First thing first, I hate my penname, it's one I chose waaaaaay back in the day when my friends and I thought we WERE the Sailor Scouts. Don't make fun of me, you're on fanfic. net, you've obviously got some rather embarrassing skeletons in your closet as well. So, for purposes such as these, refer to me as Emily.

Secondly, I'm 20 years old and a Creative Writing major. I dance and write and read and that's pretty much all I do. = )

Now-a-days, I mostly read on fanfic, but from time to time I get inspiration and either continue or start a story. I primarily write two types of fan fic and here they are:

A) Ridiculously random humurous fics where I insert my friends and I directly into whatever setting we deem worthy. Sometimes these are so random and so full of inside jokes that the Average Jane (P.S. I'm a feminist.) or Average Joe (but also an equal-oppurtunity employer)can't quite understand what's going on. Mostly, I'm not going to lie, these are comedic works of genius beyond your wildest imaginings. Never doubt the insanity that is my brain/thought process.

B) Embarrassingly sappy love fics where I take a variation of the same character and put her in a story so I can live out my lustfull fantasies through her. Sorry about this, at least I'm honest. I try and put some plot worthiness and pretty language and impeccable grammar in here and there to keep the masses happy, let me know how you feel about it.

I used to be a big purist of fan fic (don't change the characters' natures, don't rip up the canon, etc.) but now I find it all so very amusing. As long as you don't take yourself too seriously, write what you want. I might make fun of you, but it's all for the best. I'm not a flamer, if you're writing a worthless, unsalvegeable fic, I'm not going to waste my time telling you things you're not going to want to hear. I'm a good contructive criticism review writer. Yeah, that made sense.

Hope I didn't come across as too arrogant, I swear I'm pretty much an easy-going girl who's too obsessed with Harry Potter, musicals, LOTR, and books, books, BOOKS!

My favs:

-Harry Potter (Fav. chars: Dumbledore, Sirius, Hagrid. J.K. hates me.) -Lord of the Rings (Fav: Gandalf shut up, I have a thing for older wizarding gentlemen!, Eowyn)
-Wicked, both book and musical but mainly musical (I saw Idina Menzel as Elphaba in Wicked on her closing night in London, which, quite honestly, makes me the best person in the world, unless, of course, you saw it with Idina and Kristen...)
-Tamora Pierce novels (favs: Alanna, George, Numair, Raoul, I was disappointed in the Trickster novels.)
-Rent, movie and musical, but mostly movie (favs: MARK! Maureen! I love to sing Collin's part.)
- Epic Asian movies for some reason - Memoirs of a Geisha, The Last Samurai, Anna and the King, etc.
-Marie Antoinette
-MASH (love all seasons, but the first few with Henry and Trapper are funnier)
-Disney
- The Princess Bride (book and movie)
-Little Women (book and move, mostly book although I looove the movie)
- James Bond (Sean Connery or Daniel Craig. I've seen most of the old movies but I was super sick and it was a marathon so I don't remember much of it. Oh, and I totally called the ending to Casino Royale, sadly, no one was around for me to gloat.)

Fan-ficciness aside, I looooove Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, Janet Fitch's White Oleander, and pretty much any novel by Jodi Picoult, I collect them. I also collect rubber ducks and writing notebooks but that is neither here nor there. I love Memoirs of a Geisha, Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, True Confessions of Georgia Nicolson and Tracey Chevalier novels. Pretty much I love books.

Check out my other websites, I promise that my original fiction is a little more better than my fanfic...

xoxo.
Em-o

www.xanga.com/suhrheinrich (blog)

www.fictionpress.com/~emilyclaire (original fiction...I think that's right, let me know if it's not...)

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Ideas for stories: -- you can steal, just credit me...

-something about Knockturn Alley and how people end up there?