In which Frodo cries, the horses of Middle-earth get revenge, Aragorn guzzles miruvor, Boromir snarks, Glorfindel is hyper, Sam hides in rosebushes, Elrond is threatened with death, and the Nazgul are rather deaf. And to top it off, Frodo Baggins is carrying the One Ring! Valardammit! A parody of FotR.

Having discovered (modern) media, Middle-earth expresses itself quite enthusiastically. Some are more up to date than others, yet even the orcs and gollum learn to appreciate the possibility it gives them - after they've learned to read and write, of course. I would be very pleased if you comment on my story. Ideas how to continue are welcome as well. Have fun!

As Legolas tells about the Elves' longing for the sea in "The two towers", I've written a song of them about their return to Valinor, the Blessed Realm. For all non-German speakers: I'll try and translate this poem into English soon. Have fun!

Eowyn will never look at rivers the same way again.

Eowyn's thoughts as she watches Arwen and Aragorn

Fünf Jahre nach dem Ringkrieg treffen Eowyn und Aragorn wieder zusammen. Beide sind nun verheiratet und glücklich, so scheint es jedenfalls. One Shot AE

The letters of the Fellowship as Aragorn marries Eowyn...and Arwen's response. Legolas Angst!

Was passiert, wenn Legolas auf seinen Streifzügen durch Wald und Flur sich verirrt? g R&R please!