his father do to make her sly away from all human contact? Things can only get more complicated. Set during book 7 and will probably disregard most of it.

Fred strode into the house and stood in the empty kitchen. He could hear someone walking down the stairs. That must be Hermione then. Fred had a couple of hazy, lust filled seconds to decide what exactly he was going to do... Hips. Yellow strings. Ravish. Right.

She didn't belong to him...yet.

A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.

Takes place in '97 - Dean is 18 and Sam is 14. They're on the road with their father. The story falls under the guidelines established in the show except that this story is a Wincest. WARNING: Incestuous slash, demons, lots and LOTS of angst.

When Lucy created the game "The Most Shocking Kiss", this was certainly not the result she was expecting. GrayxNatsu

The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE

Sequel to "Little Red". Edward arrives home to find Jasper having very inappropriate thoughts about Bella.

Edward doesn't want to be without Bella anymore, so he returns to Forks on Halloween night, but what is his reaction when he find Bella doing something with a certain someone that he would have never expected of her. One-shot. Lemon.

COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.

Hermione has an interesting time undreneath the desk of Professor Lupin. Implied threesome.

The lack of sound in the room is something that could be described as silence from an external point of view, but their minds and hearts, although that would be denied by either one of them are racing. sequel to "the Irene Adler Files"

Snape is doing his rounds on the fourth floor when he hears someone calling his name. He follows the sound and is shocked by his discovery. Absolutely not for children. HG/SS. OOC.

Joan Watson just can't seem to catch a break - whether it's fighting with chip and pin machines or racing across London on the word of her sociopath flatmate, she's always right in the middle of the chaos. When Sherlock and her go undercover as a couple to catch a serial killer, things get...interesting. Fem!John.

Through usual mishap, Kagome's been separated from the group. Through unusual circumstance, Sesshomaru has decided to return her. Unless, you know, he kills her first. A long story told in short snippets. Complete.

When the librarian goes head-to-head with the bookworm, who will come out on top? Hermione/Percy!

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.

With Lord Voldemort vanquished, everything was supposed to return to normal - that was what Hermione thought, until a soft whisper coming from the room that should've been destroyed beckoned her curiosity and lured her into finding the answers to the enigmas.

When Hermione is betrayed by senior order members, she cuts all ties with the order. When she is sought out by both sides for help, which will she choose: the side that she should hate, or the side that betrayed her? AU! TRxHG, rating for later chapters.

She pretends to love him for the Order. He pretends to love her for the Dark Lord. Have they deceived everyone, or only themselves? "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before." Mignon McLaughlin. Thank you so much for the support. Please read and review. Complete Dramione.

Happy Valentines day! Clary & Jace have been friends for years, what will happen when one night Clary gets locked out of her house? AU - Oneshot - Lemon - Review!

One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

My present to a friend: Lucy takes a bath and ends up in the Spirit World? Merry Christmas, Loke! Rated M for lemon and some mildly offensive language.

After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J

Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.

The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

In the seconds it takes to change everything, we have one moment to make it right. This is that moment. We stand together or everything falls apart. B/G, H/G, R/Hr. Rating is for certain chapters.

Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"

AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Dark eyes. She caught a glimpse of him before she was swallowed by pitch black once more, into a void of darkness... DARK.ONESHOT

Is that Hermione Granger skivving school? A little wind, a little red, and silver eyes that see too much. Hmm, that Draco Malfoy is up to no good. Written for Malfoy Manor's Weekend One Shots

The last day of school, a secret is made on the last train ride home. One Shot.

A case of mistaken identity causes Elena to unknowingly have a VERY intimate moment with the wrong brother...

you can't say you never imagined it would happen... but whatever. Heavily implied... no strongly suggested... well, indirectly anyway... Maka/Stein. Mostly rated for language. Mostly just hinted at so don't get too excited... sorry.

"Speechless," he went on, suddenly looking entranced by her lips. "You're making this too easy, Rose." One-shot, R/S

They had a secret, but will it destroy them if it were ever discovered? Anal, AU/AR, BDSM, Bi, BP, COMPLETE, D/s, Dom, DP, Exhib, F/M/M, Fet, HJ, Humil, Language, M/F, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, SoloF, SoloM, Spank, Voy

Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.

Mr L Malfoy and Miss H Granger give you a crash course on how to relieve boredom during tedious meetings.

Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.

Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.

Hermione just thought she knew Harry Potter. What she witnesses between Harry and Ginny changes her mind.

Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?

Kyōya put his hands around her waist and his nose in her hair, inhaling the scent of a sleeping Haruhi. He was just falling into his own state of blissful sleep when she cleared her throat and said, "just what do you think you're doing, Sempai?"

He always keeps his promises. SessKag Oneshot.

A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.

WINCEST Sam tortures Dean in a diner.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi

The inability to fluster that unreadable face, it tore at them with an almost nagging feeling. What made her so immune when other girls would faint from the sight? The twins play a game with Haruhi, but just how much of it is just a game? HitachinxHaruhi

Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE

Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -

Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN