My name is not really Ruth Garber Eve.

It is simply a pseudonym. You don't need to know a lot about me,

I will tell you a few simple facts.

I don't think I could live without coffee and cigarettes, especially a 1:30 in the morning.

I own a USA almanac printed in 1996. I know a lot of random facts, especially about presidential whereabouts.

I tend to overthink, irrationally multitask and create phrases that I wish others had said, so I could quote them instead of myself.

"Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln