"Read my lips, no new taxes" -Gandhi

I AM THE LLAMA. I AM ALL. I AM NOTHING, YET EVERYTHING. I AM YOUR PLAIN OF EXISTENCE. I AM YOU, I AM ME, I AM EVERYONE. I TRANSCEND TRUE HUMAN EXISTENCE. I AM MERELY A VESSEL FOR THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT. I ENJOY COMIC BOOKS. I LOVE, I AM THE ESSENCE OF LIFE. I. AM. THE. UNCURABLE. LLAMA.

Speeches aside, I joined this website to view and write fan fiction for The Walking Dead, and possibly other fandoms(DC/Nightwing to be specific). I also run a Survivor-Style competition forum, Survivor: Author's Arena.

Real Life Name: Jason

Real Life Description: Brown eyes & hair.

Current Projects on Fanfiction:

1. Survivor(my series) - In progress.

2. Survivor: Malaysia(A forum competition which I host, not associated with my series in any way) - In progress, working on casting contestants.

3. Alone Together(my series) - In progress, should be regularly updating from now on.

Top 3 Favorite Franchises:

1. DC comics

2. Star Wars

3. The Walking Dead

Top 15 Favorite Songs(of all time):

1. Let Her Go - Passenger

2. Keep Your Eyes Open - NEEDTOBREATHE

3. Ride - Lana Del Rey

4. Be Good - Emily Kinney

5. Riptide - Vance Joy(remixed and original versions)

6. Good Life - OneRepublic

7. I Will Exalt - Bethel

8. The Final Countdown - Europe

9. Diamonds - Rihanna(I would add that this song was written by Sia)

10. Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia(also written by Sia)

11. Trojans - Atlas Genius

12. Wild Ones - Flo Rida Ft. Sia

13. Circus - Britney Spears

14. Make Me Fade - Vanic X K.Flay

15. Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey

If you haven't listened to any of these songs, I recommend that you do. You probably haven't heard of most of them. After all, I'm pretty sure only three of the top 10 have been on the billboard top 10.

Top 15 Favorite Artists:

1. Sia

2. Lana Del Rey

3. Zella Day

4. Passenger

5. Ed Sheeran

6. All Sons and Daughters

7. NEEDTOBREATHE

8. Phil Wickham

9. Taylor Swift

10. Katy Perry

11. OneRepublic

12. Demi Lovato

13. Lady Gaga

14. Britney Spears

15. Major Lazer

Top 10 Favorite TV shows(of all time):

1. Star Wars The Clone Wars(R.I.P., first two seasons sucked, following four made it the best series I've ever watched thus far, skip the first two if you decide to watch)

2. Survivor

3. Smallville(R.I.P.)

4. The Walking Dead

5. Arrow

6. Falling Skies(I really recommend watching this)(R.I.P.)

7. Supernatural(would've ranked much higher during its earliest seasons)

8. Young Justice(R.I.P.)

9. Star Wars Rebels

10. The Flash

Top 10 Favorite Fictional Characters(of all time):

1. Dick Grayson/Nightwing - DC Comics

2. Clementine - The Walking Dead(Video Game)

3. Lady Shiva - DC Comics

4. Asajj Ventress - Star Wars

5. The Hulk - Marvel Comics

6. Castiel - Supernatural

7. Carol Peletier - The Walking Dead(TV show)

8. Starfire - DC Comics

9. Cheshire - DC Comics

10. Wonder Woman - DC Comics

Top 7 Favorite Movies:

1. Titanic

2. Jurassic Park

3. Home Alone

4. Stake Land

5. The Road

6. The Babadook

7. Snowpiercer

THE UNCURABLE LLAMA'S FANFICTION HALL OF FAME:

1. FromTheClouds - The very first person I ever subscribed to, and is the author of my current favorite series, Lie Low(a walking dead fanfic). The first person to ever follow one of my stories.

2. FadingFeathers - The creator of the first Roleplaying forum I ever participated in, I really recommend joining. The forum's name is, "The Walking Dead: Extinction is the rule, survival is the exception".

SURVIVOR: AUTHOR'S ARENA - HALL OF FAME:

1. Cowardlygurp - The first Sole Survivor, one of the greatest strategical and physical players to ever compete. Also gave one of the best Final Tribal Council performances I've ever seen, becoming Author's Arena's first winner. He managed to smash through post-merge competition in both of his seasons with ease, leaving several casualties and broken alliances in his wake, becoming a respected and dangerous competitor, making it deep into the game twice.

2. GrabbageTheImmortalChinchilla - Arguably one of the best players to never win(yet), Grabbage invented the unique strategy of putting up a "grammar-nazi" persona as an act to make himself underestimated. Although it got him eliminated early in his first season, he persisted with the act, carrying it over into Malaysia, his second season, where he quickly became a dominant force, controlling the pre-merge game through a cross-tribal alliance known as "the web", all while hiding behind his grammar-nazi act. He was eventually blindsided as the first member of the jury, finally revealing his persona as an act in one of Author's Arena's most memorable moments.

3. Survivor: Malaysia's Fourth Tribal Council - In my opinion, Author's Arena's most memorable tribal council. From Grabbage being finally bested by Cowardlygurp in an epic blindside, to Grabbage finally revealing the truth about himself to his tribe, this council was full of exciting and memorable moments.

People are like slinkies; not really all that useful for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.