Well, okay. Let me start off by stating this up front:

I am not a writer. I wish I was, but I'm not.

I can tell wonderful stories, and I come up with unusual ideas all the time.

But i can't get them on paper.

So, if what I write here gives you a good idea, and you think you can do better, by all means, please do! All I as is that you drop me an email when it's done, so i can read a decent version.

Thanks!