...stalkers will be promptly tarred and feathered...

I formally announce that eighth grade sucks. And that the school system should seriously consider cutting Health from the Integ Arts schedule.

Send in reviews if you read my fanfics...feedback is my friend.

FAVORITE MOVIES:
Lord of the Rings (I, II, and III)
Ocean's Eleven
Catch me if you can
10 Things I Hate About You
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Italian Job
The Matrix (sadly, I've only seen the first one)

CURRENT FAVORITE BOOK:
Idlewild, by Nick Sagan... one of the the BEST books EVER...I'd want to meet Halloween. I'd date someone like that. :)

I know, I know, The One Deodorant makes NO sense. The point is, it shouldn't. I wrote it simply to bother one of my Legolas-obsessed friends-- I'm trying to slowly bring her to the fact that she'll never get him to marry her short of tying him up... :cough:SOREEN:cough:

I have an account on fictionpress.com- most of my stories are about dead people, go figure. ^^

http://www.fictionpress.com/~wingedassassin

Soreen-- let's see if you remember these:

It's impossible to laugh when...
If only all the dreams of all the girls in America would come true...
Masssster, oh masssster...
USED!!!

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