Hey. Just to let you know, I really love writing, but it takes me FOREVER to post (as you may have noticed...). But if you comment and tell me you are really interested in reading what i have, i will update for you.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Would Kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

FOODOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
RANCH

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Pasta

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
PINEAPPLE, HAM AND BACON

What do you like to put on your toast?
JELLY

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
4

What color is your cell phone?
NON-EXISTENT

Do you have an iPod?
YES, BUT IT'S A MP3

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
RIGHT

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A HUGE BOX OF REALLY HEAVY TEXTBOOKS

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
NOT THAT I CAN REMEMBER

BULLOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
HELL NO

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
WHY WOULD I CHANGE MY NAME?

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1000?
ARE YOU SERIOUS? HELL NO!!

FAVORITOLOGY

Season?
SUMMER

Holiday?
MY BIRTHDAY

Day of the week?
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

Month?
AUGUST

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
IDK

Mood?
HUNGRY

What are you listening to?
THE WASHER RUN

Current worry?
THAT IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING FUN SOON, I MIGHT HAVE SOME PROBLEMS

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
THE BATHROOM

What's the last movie you saw?
A FATHER FOR CHARLIE

Do you smile often?
I HOPE SO

OTHER-OLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I DON'T WASTE MY TIME COUNTING MY SHOES...

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?

6TH GRADE

Last person you talked to?
BRITTANY ASHBY

Last person you hugged?
BRITTANY ASHBY

Do you always answer your phone?
IT DEPENDS ON WHO'S CALLING...

It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
WELL, I DON'T OWN A CELL PHONE,SO IF I GET A TEXT MESSAGE, SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
GREEN

Do you own a digital camera?
NOT PERSONALLY

Have you ever had a pet fish?
YES, BUT THEN HE JUMPED OUT OF HIS BOWL ONTO MY DRESSER, BUT WHEN WE TRIED TO CATCH HIM, WE SQUISHED HIM :(

(TEAR)

Favorite Christmas song?
o COME, O COME EMMANUEL

What's on your wish list for your birthday?

1.MONEY
2. A CAR...

Can you do push ups?
MAYBE

Can you do splits?
IF I WANT TO BE IN LOTS OF PAIN

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH

Do you have any saved texts?
NO

Have you ever been in a car accident?
YES

Do you have an accent?
NO

What is the last movie to make you cry?
A FATHER FOR CHARLIE

Plans tonight?
GO TO A BABY SHOWER FOR SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW AND THEN GO TO YOUTH GROUP

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
HELL YES

Name three things you bought yesterday?
FOOD, DRINK, CANDY

Have you ever been given roses?
YES

Met someone who changed your life?
YES

Name two people who might completely like this?
BRITTANY AND TAYLOR

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
YES

Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
MY EARS. I DON'T HAVE ANY TATS... YET

Does anyone love you?
I FREAKING HOPE SO

Would you be a pirate?
NINJA'S ARE BETTER (UNLESS THE PIRATE'S JOHNNY DEPP OR ORLANDO BLOOM)

What songs do you sing in the shower?
WHATEVER SONG POPS INTO MY HEAD... SOMETIMES IT GETS REALLY SCARY IN THERE!

Ever had someone sing to you?
YES...BUT NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES...

Have you held hands with anyone today?
UM... NO!

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
MYSELF

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
BOTH , I GUESS

Do you like pulpy orange juice?
IF THATS ALL WE HAVE

more silly questions:

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair

2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
i dont wear blue and purple

3. Do you like coffee?
yep

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
good enough

6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s name?
E

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
a-i-m

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
id rather not it was kind of pwesonal

9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
no

10. What are you craving?
french fries

11. Do you floss?
sometimes

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
cabbage patch kids

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no, why would i want to

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
just lick it

18. Do you use smileys?
sometimes :)

19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
2

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
yeah but he wasn't that famous (he's a famous christian artist)

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no

22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
fireworks by katy perry

23. How many countries have you visited?
none so far

24. Are your parents strict?
not really

25. Would you go sky diving?
no

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
i dont know

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
yes, me

30. Do you rent movies?
occasionally

31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?
Emma

35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
at my house

36. Brown or white eggs?
white

37. Like rap music?
no

38. Ever taken a train?
no

39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
depends on what it means

41. What day of the week is it?
sunday

40. What was your Lunch?
nothing really

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
going to school

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes

47. So, how about them Yankees?
ummm

51. Is your hair curly?
sorta at the ends

52. Last time you cried?
cant remember

53. Ever walked into a wall?
a few times

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
no

56. Favorite season?
summer

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
idk

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
no

63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
never had alcohol, so no

64. Do you think you’re old?
yes

65. Are you afraid of the dark?
a little

66. Do you like your life right now?
inever feel like myself

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
ummmm

68. Do you knock on wood?
all the time

69. Do you have good vision?
nope, blind as a bat

70. Can you hula hoop?
yes very well

71. Where are your parents?
at home

72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator?
no

73. What is the next CD you will buy?
i dont really buy cds

74. What brands are you wearing?
off brands

76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes, no, i cant remember

77. Can you handle the truth?
yes i can

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
itunes gift card
79. How often do you talk on the phone?
depends
80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
no
81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
not really
82. Have you ever tripped someone?
yes
86. Do you use chap stick?
yes
87. Are you too forgiving?
sometimes, soemtimes not
88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no
89. Do you own a gun?
no
90. Have you made a prank phone call?
no
91. Have you ever been in a castle?
yes, i slept in one
92. Do you like your hair?
sorta
93. Do you like yourself?
yes
94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
noyb
95. Do you chat on AIM often?
yes and no

FACT(s):

99 percent of American Teenagers would die if THE JONAS BROTHERS told them it wasnt cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be one of the 1 percent laughing your butt off.

97 percent of all girls would die if robert pattinson said it was cool to hang yourself. put this in your profile if you'd be one of the three percent who decided their scarves had a better purpose to serve then 'noose'.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an over-controlling psycho.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (Does God-Mother count?)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (LOL. I'm pimpin' my buds.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling psycho.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.