Mme. Calico Jack Rackham
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Joined 01-15-04, id: 521600
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

The MaDReVieweR strikes again!!!! I am always on the hunt for GOOD stories. That means that even if I am not familiar with the particular movie, book, etc. that a writing is inspired by, I still understood the point and plot of your writing. (A good writer can get that across or should let the readers know beforehand that they should get some background knowledge. However, if you cannot find a way to include the necessary info for your particular writing, then you should probably think about what you are trying to do more. Do NOT ever rely on someone else to create all the important parts of the world you are trying to create.

That said: I DO NOT read slash and absolutely refuse to review it. That's just my thing. I try to give honest reviews about style, the way things flow, if they make sense, stuff like that. I may not be the best writer but I know good when I see it. What really gets to me is when someone has a passion and cares enough about their work that they take time to PROOFREAD(pet-peeve:typos), and REVISE. Passion for your craft is the thing that should drive all artists, be they writers, actors, painters, or whatever. O.K. now I'll get off my soapbox.

About moi: I am in the quasi-legal age, meaning that I am old enough to party-hardy, but not old enough to drink like a drunken sailor.I live in a remote outpost on the edge of space (Mississippi)and I am married with one little boy (gorgeous!)

Favorite movies: My absolute favorite that I think EVERYONE should watch: Without A Paddle. My favorite line in that whole movie is "No, but I ate a brownie once." OH and "stop, drop and roll...stop, drop, and roll..." Watch it and find out what I'm talking about.There are a ton more because movies are what I'm in to. I don't really watch T.V. except for Who's Line Is It, Anyway? (when I can catch it)and the Ellen Show. And American Idol. I so admire Simon and his direct style; too many people play games nowadays. Paula gets on my LAST Nerve, she has no decisive opinions whatsoever. Oooh, music. Everything by Maroon 5, Nickleback, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rjects, Hinder, Green Day. I'm into a little Kelly Clarkson now, but listening to the radio is a little hard, since the annoying man next door has his CB on ALL THE TIME and my radio, baby moniter, and cordless phone pick up every word he says, which wouldn't be so bad if he had anything even remotely interesting to say, which he doesn't.

PS.I am seriously able to Beta for anyone and I really don't mind. Rules:No Slash, as far as I know right now, that's it. And critisism must not be taken as insult, just as a desire to see some truly inspired and creative writers improve.

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Solar Flare by not done baking reviews
..A Sudden Temporary Outburst of Energy From a Small Area.. a series of one shots post Eclipse. weddings, compromises, minor lemon, angst, love, family, tears, stress, holidays. No ongoing plot. Updated sporadically when inspiration comes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward
The Journal Of a Mental Patient: Sparrow's Wife by Kizu Mizu reviews
Captain Sparrow married? A young woman transported into a movie? Ramblings from a crazed institutionalized woman, or a true tale of adventure, hardship and love? You decide. AU
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,539 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Wooing Kate by kasey8473 reviews
When Adhemar seduces a drunken Kate, she flees from him. Chapter twenty-three uploaded: Kate and Adhemar go home. Complete
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,678 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
Mary's Story by Mary Swann reviews
Ever wondered if Elizabeth had a sister? This is her story. She loved Will, but he was not to be hers... please r&r!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004
Maid or not, It Suits You by PeiPei reviews
A wicked story about Captain Barbossa, a Spanish lady, her maid, and a scarlet dress. The key word is "deceit". You've been warned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004
Christmas Carols of the Caribbean by VagrantCandy reviews
Well, since TDOC was such a success, I decided to try a series please don't hurt me! The title kind of explains it all. Unfortunately, this fic may be updated less than regularly, seeing as I am, well lazy. And I can't rhyme worth a damn.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003
Shores of Izen reviews
A young girl finds that mystery surrounds her father’s death and Jack Sparrow knows more than he’s letting on
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
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