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Joined 11-28-02, id: 301305
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."
-Steve Prefontaine, American distance runner

Last update: December 28, 2002

I'm 16, male, 5'11", 134 lbs, with brown hair and green eyes.

I like running (longer distances in particular), chess (of course), thinking people, good writing, computer programming, capitalism, and libertarianism (lower-case l - I don't necessarily agree with the Libertarian party.)

I dislike irrationality, hypocrisy, people with inflated self-esteem, bad writing, bad writing produced by people with inflated self-esteem, socialism, communism, fascism, Islamism, Mary-Sueism, people who have no concept of love beyond sexual attraction, and some more things that I've left out.

I will not flame. I will post constructive criticism. I have no respect for those who think that any review that does not read "i luv ur storee! u r, like, so talntd! post more!!!!!!!1111" is a flame, nor for those that delete reviews that don't tell them what they want to hear.

As of today (December 28, 2002), I will not review any Mary-Sues or Gary-Stus (aka Harry-Stus, Marty-Stus, and Harry-Hughs) whatsoever. I realized that I was sick of posting reviews just to say, "Your story is a Mary-Sue, here's why...", enumerating the usual details, and getting flamed by three of the author's friends ("u flamer, if u dont like it dont read it. u rok, keep riting no matter what the flamers say" or something similar three times, that is.)

"Tolkien's world is magic - and I love it."
-Millikov, FF.net member

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The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
New World by Clear reviews
The story of an American General and an Elven Prince. Non Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,215 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Legolas
Elf in a Cage by Inconsequential reviews
An Elf fighting in the Last Alliance is transported to a strange place, for some things which never should have come to pass have occurred, and things which should have been remembered have been forgotten...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
Hunting by Philosopher At Large reviews
Two notorious figures from Middle-earth history have a brief encounter before either reaches their later infamy... Inspired by a line in TT, a canto in Lays of Beleriand, and the Silmarillion. PG for monster slaying. Complete. (12/03 Expanded Notes.)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
The Elendili by Raindare reviews
Spruced up w/new scene for new category! The story of Isildur and his family in the years leading up to the Downfall of Numenor, more than a century before the Last Alliance. Canonical to the best of my ability, events from The Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 8/6/2002
The Patient by Scribe reviews
Complete - When Dr Aaron Stone is asked to conduct a psychiatric examination of a patient with severe schizophrenia, he becomes the key to unlocking a mystery that alters everything he knows of the world and his own past. (Gandalf/Legolas/Aragorn fic)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,069 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 9/20/2002 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
Dark Songs of Arda by Joan Milligan reviews
Three poems of so-called 'villains' of the Legendarium.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2002
God Should Have Spent a Little More Time on You by Saber Tooth reviews
A parody of N Stync's "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You." Just R/R, people. Warning: 'N Sync fans, ignore this.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2000
But Not Destroyed reviews
The final battle that ended the Second Age. Based on canon - NOT the movie version. 12-10-2002: minor revisions, and Author's Notes moved to a separate chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 12/7/2002
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