Iste Baranduin
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Joined 01-11-04, id: 519470
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Aliases: The Odd One, Mrs. Bloom, Iste Baranduin, K. Turner, Mrs. Aiken, Cowpoke, Merry, Rosemary Brandybuck, Kendall Took, Leggy, Band Nerd, Loser, and Jake Gyllenhaal's self-proclaimed wife (JGSPW)
You may call be any of those.

Race: Anglo. (Wish it was elf)

Likes: Orlando Bloom, Clay Aiken, Hobbits, Band, Jake Gyllenhaal, Lord of the Rings (books and movies), Pirates of the Carribbean, Billy Boyd, American Idol, Lost, Will Estes, Domonic Monaghan, Sean Astin (he has my birthday!), and Elijah Wood.

Hates: Only one thing goes here well... maybe two. Dolphins and Porpoises.

Favorite Colors: Green and Yellow

Currently Studying: The Elvish Language, and a few hotties at school.

Favorite Shows: American Idol, American Dreams, Joan of Arcadia, Teen Titans, Justice League, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Favorite Movies: The Day After Tomorrow, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pirates of the Carribbean, Spiderman(1 and 2), The Bumblebee Flies Anyway, Radio, Hidalgo.

Opinion of Mary Sues(MS), Fluff(F), and Slash(S):

MS: Well, there is a difference between a Mary Sue and a Strong female character, and now days, any story that comes along with a main female character gets proclaimed a 'mary sue'.

F: I'll give you two words; Fluff and Romance. Some would say that all romances are fluff, but not all of them are. There are stories in which fluff and romance don't collide. How I feel about fluff stories: Too Fluffy=Poorly Written

S: Now, here comes the good part where I get to rant and rave about the sickness of slash. Now, I am sick and tired of seeing eight-bajillion Lord of the Rings slash fics! Why must people corrupt the works of Tolkien (god rest his soul)in such a manner? When he wrote those books being 'gay' was simply to be happy and his characters only share profound friendships, not passionate love for eachother!!!

Well, that's me in a nutshell. So... bye!

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Into the Caribbean by RunawayPirate reviews
[REVISING] Alex has a heart for freedom...and Will Turner. But what happens when Will's obvious love, Elizabeth Swann, is kidnapped by pirates? When Alex comes along to save her, she crosses paths with Jack Sparrow, and soon all chaos insues. BETTER SUMMA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,445 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
Pitiful Betrayal by myankletisaribbon reviews
A story about Charlie as he tries to recover from the loss of Claire. But someone's watching him...yeah, bad summary. Chapter six up!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Charlie
Anything by Frannie1 reviews
Pippin and Gandalf have an intimate conversation as they ride to Minas Tirith. Not slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Fade to Black by Orli's Personal Pirate reviews
Kirby is 18, and she died. Instead of going to her afterlife though, she ended up in Middle earth with no memory. Why did she end up there, Will she regain the memories she lost with the help of a new found friend? Not your typical fic
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Legolas
Legolas's Song Attempt reviews
Legolas's entire song from Middle Earth Idol
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2004