HAKAI-SAN'S AWKWARD AS HELL PROFILE

Um.. *deep breath* Okay *stands up straight and grins brightly*

Hello! I welcome you Misses, Mister, or Other living life form that has, by some unexpected, some maybe expected, circumstance, brought you to my profile. Now, I am not undeniably sure what I'm supposed to type in here, but in order to keep this from getting anymore awkward I shall try to keep this conversation, if it can be called that, going. Well, I might as well introduce myself to you.

The name's Hakai-san! (You probably already knew that, but who gives a damn?) My age is... between 10-40 years. My gender ends with 'ale'. I would describe myself as... a shy person whom likes little social interaction *cough* Social Anxiety *cough cough* and likes to read books (only if i find them interesting or insightful) as well as FanFiction, of course. I am an ANIME NERD and am open to any suggestions for anime to watch. Feel free to request me some. (aka I'm running out of good ones to watch)

~Is Running out of Things to Say~

Writer? Maybe?

Alright, So I have been debating over whether or not to start writing on here. I have a few OTPs that I would love to write fluffy, little one shots for if I thought up a decent idea. Pffft Hakai-san is a hopeless idiot when it comes to romance~. OI! So I'm not sure if I will write any stories on here. However, I will probably be writing my own original ideas on FictionPress. My account name is the same (Hakai-san). Ha! Hakai is too self conscious to post the things they write~! Dammit Horo-san don't tell them my personal issues! Plus Hakai san is a LAZY PROCRASTINATOR. Isn't that right Hakai-san~? *grins wildly* Well that is true enough. *sigh* Horo-san why don't you just take a little timeout in the deep recesses of my mind. Okay, fine. It is true that I'm a lazy ass procrastinator who never gets anything done, but... I guess I'll try my best. Otherwise the ideas in my mind will build up until my brain explodes, so.. yeah. Time to get your ass in gear Hakai-san. Good luck with that Hakai. I guess I'll support you through this 'I wanna be a writer' phase you seem to be into at the moment. Wow. Horo-san is being nice for once! Shut the hell up and get to writing moron! Hai. Sorry. (._.)

Here are some of my favorite quotes by people as lazy as myself just for funzies~

"I'm not lazy: I have a condition called 'Compulsive Selective Participation'."

"If there was an award for laziness... I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me."

"I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy saving mode."

"Today I'm doing nothing! Cuz I started doing it yesterday, but I haven't finished it yet!"

"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied."

"Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck you up."

"I'm not lazy I just enjoy doing nothing."

"LAZY PEOPLE FACT #357683943910 -You were too lazy to read that number."

"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things." -Lech Walesa

"I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes."

"Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished."

Ha Ha Ha I love those quotes~!

*sighs exasperatedly* I guess this counts as writing something so sadly I can't complain. Even if you did just go on Google and searched for 'Lazy Quotes'. /(-.-)\

Ehhh. So mean Horo-san~! *queue crocodile tears* ( ;~; )