Well, wish to know about me do you? ... you must be really lonely or pathetic, but all is well now, for I am here ... unless this is post appocolyptic future world in which I am already dead, then I'm not hear at all ... or am I? In mutant zombie form perhaps ... no, no I'm not, but it'd be awesome if I were, then I could seek vengeance on the jerks that made my life so miserable I was forced to turn to writing to express myself, and once you've read my stories, you should seek vengeance on them too, their names are as follows ... I'm kidding, although I wish I could give out their names, addresses and class schedule for people to hunt them down though, and I know what you're thinking *insert scary tone* HIGH SCHOOL ANGST!!!! ... well, you're right, I hate high school, and my stories are mostly going to be about people in my high school being turned into characters from stories, and getting reamed by other characters, so, ENJOY!!