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Joined 07-13-15, id: 6935685, Profile Updated: 04-24-19

I know some things about writing but I've never finished writing a fanfic. Most of my writing occurs in my noggin and never sees the light of day.
I'm a sucker for well-written characters, and I don't care how cliche or dull the plot is. I'd read a fic about King Dedede going shopping for socks if his character was written perfectly.

I am tired and bitter, for a good fanfic is hard to find, and yet I still hope to see at least another decent fic in my fandoms

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The Tomboy and The Beast by AliceStar reviews
Daisy is the tomboyish, clumsy yet fiery princess of Sarasaland and King Bowser is absolutely smitten. As a result chaos, turmoil and humor ensues. Why? Because things are never easy for the desert blossom. Bowsy pairing!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 603,036 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Daisy, Bowser
Normal by 100-YardStare reviews
Adjusting into becoming a productive member of society was hard enough before a horde of octopuses broke my window, then came back to kidnap me. Now I have to play assistant for their leader, Dave, who disguises himself as Dr. Octavius Brine to all the other humans of the world that don't know any better. I'm just taking this one day at a time, or else I'll lose my sanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,328 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - OC, Dave - Complete
Ice Sculpture by VTStarCosmic reviews
Dedede stops to think about his role as king and his relationship with Kirby. Character study.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Kirby, King Dedede - Complete
Lovesick by Enchiridion88 reviews
Marlene finds herself caught in a trap: a trap of love! The zoo is in an all out frenzy of shipping and she is left on the receiving end. Will she find that special someone in a literal flood of dates or will she just end up disturbed, offended, and everything in between? Find out in this comedic, romantic parody where there is no easy way out for Marlene. *now with Kolene*
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Marlene
The Explosion Inside Rico's Head by Zyar reviews
After an explosion caused by Rico gets a bit out of hand, Skipper forbids him to make more explosions until he learns some self-control. When his captain confiscates all his explosives, Rico will have to find another way to create a good explosion, even if that endangers someone. Could his obsession be going too far?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Rico - Complete
Further Accords of Madness by LadyDragon1316 reviews
Of the 16 Accords of Madness, only 3 have been revealed thus far. But Sheogorath is not an idle daedra, and madness knows no bounds.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sheogorath
Sail Away by silversrider reviews
They are sailing the world together, meeting pirates, villains. But if you are true to yourself, can the sea really replace the love you lost? Rated T for character dead. Pairing: Skilene. (glimpse of Julene) Humanized.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Secrets Of Shadows by silversrider reviews
Warning: very sadistic. "A friend is just an enemy who hasn't attacked you yet." He was always trying to protect them, saving them from their enemies. But it drove him into insanity.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Skipper - Complete
Of Butter and Tears by altairattorney reviews
Being sane is not easy in the Shivering Isles. But Haskill is just fine that way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Haskill, Sheogorath - Complete
Abnegation by Blouper reviews
"There's a 98% chance we'll get caught. A scientist must try any and all possibilities no matter how slim the chance of success." Kowalski and Marlene. On rejection. Friendship. Others.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Marlene, Kowalski - Complete
Starlight by ICRepresentative reviews
She was there, that night, to see the falling star, and hear the muted sound of its landing. -His- landing. Chell and Core Wheatley, a short three-part tragedy inspired by wafflestories' Blue Sky.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Schematics by ICRepresentative reviews
They designed the machine to look like Science incarnate. A short fic on the GLaDOS machine, and the woman who would be contained within. Slight Cavoline, but more tragedy than anything else.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Caroline - Complete
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by Isabella387 reviews
Humanized AU Noir, Penguin Ops. is the best detective agency in the city. When a mobster shows up dead its up to the team to find out who killed him. Rating may change. Skipper centric w/ Skilene. Title taken from the song by Cage the Elephant
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,029 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
The Reason Why by Eternally Ebony reviews
When Marlene asks Kowalski, Rico, and Private why they stick around, each gives her a story to explain why they stay with Skipper. Unbeknown to them, Marlene isn't the only one listening... multi-chapter, no pairings.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
The REAL Love Smoothie by JV's Jack reviews
Just one of those lab mishaps... but the results are more than just unpredictable. Let's hope the penguins can put things right once again! And FYI, there's all 14 chaps now!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,988 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Star Trek: Madagascar by Galaxy1001D reviews
In the 23rd Century, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private are space marines serving aboard a starship in the Star Trek Universe! Can these warriors handle a diplomatic mission? Guest starring Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria from the Madagascar movies!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
Death in the Zoo by Cudabear reviews
One day, a lemur from Madagascar joins the zoo. Soon thereafter Julien is murdered and Private is framed for it. The penguins rush to find evidence to prove Private's innocence while a much darker plan is being worked out. Skipper struggles to keep both himself and his team sane, unaware that the real killer is right under his beak and is going to strike again.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Skipper, Private - Complete
Eternal September by Cellytron reviews
The internet may not be big enough to hold King Julien's ego! When he comes into possession of a laptop, he does more than just steal the penguins' bandwidth. This is what early internet pioneers dreaded. COMPLETE!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - King Julien, Kowalski - Complete
Code Sepia by Cellytron reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR "ROOMIES". Never swim alone. A phrase, a credo, a way of life, a staple of their existence. Code Sepia overrode it. Shredded it. Decimated it. Rated T for a bit of language and some potentially heavy stuff.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Ugly Duckling by Esperata reviews
An idea that occured to me over lunchtime. Basically Kowalski reads Rico a story. Make of it what you will.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
King of Fools by Halfwest reviews
In which the Prince of Madness promotes one of his own, turns social constructs upsidedown, and saves the Imperial City. What, you don't believe me? He DOES...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Kaleideoscope by Halfwest reviews
A day in the life of Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. One of the darker days.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete