wouldn't that be smashinghide bio
 well hello there I'm Wouldn't that be smashing lovely to meet you all. I'm just your averege 16 year old whose unhealthily obsessed with Sweeney Todd, Sleppy Hollow or that sort of Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movies. cough but im not crazy or anything shify eyes anyway I'm working on a few projects and this account is rather new so be paitent. I'm terrible at updating, so please refrain from ripping my head off. heh heh. so i guess i should tell you what i do/don't support ok here i go: Sweeney Todd:Todd/Lovett all the way. i despise Lucy! rawr! i just really dislike her character! and no slash for me. i mean, i like slash as much as the next fan-girl, but it sweeney todd universe it just creeps me out to no extent. shudders OK the most annoying thing about Sweeney Todd Fanfiction, is all the bloody OC's. i mean really this is the plot line for the most of them: Sweeney finds girl in assylum/devil's island/street. she also wants revenge on the judge/is going to try to make sweeney change his ways. Mrs. Lovett and Toby magically disapear for no apparent reason. to which Sweeney decides He loves the OC and they run off to live happily ever after. please excuse me while I puke. how unoriginal can we get here people? Blah. OC's suck the fun out of fanfiction. yes...yes they do. But i also hate fanfics where sweeney todd turns back into benjaman barker or all of a sudden he professes his love to Mrs. Lovett. um...no. the reason people love Sweeenet is because of the dark side of 'romance' if we could even call it that. you know what i mean anyway. Constantione: Constantine/Angela! No chastine! BLAH! One piece: : Zoro/Nami, or Luffy/Nami, Franky/Robin Naruto: NaruSasu, TemaShika, NejiHinata, ItachiSasuke, SasoriDeidara Fruits Basket: KurenoArisa is my FAV! and of course canon pairings D.Grey Man: Lenalee/allen Sleppy Hollow: well since there arent many fanfics for Sleepy Hollow i cant really bash anyone. but I'm a supporter of Ichabod/Katrina. and same pricipal with ST. I despise OC's. End of Story. Hellsing: Seras/Alucard all the way baby! down with Integra! Breakfast Club: original pairings. Any Manga category: slash accepted here! hoo-rah!! love that yaoi! |
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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. After narrowly escaping the clutches of the T-1000, Cameron meets an ancestor and performs a makeover.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 109 - Words: 445,812 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/5/2008
All the Difference by Nijaded reviews
Nellie Lovett wouldn't die, and Sweeney Todd couldn't kill her. They ascended from the bake house alive, but would soon find the nightmares were just beginning. Attend the Second Tale of Sweeney Todd and his new life; with Nellie Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,485 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Kidney Pie by Obscure Bird reviews
Todd and Lovett's plans for revenge and romance get a bit more complicated as Jack the Ripper takes a stab at the ladies of Fleet Street. Because after all, the best way to a woman's heart is to shove the entrails out of the way and reach up under the rib cage...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/31/2008
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Hell Bound by Tallica86 reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovetts crimes are unveiled,but they are saved from the gallows by Johannas testimony.As alternative punishment,the pair is sent to Devils Island where they will learn that fates worse than death exist.ToddLovett,M rating later.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,191 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/17/2008
Rules by Arakanga reviews
The story is being edited. Rating between T-M. Fallen angel, mutated and risen by Mammon again, has an unfinished business with John Constantine. Constantine and detective Dodson have to work together once again, to save the world...and Constantine's life
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Blade of Madness by Shedemei reviews
Sweeney Todd desperately wants his Lucy back. Mrs. Lovett insists that madness can kill a person just as a razor can. Gradual Sweenett. Complete!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,599 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
When light meets darkness by KawaiiKittyChan reviews
Had Seras died that fateful night with her parents, what would have become of her? A soul too pure for hell and too vengeful for heaven, forced to roam the world as an Angel of Vengeance. When she meets Alucard like this. Even he can't resist. AxS AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,777 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Seras, Alucard
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Hellsing: Vampire Uprise by moviefan-92 reviews
Millennium has fallen, but some of their subjects have gone rogue. With Hellsing destroyed, it's up to Alucard and Seras to save Integra and stop this new breed of vampires. But there's an enemy that not even Alucard may be able to beat. COMPLETE
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter - Complete
Unbalanced by Lost In A Dark Wood reviews
Azula explains to a less-than-enthusiastic visitor why, for the good of the world, the Avatar must die. Post-finale, in line with canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Azula - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Honeymoon by Neko-sama no Kokoro reviews
Going on the mission to a newlywed resort meant taking some serious risks, but Allen and Lenalee would almost have preferred to just fight for the Innocence rather than go through the embarrassment they'll face by being undercover! Allen x Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pie by tulipsandcannibals reviews
Sweeney Todd comes back to London to find that the whores are plentiful, the beggars are better and you acn't get enough fog. Welcome to the land of London!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Curious Incident of Mr Muffins by SirIntegrity reviews
It's Integra's turn to bring home a stray. Please R&R.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Playing the Saviour by Michaela90 reviews
Movie Verse: On November the Fifth, Evey has to make a choice between saving the life of the man she loves, or fulfilling his dreams of revolution. She chooses the man. But what of the consequences?
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,703 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Joyride by CrypticCalico reviews
Sweeney had always been an impatient person, and he liked for things to go fast. Unless one of those particular things was a carriage - and Mrs. Lovett was driving it. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Last Resort by FallingMidnight reviews
Nellie is saved from the fire by the authorites. Instead of hanging the barber and baker, the new Judge decides to send the two to "Isla la Cruces." With no food or water, Sweeney and Nellie must learn to live together to escape.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008
Regret is Undeniable by Lobsters forever reviews
Todd/Lovett.When Mr. Todd found out that Mrs. Lovett did not tell him that Lucy was alive, he abandoned her and Toby. After two months of wandering around, he decides to go visit the two and when he does, he finds more then what he bargains for.Chap27 up
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,967 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Sleep by Bellatrix5982 reviews
Sweeney can't sleep so mrs.lovett tries to help him. After finiding the two in an odd situation toby starts to wonder if they're a family one-sided sweenet rated T just in case follows original plot with a few exceptions
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Where Is She? by Bellatrix5982 reviews
Where is she? I don't know what you're talking about. I saw here come here, where is she? One-shot. rated for safety
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
To Seek Revenge by Mistress X reviews
Sequel to The Demon Barber. AU and Sweenett too. The afterlife had an ill-fated twist of events. The pair never had a chance for servitude above. But perhaps royalty below is a more tempting offer. New characters and power struggles abound!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2008
The Demon Barber by Mistress X reviews
COMPLETE. ToddxLovett, AU It was beyond all reason. The impossibility even made Sweeney Todd, the demon barber, take a few steps back. Mrs. Lovett was still alive.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,539 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - [Sweeney T., Eleanor L.] - Complete
Drinking Games by taintedtruffle reviews
Mrs. lovett gets board on a rainy night and decides to play have a lil fun with mr. Todd and a few bottles of gin. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Suitable Gifts by Defying.Expectations reviews
Valentine's Day. Mrs. Lovett remembers the occasion, of course, but Mr. Todd doesn't until she reminds him. Almost Sweenett/Toddvett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Son of the Dragon by Anonymous Psychofan reviews
After the sudden death of Integra, Alucard takes Seras to his homeland. But something lurks in the halls of Castle Draculae, something that has been centuries asleep. History takes a vampiric twist. The Son of the Dragon will rise again. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,670 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Insufferable by Tallica86 reviews
Mrs.Lovett is able to avoid death on that fateful night.Sweeney Todd hands over a peace offering in order to gain Mrs.Lovetts' trust.What's the Demon Barber's hidden agenda? A suitor pursues Mrs. Lovett..how will this effect Sweeney?.Ch. 13 up.ToddLovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,307 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Missing by Vaetra reviews
Oneshot. Sweeney was never killed by Toby, but Mrs Lovett is still dead, and now the demon barber comes back to visit his old home... somewhat angsty.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Distraction by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
The Beadle wants to investigate the pie shop. For Sweeney Todd there's only one way to prevent the Beadle from doing so - and that plan includes Mrs. Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Laundry by Marzi reviews
He visited her for no reason, but she had her own ideas. Games Series
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Seven Thunders by sandysoul reviews
Constantine and Angela race to prevent Hell from getting the upper hand as the balance falls apart. Chapter 2 up.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 5/3/2006
Hiccups by Tara1993 reviews
Mrs.Lovett get's a case of the hiccups, how can she get rid of them? Read to find out. cute little Sweenett fluff. Rated T for saftey. R&R plz!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Keep Living by Shedemei reviews
Mrs. Lovett realizes at the last second that Sweeney Todd plans to throw her in the oven, and manages to distract him long enough for him to hear Anthony dashing up to the barbershop, calling the name “Johanna…” Oneshot. Please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by CaptainRaz reviews
A RemusTonks Deathly Hallows Fic. MAJOR SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
How to Feel Alive by Tutankhamun reviews
Set after Nami defeats Ms. Doublefinger in the Alabasta arc. Some ZoNa fluff. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
The Search For Something More by strapped to a comet reviews
Angela has questions, and the only person who can answer them is the one person she can't save. One shot. JohnAngela. Movie based.
Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/21/2006 - J. Constantine, Angela D. - Complete
New York, New York by Missy Mouse reviews
Based on the movie Yup, this story is so good I named it twice...sigh. Ichabod and Katrina and Masbath start their new life in New York, but as the body count rises, Ichabod starts to wish he'd stayed in Sleepy Hollow...
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
The Epilogue by azurelacroix reviews
Sweeney Todd. What if Lovett had managed to dodge the oven?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005
Facing by ephemereal reviews
Seeing is believing. Post movie. Complete.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,009 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete