So yeah, hi!:D

I guess I'm gonna tell you a little bit about myself here:P

Okay, so, I'm Little Miss:)

I live in the Netherlands, but I'm a huge England fan (A) but really, just about any country where they speak English is on my like list:)

Please tell me when I write something wrong or use a word in a weird way so I can change that.

I'm 15 years old and I'm in the 5th class of highschool. But that would be something totally different in America and England and stuff, and I really don't know what it would be there so.. just guess or something:P If you really want to know just ask and I'll send you an explanation;)

If you read my penname you can already guess that I am a huge music fan:) I hardly go anywhere without my Ipod (Black Ipod Nano, it's my baby(L)) My music taste is really just about everthing, I listen to classical music, but I also like FOB, Linking Park, and Hiphop and stuff:)

Some of my favourite artist an bands:

P!atD, FOB, Taylor Swift, Black eyed peas, Bowling for soup, Glee!:D, Green Day, Hellogoodbye, Jason Derulo, OPM, Pixie Lott and lots more.

And yes, I did just browse through my Ipod to see which I should put down because no, my memory just isn't that good:$:P

Other than listening to music I love reading. I can read for several hours straight and not get bored of it. That is, if I have a good book:)

I mostly read in english, but sometimes I pick up a dutch book:)

I also like watching anime: Bleach, Fruitsbasket, shugo chara, Chii's sweet home.

So, I have to confess, I really don't think there are going to be any stories on this profile:$ I read but I'm actually not a good writer.

The main reason I made this account is to be able to review some of the stories and to share my favourites with you:)

Okay, if I do say so my self, I pick nicely written stories. I hate it when stories are weird written or the characters keep chancing their behavior so, if that's what you are looking for, a good written story, feel free to check out my favourites list:)

Now, my absolute favourite since I started reading on this site:

Bella Swan : Kidnapper - Kambria Rain.

I absolutly love that story, so if you haven't read it, go check it out!:D

Now, other books I read and recomment: (these are all series of books;))

The House of Night, Harry Potter, The secrets of the immortal Nicolas Flamel, The Quickening, Darren Shan, Sweep...

Yes, I have read the twilight books, yes I liked them (I must admid I was a little obsessed) but that was a few years ago, and now I don't really like them anymore, but I do really like the Fanfics. That's actually the only fanfic I read, and sometimes a little Harry Potter.

My pairings:

Twilight:

Bella - Edward, Alice-Jasper, Emmet-Rosalie, Carlisle-Esme.

Harry Potter:

Hermoine-Draco. Hermoine-Snape (Has to be really, really well written, thanks to 'Caeria' and her amazing story; 'Pet Project' seriously, lovelovelove!)

Now, even though my profile will be ridiculously long, I am going to put in some quotes and funny things:)

Important: None of these are my own, I got them from other ffprofiles or just from the internet;)

-Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.-

-I’d rather be a bitch than a whore, ‘cause I want to be know for what I do, not whom I do.-

-Life is all about ass. Everyone is either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece if it, or simply just being one.-

-The truth is...everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain.-

-I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?-

-If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.-

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

25 reasons to thank my mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Procratination is just like masturbation, in the end you're just screwing yourself.

Woman: 'If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!'

Man: 'And If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'