Sequel up! While running to school, I got hit by a bus, and woke up in, well, you know the drill. I've played Sands of Time before, and I know it pretty well. But now with me in the picture, things are about to get much more hectic in Azad. R&R pweasy!

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Chapter 16 - No matter how hard he tries, Fox can't seem to gather his bearings. The very landscape seems to thirst for his blood, and the twisting advance is beginning to induce something feverish inside of him...

Lead me to Heaven when we die.

A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD

AU. Two strangers are thrown together after playing witness to the murder of someone dear to them, and their troubles don't stop there. As an ominous crime syndicate closes in, it becomes increasingly clear that their only ally is each other. — RoxasKairi

An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

It began as a chance encounter at a teahouse. Madara is upset that he didn't recognize her, and Sakura likes his pretty eyes. May continue. Because there isn't enough MadaSaku in the world

Someone accused me of making a Mary Sue. I'll show them . . . This is pure crack. Feel free to flame it, though if you can't tell it's a joke then I won't really take your opinion very seriously.

Amusing drabbles about our favorite red haired, love-less, stalked by rabies infested fangirls Kazekage. Please Review!

I stared in shock at the scene. My best friend — my only friend — was slumped against a dirty brick wall in an alley. There was just enough light from the full moon to reveal it to me. Something in the pit of my stomach told me exactly what was going on. [AU. Language Warning.]

Kakashi makes a point of not getting involved.

The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]

What Haku really wants to tell you guys. T to be safe, because it's not K. o-O

After a chaotic morning, Snake feels that the day can't get any worse. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the worse when he puts Link behind the wheel of the car.

“In the name of Jashin, I'll *censor* punish you!” Kankuro could only wish this was a dream. Come to think of it, Kakuzu wished it was too. :oneshot of very strong crack:

CRACK Hidan is having cake, but does Kakuzu want some, too? R&R NO FLAMES. M for Hidan's mouth.

Sasuke goes into an odd state of coma, and Sakura is the only one with the skill to get him out of it. By going inside his mind. Can she handle the thoughts and memories that the Uchiha holds?

Deidara has a secret. Sasori finds out and now he is blackmailing then HELL out Deidara.What will happen? What's the secret? Read to find out! Also, only rated M for cussing and suggestive language! Yes, I know, I suck at summaries

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... There was a high school. And at that high school there was a fearsome group of cheerleaders, known only as Akatsuki. AU parody

e-mail, office AU — The staff of the Greil Company didn't get much done on Ike's first day in charge.

Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.

Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

30 Ways To Insure Sure Death At The Hands Of Akimichi Chouji.

30 Ways to drive Shika insane.

30 Ways Of Annoying guaranteed to make Tsunade want to murder you!

Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.

It's been 20 years since the Hands were defeated. Giga Bowser is back, and what's left of the Smashers have to reunite to save the day.

30 Ways to annoy the dog ninja! Title varies.

It's a pretty little eye. KakashiCentric, drabblish. This is what happens when you get a 13 year old high on Pepsi.

50 Ways to Piss off and frighten our favorite Sound Nin...

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.