Name: Stuart

Age: 21

Gender: Male

To The Readers: sigh, no update on RFMOP . . . . Some poetry instead? :-/

Likes: Naruto (both the anime and the character, he's koo'), Lectures (believe it or not), CARBOHYDRATES (you'll understand when you read dislikes), Reviewers and reviews themselves and people whom are easy to get along with. Bleach (The anime/manga not the corrosive liquid) and Large Swords (Need I say more?)

Dislikes: DIABETES (I'm a type one diabetic), Emo kids like Sasuke, Attention whores, Rap (disliked only slightly more than country), People who are too caught up in the problems life throws at them to actually live it, most service industry jobs, The current average intelligence (It's quite low . . . and if you haven’t figured that out yet than you are probably one of the people im talking about), the fact that Fanfiction.net refuses to let most symbols show up in stories (examples: underscores, asterics and arrows of any kind), last but not least guys who hit on my sister . . . they are just speeding up and intensifying the pain of their inevitable death.

Quotes I could remember the last time I bothered to mess with this page: "If No One Will Play With You, Play With Yourself." - A T-shirt I saw somewhere
"Logically, if you duct taped buttered bread, butter side up, to a cat (and dropped it), it would just keep spinning in midair." - Professor Land
"It's a riddle wrapped in bacon" - Professor land

Random Thoughts: If a tree falls in the woods but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? A physicist could explain wave properties to the person who claims it didn’t for hours on end, shooting down any and all claims otherwise and in the end convince several people that they were indeed wrong in their philosophical quandaries. However, after all this has been said and explained, one must question . . . if no one heard it than what the hell does it matter?

What exactly was the point of sending out a satilite with records of songs and other things of great cultural signifigance? The chances of it being intercepted by any creatures that may or may not exist in the first place are next to nothing (prevelence of black holes, other planets, the Oort cloud, shit floating around inbetween galaxies and unrestrained space radiation all make it very likely that the craft will be destroyed long before anything could even hope to recieve any message we put inside it). Add in the fact that even if it is intercepted they wont know what the hell any of it is and the thought that even if they followed its path back to Earth we would have long since destroyed ourselves in some manner or another by the time they got here (speed of light barrier and all).

A Neat Game

Progress: Chapter 12 in progress, 1,700 words completed.